Hey /ck/ can we have a stoner food thread? What should I make while baked to soothe a savage case of El munchos
DUDE
>>7489269
Tex me always works
All you need is tortillas, cheese, and some sort of dog food to make a basic quesadilla.
But seriously, it's probably the easiest and most "no fuss" outside of sandwiches.
>>7489276
TexMex*
Fucking hell, autocorrect, how about you learn some fucking common colloquialisms.
>>7489278
>Tfw from Louisiana and have an inordinate amount of colloquialisms
So what the fuck is frybread
>>7489269
Nachos
Chips, throw some shredded cheddar & leftover chicken on it
Microwave till cheese melts, add jalapeño & cilantro & sour cream
9mm JHP. ----- JUST KIDDING---- But seriously, cannabis is gateway drug. Next year you'll be sucking cock for smack money. Enjoy the Doritos.
I've discovered that the most neckbearded of 4chan lurkers are anti-weed.
Why? Probably because their idea of a marijuana user is dirty and unkept in appearance, just like themselves, so they're projecting their shame. Maybe they're jealous of people who have access to weed since it involves going outside and talking to people. Who knows.
To keep this food related, weed actually makes me lose my appetite. Not in a bad way. Back in the day I used to pound some food. I remember one time I got so high I ate an entire carrot cake while slowly rocking back and forth with my eyes closed. It was like meditating with food.
>>7489275
WEED
Keep it healthy so you don't turn into a fat ass.
3 oranges, peeled, and chopped into bite size pieces
Shredded coconut to taste.
A touch of sugar, to taste.
Chop the oranges and put them in a bowl.
Add shredded coconut and mix. Add as much as you want, but you want to be able to get some coconut flavor with each bite of orange.
Add a little sugar to taste, if needed.
>>7489735
>To keep this food related, weed actually makes me lose my appetite.
My sativa hybrid was the same way.
Maybe it's the Indica's that make you hungry, but I haven't had any of those in ages.
>>7489842
It's the only time. I dont have food guilt for going gnar on some bad shit.
>>7489269
Ancient technique. Unwrap string cheese. Wrap with slice of lunchmeat. Imagine you're a lumber mill and you're gonna process that sucker into boardfeet.
>>7489705
I used cannabis to wean me off a $1500 a week coke habit
>>7489857
I went to a party last week and there was a fucking huge pile of cocaine in the kitchen.
I was tempted, is it worth trying, just the once, one tiny snort?
>>7489862
Probably not to be honest, it was probably shot tier and you'll be stuck trying to relive that "I'm invincible" moment every time you do it.
>>7489869
I think you're right.
Also what put me off was a friend who pulled me aside and said "see all that white shit, probably came into this country transported up some paki's arse).
Too much for me.
>>7489862
/shrug
Was about the same as drinking a lot of coffee to me......not worth it.
>>7489735
Its pure contrarianism in response to more vocal and visible assholes of the DUDE WEED LMAO variety. Its the same thing with atheism nowadays, where at one time atheism was cool and edgy until autistic neckbeards went too far, so now being religious is considered cool and edgy. One day in an unprecedented act of post ironic contrarianism, angsty internet losers will all remove themselves from the internet and get real lives cause the internet is no longer trendy.
Back to food. Yesterday I ate an entire box of Kix because I forgot to pick up snacks on my way back from campus. When I'm high I'm much more sensitive to flavoring and seasoning than sober, and noticed that food I prepared sober is often overseasoned (I'm a spice whore). Best thing I made high was shish kebabs...the worst thing I made was this poor college student abomination of 4 packs of ramen and a pack of mac and cheese powder. Stay in school kids.
>>7489269
I tipped off the FBI faggot, enjoy getting raped in jail
>>7489842
Bro i wish for some sativa Nothing but straight indica for days over here mideast coast
>>7489936
TOP FUCKING KEK AT ALL THOSE TABS XDDD
>>7489999
Welcome to 4chan
>>7489999
Hello, newfriend.
