>He puts the unfinished crust back in the pizza box right before grabbing a new slice
I've yet to meet a person who doesn't eat the crust but, as someone who used to leave it and feel it was bland:
Why not leave about a centimeter or two of cheese and topping from the crust, then take a simultaneous vertical bite so your crust doesn't taste that bland?
>>7494822
If your pizza has a bland crust then it is a shit pizza.
>>7494810
I fucking hate when people do that
Eat the goddamn food or throw it out you degenerate
I don't always feel like eating the crust. Too much bread.
Crust is like a delicious bread stick treat after you've finished your slice.
People who put half-eaten foodstuff back into the container should be publicly shamed.
>>7495241
I dont understand how this is an argument.
Say you eat 2 slices but left the crust. If you ate everything but the crust, you still ate more bread/dough/crust in a single slice than two crusts. Whats the point in not eating the crusts? Especially if you had two or more slices. The crust is like.. an extra 100 calories or so. It really isnt that much more. And if youre already eating pizza, it isnt going to be healthy for you anyway. Its just a waste of food, to leave the crust.
>>7495254
Maybe I just don't want to eat anymore bread? I'm not saying this is a logical argument in fact it's not an argument I'm just sayin' how I feel.
>He grabs slice from pizza but touches three other slices in the process off ripping it off
Its almost as annoying as those manchildren who take the crust off thier sandwiches, or the people who don't eat the heels of bread.
>>7494810
This is why you get stuffed crust
>>7495283
>eating shit that doesn't even taste good or have nutritional value just because mummy said it would make you grow up to be big and strong
Grow up manchild
>>7495305
found the degenerate manchild shitposter
>>7495312
Y do you voluntarily eat shit that doesn't even taste nice tho? Assuming you're not African I doubt you have any shortage of bread
>>7495349
why waste bread that perfectly serves its purpose? as long as i can make a sandwich out of said slice, it's perfectly fine. bread doesn't even taste of anything, anyway.
>>7495312
the best part about being an adult is that you can turn your preferences into your reality.
if you dont want to eat crust or banana peel or whatever other bullshit you dont have to
>>7495358
'bread doesn't taste of anything'
You poor Americans...
>>7495364
...who gets forced to eat banana peels?
>>7495358
Considering historically working class scum like you only had access to the burnt part of the crust(hence the terms upper crust and lower crust) I would have thought not having to eat the crusts and heels would be a constant cause for celebration
>>7495388
i don't care for the history of it, i just don't see the point in wasting serviceable bread.
>>7495371
"There are starving X in Y."
"Eat your Banana Peel" *Punch*
Literally my childhood.
>>7495378
To be fair, British food does traditionally lack all semblance of flavor.
Flavor is the devil's harlot.
>>7494810
I eat my crust first so I don't have this issue.
When I'm living on my own and not splitting pizza costs, I'll eat the good part of the pizza and toss the crust to the birds or something. Until then, crust first so I earn my tasty triangle.
>>7495451
I hope you're feeding pest birds only. You're killing the birds by feeding them.
I eat all the pizza, then, Eat the plain crust edge with honey as dessert.
I just take a little bite of pizza and a little crust in the same mouthful. I balance it out so the last bite is a little of both. Is this autistic? I feel it is the logical solution to the problem.
>>7495478
I know that bread and shit is bad for burds, but they really seem to enjoy it. I have always figured that as humans we do stuff that is bad for us as long as it pleases us, so birds would probably make similar decisions.
>>7495574
My feelings are hurt.
>>7494810
>unfinished crust
Do Americans eat raw pizza?
>Start from the tip
>Eat halfway up the slice
>Turn pizza around
>Consume crust, and only crust, leaving that delicious bit by the edge
>Turn pizza around, back to original orientation
>Enjoy the best bites of the pizza possible
I don't care if you don't eat the crust, but fuck you if you put your chewed on crust back in the box. Trash it, leave it on your plate, or give it to the dog.
I'm guilty of this
When I was a kid I did it because I was trying to eat the most pizza without getting full on the filler bread, but nowadays it's because the crust is really tasty and I like to save the best part for last
>>7495252
Its like fucking pizza devoid of any topping after you just finished the slice. I eat plain bread before my meal, not during.
>Not saving all the crusts for the end for a second course of tasty cheesy breadsticks
>>7496150
>I eat plain bread before my meal
Wat
>not during.
Wat—this is the most autistic food preference yet.
I don't eat the pizza crust because most places have shitty crust. Most bread crust sucks. My dad is a savage for eating the end pieces of bread. You can all suck ma dick!
>>7497672
This. There are people in this thread right now who don't get sides of dipping sauce for their crust.
>>7494822
damn I thought I was the only one who did that
I probably am the only one who will eat their pizza crust first then tip to base
>>7495254
you sound fat
>>7497798
If you mean "fat" in the colloquial sense ie. the slang for having an erect phallus, then yes I am very "fat" indeed, but I'm afraid it has nothing to do with this thread so the accuracy of your surmisal is pure coincidence rather than the product of intelligent inference.
>>7497811
>If you mean "fat" in the colloquial sense ie. the slang for having an erect phallus, then yes I am very "fat" indeed, but I'm afraid it has nothing to do with this thread so the accuracy of your surmisal is pure coincidence rather than the product of intelligent inference.
the crust separates the good from the bad restaurants.
>>7497811
>If you mean "fat" in the colloquial sense ie. the slang for having an erect phallus, then yes I am very "fat" indeed, but I'm afraid it has nothing to do with this thread so the accuracy of your surmisal is pure coincidence rather than the product of intelligent inference.
>>7497811
>>7497811
this is possibly one of the most reddit posts I've ever seen on this entire site
>>7494810
>he doesn't take other people's crust
>>7497811
Damn son, that's the most euphoric thing I've seen all week.
>>7495272
>>7497811
>>7494810
>He rips his pizza apart, eating the toppings first, then the cheese, then the crust.
