I sometimes use Vegemite instead of bread.

I sometimes use bread instead of peanut butter and jelly.

I live in Ecuador so I skip the PB&J and replace the bread with nothing.

>fresh ground peanut butter (or whatever kind you like)
>sliced kosher dill pickles
>crisp bacon
>sharp cheddar

grill altogether on good bread, and worship me later for your newfound joy in life.

>>7497663

Absolutely not kosher, you silly goy.

What could I substitute the bacon for

>>7497668
Ham.

>>7497668
If you use sweet pickles, you're a cockgobbler.

1. Honey and/or peanut butter instead of jam
2. Adding salt to the pbj for an extra salty flavour
3. Add chili powder for a spicy kick

And never use pleb shit peanut butter, 100% peanuts only.

>>7497647
I use horseradish with beet instead of jam and coarse, brown mustard instead of pb

>>7497668
shellfish

>>7497647
https://youtu.be/E3HehLKqxsY

Peanut butter and honey is the patrician choice.

>>7497647
I substitute ham and cheese for peanut butter, and some lettuce and mustard instead of jelly. I know it sounds gross but it's so good. Just try it.

>>7497747
So you have a peanut butter, lettuce, and mustard sandwich?

>>7497647
Almond butter and goat cheese.

There's a place in Chicago that does it with avocado and red onion, too, but that's a bit much sometimes.

>>7497668
a noose

>>7497668
>What could I substitute the bacon for
Turkey bacon