Found all Pepsi In a storage unit, otherwise nothing.
What the fuck should I do with it?
>>7487336
Drink it.
Boil the water off in a pan and see what happens. Only your best pan will work.
stick a funnel up your pooter hole and buttchug it
>>7487413
I came here to suggest this as well.
It's not that fucking old. It's god damned Pepsi Throwback. At most, it's five years old.
>>7487432
This. You're an idiot.
ferment it
>>7487413
This makes complete sense.
>>7487336
Show the expiration date OP
>>7487336
Shake it, get a tea towel, hold a lighter under it while holding the tea towel so you don't burn your hand, then put it on its side and cut it open with a knife while your mouth is open.
>>7487336
Keep 3 as mementos... drink the rest and shoot to the empty cans
>>7488593
What's this supposed to do?
Pee on it please
>>7487356
first reply is always the best
>>7488770
It turns the soda into pop rocks. You don't need to put the can on it's side, though.
>>7487336
>made with REAL suggar
Wtf do americans have fake suggar? To what end?
>>7491181
>fake suggar
yes, high-fructose corn syrup. Corn is wildly abundant in the US because of farm subsidies, so the surplus is turned into HFCS--a common food additive that's actually sweeter than sugar--and ethanol--a fuel additive that's actually sweeter than gasoline.