>>7490013
>falling for the b8
>>7489898
>it's 2018
>6th layer irony is cool and edgy, 5th layer irony is so February 26th
>someone posts "DUDE WEED LMAO" on /ck/
>nobody knows if it's post-ironic, 2nd layer quasi-ironic, or non-binary inter-satirical coincidentalism
>anon has prepared a response for all 3 as he packs his PAX
Chicken tendies
>>7489269
Is that a Great Pyrenees with hair trimmed?
>>7489999
Top check at those numbers
Sucks that /ck/ has this meme about dissing weed, because /nom/ is super slow. The only retards that derail these threads are the DUDE WEED LMAO anons. A few months ago a cancer patient came here asking for suggestions on how to cook with cannabis and these assholes pushed a good discussion to page 10. A fucking cancer patient you assholes.
Anyway for munchies I like to have a nice local goat+sheep milk cheese with crackers and some kind of fruit (berries or apples).
When I'm not trying to eat something somewhat respectful, I go for some kind of sweet baked good. With weed in particular I like to smoke and have some sort of baked good (no relation) and a glass of cold organic milk. It's just the best way to get comfy after a long day at work, or on the weekends when I'm trying to soak up those last hours of freedom before the work week starts.
Oh also I love getting stoned, going for a hike, and then picking something to snack on from one of the foreign supermarkets we have around here.
>>7489857
How did you even afford that? That's more than I make in a month
>>7490213
Fuck off junkie addict gutter scum, drugs are not allowed on this cooking forum.
>>7490213
I think I remember that thread. Was it the one where he had some oil he was asking how to use? If so, soon after another thread was started with a picture of the same oil in a different position talking about getting high with no mention of cancer. Pretty sure it was a troll thread.
>>7490213
DUDE
>>7490224
By being a courier and enforcer
>>7490226
He'll yeah! How may we purge the cu/ck/s?
>>7490213
>he thinks giving schedule 1 drugs to cancer patients is a good idea
This is why we fucking hate you pro weed morons
>>7490271
Post shameful pictures of dope smoking criminal scum!
>>7490295
I have pix of no such trash.
>>7489753
LMAO
>>7490295
This picture is shameful because it was taken during the Wings era.
>>7490381
I like that hair though tbqh
>>7490213
I like weed too dude. You cuted my meats
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>>7489862
Go for it, although it won't be one tiny sort once you start you can't stop. Good shit if its pure though
>>7489269
I find some kind of cheese and ham toastie (or 'grilled cheese' if american), add some olives, capers, mustard, pepper, ham, parsley FTW
>>7489735
Because literally all of the friends I have who smoke/smoked weed have criminal records and can't find jobs anywhere. Plus it's a shit culture that can't be allowed to be tolerated as it does in America and the UK. Tried it once too, and I just can't see a single good thing about it.
>>7489862
Meh. If it's good it feels like the best feeling but there is no moderation. You don't just do one bump, I promise you'll do as much as you can. It makes the most normal people act like obnoxious talkative assholes, I cringe remembering the insane conversations we used to have. I don't think it's this menacing drug that it's reputation implies, its just a shitty trash drug for shitty trashy people. It's about as short and useless as a theme park ride.
>tfw dry for almost a year
>look like a narc
>one time got a hook up it was a shady dealer den lifted straight from a movie down to the tattoo'd white girl and the freestyling afro guy in a hoodie
I miss living in a legal state
>>7489999
q u a d g o d
>>7490513
>tried it once
has to be troll
>>7489735
i'm married with a kid, and i think weed is degenerate. the mental health effects are severely underreported or diminutized,
>t. a former weed-smoker, current alcoholic
>>7491099
my pothead roommate gets frustrated when you ask him simple questions like how much he just paid the pizza deliverer.
If I had a genie I would wish all dope to be laced with poison so you stoner sloths would all die like you should have done long ago.
>>7491150
no u
>>7491134
sounds like he's just a dick. probably has nothing to do with the pot, which usually makes you not frustrated.
