What are you ordering?
>>7494520
Free water. Then go to In-N-Out combo for the same price as that single burger.
cheeseburger w/ raw onions, jalapenos, lettuce.
and a hotdog with raw onions + jalapenos.
ketchup for dipping.
cajun fries.
large mr pibb.
what else would you get?
I'll just take a bag full of free toppings and some napkins.
>>7494520
Nothing. That place is overrated trash and I could go to the In-N-Out literally across the street to get better food for half the price.
nothing. 5 guys is overpriced greasy garbage
The in n out faggots are here
>>7494520
>bacon cheeseburger
>5.69
>at five guys
Nice pic, where'd you get it, 1989?
>>7494520
Grilled cheese with a patty on it. Cajun fries.
>>7494528
>Mr. Pibb
my fucking nigger
Mcdonalds; 2/3 the quality but 1/3 the price
>>7494520
In-N-Out burger
>>7494520
Grilled cheese with tomatoes, grilled onions and grilled mushrooms.
For only $2.79, yes please.
Double bacon cheeseburger with lettuce, pickles, jalapenos & relish.
>>7494520
Nothing. I leave and go to whataburger
>>7494520
Hot dog with grilled onions and jalapenos and a grilled cheese with tomatoes. Large sprite.
five guys opened up a store in my city in the UK. The burgers are pretty nice but fuck me the bacon is salty. It's also way overpriced
>>7494520
I'm ordering you to put down your weapon and surrender peacefully! We don't have to do this the hard way!
>>7494540
It's only a topping if it's atop something anon, and it can only be a something if it's one of those menu items
>>7494520
Bacon Cheeseburger with:
Pickles
Grilled Onions
Grilled Mushrooms
Jalapenos
BBQ Sauce
That should be enough food to last me a week.
>>7494520
Double bacon cheeseburger all the way with Cajun fries and vanilla coke
Go to In-N-Out because 5 Guys is fucking overpriced garbage
Order a bacon cheeseburger grilled cheese. Instead of buns they use two grilled cheese as the buns. Then pickles onions mayo and A-1.
Yes I'm fat.
>>7496012
Yes you are. I think I intook calories reading your post.
>>7496016
Yeah it was an 1800 calorie meal.
A chicken cutlet sub from the local place right up the street.
>LTO
>MM
>hots
>pickles
$7 worth of memes
>>7494520
Bacon double cheeseburger, lettuce, tomato, extra ketchup, no fries and a small drink
>bacon cheeseburger w/ grilled onions, shrooms, ketchup, jalepenos, hot sauce
>large fries
I know, for fact, that would be $14.56 and I didn't even get a drink. Also,
>*upon request only
>implying I somehow don't have to request all of the toppings I want
Of course, prices vary from place to place but look at this shit. $8 for a cheeseburger that looks like it was tossed off a cliff
>>7494520
Probably a Bacon Cheeseburger with Jalapenos, a large portion of fries, and a regular coke(Why pay more when refills are free?)
I am not sure what the fries styles are
>>7494520
large coke with all toppings
Little bacon cheese- all the way, hold the lettuce, easy tomato, extra pickles. Reg Fry and drink.
>>7494520
Bacon Cheeseburger mayo, lettuce, grilled onions mushrooms and a large coke.
1 small bacon burger with ketchup and extra pickles
1 hot dog with ketchup
1 regular cajun fries
1 regular sprite
>>7494520
little cheeseburger, grilled onions, mushrooms, and bbq sauce. and water to drink. i worked at 5 guys for nearly 2 years and this is objectively the best combination
>>7494520
Just some free water and peanuts please...
>>7497418
>little cheeseburger
>A-1
>I worked at 5 guys
>best combo
holy shit biggest troll attempt I've seen yet.
>>7497470
Dude, what the fuck, are you retarded?
btw, not the guy you're quoting, but quoting random snippets and
>implying
isn't an actual argument
>>7497474
>$4.39 for a hamburger
>five pounds of 80/20 ground chuck is less than $15
Yeah, I think I'll just go make my own.
Many of my own.
>>7497470
>>7497484
>i have someone else cook for me but i'm still going to act superior on the cooking board
mate...
>>7497515
>>7497496
i bet you buy buns instead of growing the wheat yourself and grinding it up and baking it
you stupid fuck, you are wasting so much money
>>7495679
Its on top of the bag, toppings are on the menu.
>>7494520
I'll have a double shack burger or the new chicken shack and an order of cheese fries, thanks.
>>7497534
I live on a farm in Nebraska.
Joke's on you, faggot.
1 cheeseburger with grilled onion, ketchup, mayo
1 medium fry
1 soda: Pibb Extra
Endless peanuts
>>7498322
>Wait ma'am.... You're telling me you don't accept bitcoin?
>...... To the basement!
>>7495666
Yep, I've went once and ignored it since due to the price
>>7494520
>44 replies
>ctrl+f "chili"
The fuck, man. How can you sell hot dogs without chili?
