Peeps are disgusting and degenerate.
I don't get the appeal of those. It's just a marshmallow
>>7513968
Melt them down with some butter and rice crispies and use them to make marshmallow treats.
if u heat them in the microwave they'll turn into a large monster
>>7513989
a marshmellow covered in sugar. I don't really get the appeal myself....
>>7513968
Robin's eggs are the best easter candy. Fight me if you disagree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97ihzsFAg9E
>>7513968
>that 50 year gap of nothing happening
>>7513968
>one peep takes 27 hr. to make
How!?
>>7515542
Keeping in mind that they're still making batches at a time, it's not bad for a homemade candy. I'd figure it'd be the marshmallow or something that took that long.
>>7514002
I never thought of this. Amazing.
Normally I just let them go stale over a week before eating them
>>7515912
another good tip for peeps:
>throw them out
>>7515320
Gotta respect products that remain pretty much unchanged for half a century.
we had a lengthy discussion about these yesterday in my house, and we realize nobody actually really likes them
the are inoffensive enough that people buy them for traditions sake, but I don't think there is a single person in the world that goes FUCK YEAH ITS PEEP SEASON!
The fuck am I really the only person here who loves peeps? Literally the only good thing about Easter.
So basically the only people that buy this garbage are future amputees and people who do '''''''experiments'''''' for youtube videos?
>>7513968
The imitation stuff in Poundland is pretty nasty so I don't think the real thing could be that much of an improvement
>>7516048
The only reason I even know of poundland is because of Ashens. Great stuff.
I'm gonna make a smores using peeps and think of you faggots when I'm enjoying it. Mmmm, the sugar will caramelize.
I like these melt them on graham crackers with some chocolate.
They taste awful by default though.
>>7516044
I remember reading an OP-ED piece from a guy who was addicted to opium. He brewed opium tea from dried poppies he got via mail-order. He used to swear by peeps as the only food he could eat when he went on a bender. Apparently opium causes constipation and peeps were the only thing he could eat that wouldn't keep him stopped up for days on end.
So there's that to add to your list: future amputees, youtube video nuts, and opium addicts.
>>7513968
Not even real marshmallow,just the usual sugary shite passed off as marshmallow
>>7515316
is this chink bulimic or does he run marathons after every video
Peeps are big soft sugary toes
i like everything about peeps except for the flavor and especially the texture. Fuck that.
They do look nice though
>>7515316
Don't they know cutting the footage invalidates the attempt?
>>7516994
I was thinking the same thing the moment the camera guy stood up and looked inside the bowl the with the camera
nigger the whole feat is worthless once you obscure the timer
>>7517135
His prior feats do not make this attempt any more valid if that video is the only evidence provided.
>>7517137
yeah, but I'm just saying, it's not like it's out of this world that this dude can fucking eat 200 peeps. He's eaten way more sugar than that before.
I'm not going to get all autistic over some cut in a stupid youtube video he did for Easter.
>mention to grandma in 5th grade that I mildly like Peeps
>she gets me Peeps every holiday
>now 22
>EVERY HOLIDAY
>>7513968
Who honestly cares about the "perfect pee"? Unless your some wagecuck in charge of quality control at where it is they make peeps, wanting a "perfect peep" is full-blown ass burgers manchild autism.
>>7513968
I love marshmallows, but I can't fucking stand crunching through the colored sugar on the outside.
It's like eating a marshmallow that got dropped in sand.
>>7516158
Think of how unhealthy he must be. Consuming nothing but opium and straight sugar for days on end.
What exactly is a marshmallow and how is it made?
>>7517240
gelatin, egg whites, and sugar
http://smittenkitchen.com/blog/2009/06/springy-fluffy-marshmallows/
>>7513968
I always hated these. Every time my grandparents gave me them I just threw them out. Took them 5 years before they got the hint.
>>7517285
I microwaved them before throwing them out. My whole life I've disliked non-chocolate candy. A mass of sugar without other nutrients just doesn't feel satisfying in my stomach.
>>7513968
>takes 6 minutes to make one peep
>millions are made daily
That's impossible, there's only 1440 minutes in a day.
>>7517889
Surprised it took this long for someone to catch this. Congrats.
>>7516057
Poundland is great. They have rotations of American sweets which is alright for a bit of change. Twinkie double pack and reeses' pieces for £1
Twinkies aren't good but they are addictive, maybe I have fallen for the meme
>>7513968
The other day at the grocery store I saw some sort of Peeps brand chocolate and marshmallow milk drink.
I almost bought it out of morbid curiosity, but the store can get fucked if it expects me to pay $3.00 for liquid cancer when I could get infinitely better chocolate milk for $0.50 more.
>>7517889
>there is only one peep machine in existence
they taste like cancer
>>7517163
Tell them you have teeth problems and can't eat candy coated things any more
>>7518041
>Marshmallow Flavored Milk
>Peeps Easter Egg Nog
>>7514026
Starburst
Jelly
Fucking
Beans
I'll fight you right now
>>7517249
You don't need gelatin
Peeps are... really cute.
I hope the American tradition lasts.
>wings removed
Oh dear.
>tfw getting second-hand nostalgia from some baby boomer's rambling
Millennials will NEVER understand peeps.
>>7513968
The ONLY way to eat peeps is to open up the package and wait for it to get stale.
The outside becomes somewhat hard, and the inside mallow gets kinda chewy.
They become passable after that
>>7518839
Millenials will never get polio or live in an iron lung either.
>>7518847
>implying all baby boomers have iron lungs
Justin pls.
>>7518070
What about multiple machines that can make a batch in six minutes you mongoloid. That would still mean each individually took 6 minutes, but multiple were made in 6 minutes.
>>7518847
A damn shame. Some of them deserve it.
>>7518869
No you obviously don't understand what I'm saying- there are ONLY 1440 minutes in a day. What they're saying is physically impossible to do
>>7519698
Pretty sure there's 5400 minutes in a day.
>>7519711
pretty sure you're wrong
>>7519698
>>7519711
>tfw there's only 1,436 minutes and 4.1 seconds in a day.
>>7518041
>ultra-pasteurized
>37% less fat than whole milk
Good to see that the marketing memes are in full force.
>>7514017
amazing
I like them.. Hating on peeps is a meme. See people talkin shti about them on FB
