>EGG-PLANT
>CRAB-APPLE
>PINE-APPLE
>XXXX-BERRY
why are americans so dumb with their fruit and vegetables names? why would they call an aubergine an "eggplant"? because it resembles an egg, but is a plant? fucking hell.
My favorite berry is bananaberry.
>>7500612
>my face when americans call chips "french fries"
>my face when americans call crisps "chips"
>my face when americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"
>my face when americans call motorized rollinghams "cars"
>my face when americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks"
>my face when americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC"
>my face when americans call meat water "gravy"
>my face when americans call electro-rope "power cables"
>my face when americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "burger"
>my face when americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens"
>my face when americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs"
>my face when americans call breaddystack a "sandwich"
>my face when americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards"
>my face when americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly"
>my face when americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator"
>my face when americans call forcey fun time "rape"
>my face when americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater"
>my face when americans call a rickedy-pop a "gear shift"
>my face when americans call a choco chip bucky wicky as a "cookie"
>my face when americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex"
>my face when americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver"
>my face when americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a "gun"
>my face when americans call ceiling-bright a "Lightbulb"
>my face when americans call blimpy bounce bounce a "ball"
>my face when americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake"
>my face when americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops "roads"
Just pitching in to relay how incredibly uninteresting I find the subject matter of this thread.
>>7500612
Go eat a jerusalem artichoke you euro faggot.
>>7500636
>"but rape culture don't real tho"
>>7500639
except its interesting. the way americans label their food trivializes it, because it substracts the language root of it.
thats why they pour their food full of sugary sauces, because they dont have any respect for it.
>>7500687
Nope, still don't give a shit.
>>7500612
'Aubergine' is derived from the Sanskrit word for 'eggplant' after being transferred through Arabic and Catalan to English
>>7500636
>peepee friction pleasure
literal kek
>The English use of "aubergine" is derived from the French aubergine, a diminutive of alberge, "a kind of peach".
>make fun of american for calling it eggplant
>you basically call it peachplant
>why would they call an aubergine an "eggplant"? because it resembles an egg, but is a plant?
that's pretty much how people got words for everything
>why do americans
i know americans are super interesting but you can research the etymology of words and find out why things are named the way they are. you just posted this thread to go "HEY GUYS AMERICANS SUCK AMIRITE??" and i believe you could find a better use of your time :)
>7500612
>Gee I wonder why it's called an eggplant, derpy derp, don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, let's use the francofag word instead.
Fuckin dipshit.
>>7500636
K E K
MORE PLEASE
>>7500744
But it's not black, it's """"""""""purple.""""""""""
>>7500744
>way more stylish, poetic and cultured
>>7500854
it's a fucking eggplant.. it's trivial and unimportant.
how big is your fedora collection?
>calling scones "biscuits"
>calling jam "jelly"
>calling bikkis "cookies"
>>7500854
The point: eggplant is purple, not black. It may be """"""""""stylish,"""""""""" """"""""""""poetic"""""""""" and """"""""""cultured,"""""""""" but it is simply wrong.
The point>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>""""""""""""""""""""u""""""""""""""""""""
