>White Russian
>Manhattan
What are some other non-gay cocktails?
Tom Collins
Vodka martini with anchovy stuffed olives.
Whiskey Sour
Mint Julep (borderline)
Martini
Rusty Nail
They're all gay
They literally have cock in the name
You're drinking COCKtails
Shitposting aside a Godfather is a nice beverage
>>7488177
Whisky and ginger ale
sex on the beach
fuzzy navel
anything with a little umbrella in it
coconut rum with coconut water and muddled lime
Gin and tonic
you're a grown-ass man drink whatever the fuck you want
>>7488177
Apple martinis
Meh, drink what you want.
I've always liked an old fashioned... I don't think they're generally considered unmanly (and they actually gained a bit of popularity when mad men was big) nor particularly hipster-y, but really who cares.
I also love the shit out of coconut rum and pineapple juice.
>>7488177
Gin n tonic is goat mixed drink
>>7488177
French 75?
>>7488177
>What are some other non-gay cocktails?
Anything you don't drink. Real men can drink whatever they want and make it manly. Even a glass of semen.
Sidecars are great or an aviation cocktail if you want to be fun with it and you're at a nice bar.
>>7488177
>>White Russian
confirmed for gay
i used to work a cocktail bar, and there is no escaping the gayness of the entire process
at a push, a long island ice tea is the closest you can get to non-gay, but they are basically just designed to get your drunk not to taste nice
Take a pint glass, and a bottle of grain alcohol, careful now, this is the tricky part, pour it in the glass until it's full, and cough up some blood from years of binge drinking in to it.
There's your manly cocktail
>>7488291
>insecure manchild worried about the sexuality of a god damned beverage projects his insecurity onto others in a childish tantrum
Stick to bud lite, you'll hurt yourself if you try too hard.
>>7488177
>white Russian
>non-gay
pick one
Finlandia Grapefruit vodka
top up with Fevertree tonic water
splash of Elderflower cordial
twist of lime
Tequila and Tonic
>>7489810
I don't often call things gay, but when I do, flavored vodka is likely involved.
>>7489847
I know I know, I'd usually be the same, but you wouldn't say that if you'd tried it.
>>7488177
amaretto sour
old fashioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWeVRxR1qek
>>7488183
Holy fuck I like you.
You can also sub in blue cheese stuffed olives.
>>7489850
Literally the line I use to convince 'straight' guys to fool around.
>>7488328
>>7488469
>obvious, yet obligatory
Moscow Mule
>>7488177
my dick in your mouth with a lemon twist
>be so racist that you can only drink things with "white russian" in it
>>7488177
French 75
Pimms Cup
Tom Collins
Old Fashioned
Black Russian
Gimlet
Side car
Cuban Libre
Sazarec
Death in the afternoon
