Got this lying in the fridge. What should I do with it, /ck/?
>>7491989
try choking on it.
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Looks like poo, return to your butt
>>7491989
Swallow whole
Up your butt and around the corner. Looks like it was made for it.
>>7492010
>Up your butt and around the corner
I haven't heard this since like third grade. You made me smile. Wanna join the pen 15 club?
>>7492015
8 DOUBLE O 8'S FOR LIFE
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>>7491989
From the filename and picture i'm guessing it is some kind of eastern european cured sausage.
I'd boil it for a few minutes to reduce the fat content, peel and dice it and mix with feta cheese, maybe add a dash of paprika and stuff into squid to fry off in a pan.
Serve it with a salad and new potatoes tossed in a little butter and herbs.
Slice into coins, fry with onions and bacon, serve with mash, lingonberry jam, peas, kraut and brown gravy.
>>7492047
are you chef?
>>7491989
its almost like ur not even eastern european hmm
>>7491989
Invite some Jehovah's Witnesses and Muslims over and serve it to them. Then tell them it was pork blood sausage, record their reactions and upload it
>>7492122
that is pretty racist senpai
>>7492132
>Jehovah's Witness is a race
>>7492136
no the muslim part i meant
>>7492047
Stop pretending you know shit, what you describe sounds like something from a 50's American cookbook minus Jell'o
>>7491989
I'd slice it up and use it in a pot of beans
>>7492146
Well at least they would start being afraid of death and maybe become decent people since they're going to mudslime hell...
>>7491989
What kind of sausage is that?
>>7492194
That recipe came from a michelin starred chef.
>>7492146
>Muhammadanism is a race
