any nice meals i can make with lobster meat?
Just throw it in the pot and boil it alive.
lobster mac and cheese
>>7486302
Mac and cheese or lobster rolls or bisk or ragoons or just eat it with butter.
>>7486302
I don't get the hype behind lobster, it's ok but nothing special and it used to be peasant food.
>>7486320
>bisk
>>7486348
oh boy here we go again.avi
>>7486352
d'oh ho ho ho
pardonnez mon francais
>>7486348
It used to be poor man's food when it was caught, ground, and dry-stored in barrels like salt pork. A far cry from fresh caught, delivered live, and killed right before eating.
>>7486348
>The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex, and picnics.
>>7486361
My great-grandfather lived right on the shore where live lobster was delivered fresh off the boat and he still felt the animal wasn't even fit to fertilize his gardens.
The fact that it's a bottom-feeder and essentially a creepy sea spider made a lot of people uneasy.
>>7486366
>picnics
False. Picnics are the best first date. Grills love them.
>>7486302
mash it up, mix with 1/5th mayo to lobster and serve on a roll. Throw in some diced celery and onion if you can.
>>7486302
Butter poached lobster pot pies are always bretty gud.
>>7486366
None of these can be overrated. They are all amazing.
>>7486391
And you're proud of your great-grandfather being a picky retard?
>>7486366
I think I need to take my gf out to a lobster and champagne picnic followed by anal sex
>>7487875
>not taking her out for an anal sex picnic
>>7487453
>Mayo
>>7486366
>champagne
delicious
>lobster
also objectively delicious
>anal sex
Yea I just penetrated my anus a couple nights ago and it literally took my breath away, fuck off.
>picnics
dream date TO BE HONEST WIT U
>>7486366
Anal is pretty great if she cleans up really well before hand
>>7489178
>she
>>7486302
I tend to serve the tail over risotto with lemon butter when I make 'em, and use the rest to boil down into a stock for a nice chowder with the claw meat.
>>7486366
anal sex is a gamble
when it's good it's amazing and when it's bad it's a full blown disaster
t. a girl
Anyone saying a picnic is an awesome date has clearly never been in a picnic
expected:
>comfy grass field with no one else around
>eloquently laid setup
>food in pristine condition
>you and the dude look straight out of a shampoo commercial
Reality:
>lumpy, hard ground, blankets don't fix this
>likely in a public area that has people running around, no privacy
>wind blowing away blankets and other shit the minute you stand up
>bugs
>food has likely been crushed, and is either too cold/lukewarm to be enjoyed
>bugs
>get sweaty and uncomfortable
>have to lug all the shit there and back
Picnics aren't fun
>>7489393
>when it's good it's amazing and when it's bad it's a full blown disaster
sometimes a full brown disaster as well.
>>7489393
more like a t "girl"
>>7486302
Lobster thermidor.
Lobster paella.
Lobster spaghetti.
Lobster salpicon.
>>7487988
Champagne is delicious however a £30 bottle of champagne is on par with an £8 bottle of prosecco.
You pay for the name as the price does not reflect the quality
>>7489919
You just sound like you're really incompetent at picnics and live in an impoverished area with bad parks.
>>7492133
>This really is a food based shitpost board.
Where do you think you are?
>>7489919
1. Pick a day when the weather is good
2. Find somewhere with soft ground/good thick grass
3. There aren't many bugs out during the day in certain parts of the year, plan better. Pick an unually warm day between winter and spring when the bugs havent come out yet
4. If your food is lukewarm/cold, it's your fault, anon. Plan better.
5. There are people running around on your property? Tell them to fuck off. Not having the picnic on your property? Buy at least 10 acres of you're a peasant.