>bacon cheeseburger with ketchup, mayo, pickles, lettuce, grilled onions
>Regular Fries (douse the bag fries in Malt vinegar and dip ketchup for the cupped fries)
>Have a peanut or two while I wait
>Large drink (strawberry fanta if they have it, lemonade if not)
Then after I consume I'll spend the rest of the day apologizing to my stomach for the incoming struggle, but boy it will be worth it
Bacon cheeseburger
Re grilled mushrooms (burn them shits)
Raw onion
Tomato's
Mayo
Ketchup
Salt and pepper
TFW I've spent hours perfecting the 5 guys burger
TFW this is the best hands down
What the fuck is wrong with me
Triple double
>>7494520
Large cajun style fries with hot sauce added
Large strawberry shake
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>>7494520
nothing. too much fat in burgers.
I used to work at Five Guys. Was there for about 5 months right out of highschool, as one happened to be opening and hiring about a week after I graduated.
It was my first cooking related job. And it was fucking terrible.
>Nobody would ever clean the grease trap outside.
>The "Kosher" beef hotdogs they sell are cooked on the same grill as the non-kosher burger patties.
>The "Caramelized" onions weren't actually caramelized. They were browned, yes, but they were never cooked long enough to actually be considered caramelized (Of course I see they fixed the menu in the OP image to reflect this. It wasn't always the case). Didn't even bother to use any oil or butter. Nothing. So bland.
>The burger patties are bland, tasteless shit. They let people load up on toppings to mask the fact that the burger is a tasteless lump of unseasoned chopmeat.
>Only one cheese option. Yellow American. No variety.
>Only shitty Iceburg lettuce. Literally, LITERALLY, tasteless rabbit food. When people think of tasteless rabbit food, they think of Iceburg lettuce.
>Grilled veggie/cheese sandwhiches are a joke. They just flip the fucking hamburger buns inside out.
>"We only cook our burgers one way. Well done and juicy". Actual fucking mantra they told us to parrot back to customers who had the audacity to request a medium well or, Heaven forbid, a medium burger. How dare people have preferences. Don't they know they have no idea how to eat?
>They failed to teach us how to properly chop an onion. At least my location didn't. I didn't learn until a year later from my then girlfriend's mother how to properly do it.
I could go on for hours, but I won't.
Five Guys is the single worst burger joint in America.
The upside is that we were allowed one free meal a day, and since I was usually always on the grill, I'd get to make my own. I started bringing in my own spices and seasonings during the last two months or so and just utilized their meat to teach myself. I make a mean burger now.
>>7500912
>Ye old dietary fat makes you fat meme
Energy intake matters, not fat
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>>7500919
i don't lead a particularly active lifestyle. I run 2-3 miles a day, hit the gym 3 times a week, but outside of that, I sit on my ass all day on a computer. High fat content food sticks to my ass and stays.
>>7500914
>The "Kosher" beef hotdogs they sell are cooked on the same grill as the non-kosher burger patties.
Doesn't that break some sort of FDA law? It should if it doesn't.
regular bacon cheese burger with fried mushrooms, fried onion, and fried jalapeños with BBQ sauce and mayo (they absolutely hate when I order this)
and/or a little cheese burger with tomato, raw onion, lettuce, pickles, ketchup and mustard
+ small fry and malt vinegar and ketchup
I never get drinks at ff places
>>7500928
I'm pretty sure it does. But hell, I was 18 years old at the time and didn't give a shit.
I just told the Jews that came in the truth whenever they came in. Just about all of them would ask if the dogs were really kosher or not.
>>7495648
Whataburger is just as garbage as 5 Guys.
>>7494520
Pizza, Five Guys sucks.
>>7494520
Kosher hot dog with cheese.
BACON CHEESEBURGER with Mayo, Ketchup, and Lettuce
LARGE fries
REGULAR Coke
Little Bacon Cheeseburger with grilled onions, pickles, lettuce and mustard. Medium drink and split an order of cajun fries with the person who is paying for my meal because the only way I'm eating at Five Guys is if it's free.
Bacon cheeseburger, grilled onions, mushrooms, lettuce, tomato, mustard
>>7494520
bacon burger with all toppings, large fries
>>7494520
probably a burger or a hotdog
>>7495556
I have never seen a whiter post, nor laughed this hard in a while.
Cheeseburger with lite pickles
Regular fries
>>7494520
A bacon cheese burger with lettuce and A-1, hold the bun, bacon, cheese, and burger.
>>7494520
Little cheese burger with mayo onions, lettuce, pickles, tomato, mushroom, jalapeno, green pepper, hot sauce.
If anyone goes here and doesn't get all the vegetables theyre wasting their time and money.
Those prices are double in Canada, $8 for a burg and nothing else or I can get a whopper combo for $5
>>7494520
Nothing dude.
I'm off to McDonald's to try their new signature gourmet burger range.
Kosher with everything, a side of fries and a large Coke.
>>7494520
>them prices
>>7494520
How old is that?
Everything at the local 5 guys is like a dollar more than that
>>7500122
>>7500929
why do they hate when you order this?.
>>7503005
i see what you did there
>>7505466