>>7491099
I mostly agree. I used to smoke a LOT of weed and think the mental health aspects of over abusing it are overlooked. Its bad but not that bad, don't overdo it. I clearly remember thinking people could read my mind, that I was the reincarnation of the Buddha, that I was dead and in purgatory, that Obama was the Antichrist, and reading way too much conspiracy news about chemtrails, FEMA death camps, and the government altering the weather and using HAARP as a weapon of mass destruction. I thought everything I saw had a subliminal message and would get so paranoid around people that when they said something I thought it had a double meaning and that they really meant something else.
>>7491214
Wow weed made you a republican?
>>7491178
You'd think that, but not that anon, most seem frustrated when you actually try to make them think when they're high (i.e.have an actual conversation). Not a big problem if they're not constantly high, but the latter part of that statement seems to be a constant for a lot of those who partake.
>>7491262
Kek, I guess so. For what it's worth I got heavily into alcohol after that and turned into a straight up red flag waving socialist. These days I'm pretty moderate. On drugs and booze as well as political affiliation.
favorite things to eat while on the weeds:
>Domino's stuffed spinach cheezy bread
>Arby's curly fries w/ red ranch
>Mac and Cheese
>>7489735
Weed culture is a shit, the people who indulge are 9/10 times an addict, but will tell you that it's not possible, it's illegal, and it's awful for your body
>>7491957
>>7489275
>>7489753
>>7490226
>>7490249
>>7490316
>>7490487
>>7490513
>>7491099
>>7491150
>>7491957
>weed exists and some people smoke it
>people who don't smoke weed are upset because people do, even though they could tailor their life to exclude weed and it's subculture entirely
Seriously, what is it about a bunch of adolescent white boys on an anime board that makes marijuana the target? I'm not even mad, I just wish someone would explain it to me. What motivates any of you to come to a stoner food thread and exaggerate?
>>7493198
>complain about adolescent white boys who like anime on a website made for that.
Perhaps you should try a website for shitskins like tumblr
>>7493198
Lashback from militant, know-it-all cannabis enthusiasts.
>>7489735
It's just a meme, like the atheist thing.
Everyone smokes pot at least occasionally.
>>7493255
Except I'm not memeing, I absolutely never smoke pot and hate people that do and it's discussion is criminal and has no place in a cooking board.
>>7493277
>it's discussion is criminal
Good god, where on earth do you live where it is criminal to discuss it?
>>7493278
4chan.
>what is global rule 1
>you may not DISCUSS anything that violates U.S. law
>>7493285
It's not even illegal everywhere in us so still not illegal even in your skewed logic
>>7493285
So then surely you mean to write "it's discussion is against 4chan's rules"? ...because the last time I checked, it wasn't criminal to violate a rule on a board for the discussion of Balinese cave paintings.
>>7489269
Quesadilla
Or anything frozen and baked
>>7489301
Basically if doughnuts fused with crepes
>>7493198
Why do shit head stoners come to 4chan and make dumbass threads when 420chan is readily available?
>>7490045
Like, fuckin kush, man. Like, ya know? Whew, like, go Broncos!
>>7493459
420chan? Oh yeah, that place I used to visit 8 years ago and left because it was dead then. THEN.
>>7493328
It's a federal violation of the law to posses and/or traffic cannabis everywhere in the United States.
This was my most recent stoner haul. I always like to have something salty and something sweet to switch off, plus plenty of sugary drinks
>>7489269
>That warning
Who do they think they're fooling
>>7491214
>>7491316
>people could read my mind
>reincarnation (of julius caesar)
>HAARP and related conspiracies
>seeking (malicious) double-entendres
>became an alcoholic
wow, that's very similar to my story. however, i did become a republican after all was said and done.
>>7491214
fuck you that stuff's true, except for chemtrails and Obama
I hate all of you anti-weed faggots.
>hurdur my alchohols
No one gets stoned and beats their wife.
>drops the mic
Favorite stoner food is lemon poppy seed muffins.
>>7494922
>420blazeitLOL
Wow you sound so cool. Keep up the good work
