Thoughts on Mike's Hard Lemonade?
Would drink ironically if given to me for free/10
better than Bud Light
Terrible hangover and way too sweet.
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It's only good for one thing, getting underage girls drunk
>>7513438
>enlightenment can be really heavy
What?
Good for getting 12-16 year old girls drunk
Do you think
A) Pedophiles like this beverage
or
B) Pedophiles think little girls will like this beverage
>>7513525
It's just really palatable for women because it's sweet and unoffensive, you could get away with telling them it's just lemonade
it's for queers and women.
>>7513525
No and no. Not even delicious shotas like Mikes, it is legitimately offensive to everyone except fleshbags brimming with estrogen.
>>7513546
it just tastes like lemonade
>>7513550
>it just tastes like lemonade
I've never had hard lemonade, but that doesn't sound possible.
>>7513550
Like the shitty sugary mess that passes for lemonade in supermarkets, yes.
>>7513542
and teenagers, dont forget the teens
>>7513561
It actually does taste good, but it's not "manly" to like an alcoholic drink where you can't actually taste the alcohol. If it were non-alcoholic, nobody would give a shit, but since it gets you drunk, you're seen as a "cheater".
This the "girly drink" meme a plot by shit beer companies to keep customer?
>>7513707
Nah, men have pretty much always had a history of competitive self-flagellation. But I'm sure that if that somehow disappeared, pretty much every beer company would go under too.
in college, i would bring a cooler with mikes hard and smirnoff ice to parties. Whenever a girl asked for one, I'd ask for a kiss first, when a guy asked for one I'd call him a faggot
>>7513762
People hated having you show up to parties, just so you know
>>7513776
>caring about what nobodies think about you at parties
>where the main goal was to get your dick wet
were you one of those guys that were sitting on the couch alone staring at your phone?
good if you want to get white girl wasted and puke a lot in the morning
>>7513438
I like to start a night with 1 or 2 of these is im gonnd be getting drunk off something cheap
Too sweet to have more than one, and I'd never buy it myself. The first time I drank, I had two, barely caught a buzz and felt sick to my stomach. Wasn't stoked about ever drinking again after that
>>7513792
>needing an entire cooler full of mikes and smirnoff ice to get your dick wet
You were one of the nobodies, bro.
>>7513831
Why do people use that phrase, or ever have that as a personal goal at any point. That's so gross and horrible.
>>7513831
>buying a girl a drink is bad
I just did it more times in 1 night, how are those text messages you are pretending to be receiving?
>>7513438
you taste no alchohol. it tastes good but if you wanna get drunk youre going to need 30 or more.
>>7513864
You are a nobody though
>>7513959
If you say so.
>>7513973
That's right nobody
>>7513979
You're not very personable.
>>7513990
Hence the need to liquor up women for sex.
>>7513995
My man
>>7513438
It is for underage kids, females, and faggots who wish they were females. If you're an adult male and bought some it might be time to face your suppressed homosexual urges. I mean, come on, it's 2016.
>>7513776
I hate to tell you but you sort of look like the faggot here, bruh.
>>7513438
It somehow manages to be shit alcohol and shit lemonade at the same time.
>there are people that don't make their own hard lemonade
water
sugar
vodka
lemon juice
[spoder]vanilla extract, or, alternatively, put a vanilla bean in a bottle of vodka if you'll actually use it all[/spoder]
I am a pedophile that enjoys drinking the occasional Mike's Hard Lemonade as a "treat" type of alcohol, like when I want candy.
I had never thought of suggesting it to little girls but now it makes sense
Kid in my Sunday school class wasn't aware it was alcoholic.
You drink like 3 and get no buzz at all and just heartburn. No thanks
>>7513876
Lol what a fucking loser
it taste like malted ass.
>>7513444
Fucking amen.
