I have some Mcd stories.
>Working all night until morning
>Craving a burger like nothing else
>Get the Mcd craving
>Get to window of 24hr Mcd
>"We're sorry we don't make burgers at this time"
>It's 10:37 AM
>Got to Mcd window
>They have the Mcrib.
>Yes i'd like 6 big mac trios, large frys, large drinks and 10 Mcribs
>"Did you say 10?"
>Me: "Yes I said 12 Mcribs"
>"You want 12 now??? How are you going to eat all that"
>Me:"Yes I want 12 Mcribs, get crackin' and don't be cheap with the sauce"
>Get to window she things i'm a 400 lbs freak
>Doesn't see the other 6 grown ass hungry men in the car
>Go to Mcd window
>6 of us in the car
>"Hey we want 6 large drinks 6 large fries and 60 cheese burgers"
>Very long pause
>"Sir is this a prank order?"
>Nope
>Shaky voice comes with latina accent "Sir you'll have to wait in the parking we will deliver"
>Ok and 60 packets of ketchup
>This Consuela tier mud race manager comes up to the car with a girl with 2 boxes after what felt like 45 mins.
>"Please sir do not make big orders like that again we do not have enough staff"
>6 of in the van in our work clothes most of us have inhaled 2-3 burgers already look at her
>Hey look, we order from you people every week if not every day you will get us our food on time ever time ok?
>Next week she quit and 6 staff walked out
>New staff is like robots popping out food at the speed of light.
>At the counter you get you tray filled before you get your change it's insane
please tell me english isn't your first language
are you a mexican day laborer OP?
>around 8 years old
>leaving mcd's parking lot with dad
>biker comes out of no where and slams onto the front of the car
>big mac goes flying
>dad asks if he is ok
>"yea i'm fucking great"
>my dad gets pissed at this
>"don't forget your burger"
>we drive off
>>7472404
He works in a van with 5 other people and considered his experiences with ordering fast food at the Drive-Thru interesting enough to write up and share. This is the level of English I'd expect for someone in that situation.
>friends are high and I have to drive
>they're hungry
>take them to McD's in Orlando, FL at 5AM
haha crazy night huh
>go to McDonalds with girlfriend to grab breakfast before we head to a con
>gf is vegetarian, ask for egg and bacon bagel to he made without bacon
>menu screen says nothing about no bacon, I ask and they assure me there will be no bacon
>I get a medium sprite to go with my order
>get food and pull into parking spot
>there's bacon on the bagel
>go in and get a replacement
>come back out and drink my sprite, seems only half full
>take off lid and find out they put a fucking small cup inside of a medium cup so only the small cup was filled
Fuck mcdonalds
>>7472477
>They put a small cup inside a medium cup
Holy fuck my sides
>Go to local hometown McD while visiting my parents for Christmas
>Guy I have maybe talked to once in high school is working the drive thru
>He instantly recognizes me when I pull around
>He then tried to sell me weed
>>7472482
You want to know the kicker? They had some positive message on the side about seeing the glass half full.
>walk into a NYC mcdonalds at 3AM
>homeless man in a wheelchair is making a scene
>apparently thinks he was shorted a cookie and wants them refunded or some shit
>the transaction is settled in a way he found dissatisfactory
>he throws the refunded change across the counter and all over the floor
>I go to place my order
>he changes his mind, now he wants something too
>he doesnt have the change to pay for it because he threw it all over the restaurant
>he fought in 'nam and doesn't deserve this treatment
>decides to end this argument by throwing his hot coffee directly at the kid at the register
>it explodes all over me, the kid, and one of his coworkers
>he knows he's fucked up and immediately spins his wheelchair around and hauls ass out of there
>the two kids behind the counter look at each other, then without a word simultaneously jump the counter
>they chase him out of the restaurant and flip him out of his fucking wheelchair
>bathroom door bursts open
>manager running out with his pants unbuckled, toilet paper on his shoe, holding his hat on his head yelling 'what happened?!?!'
>he runs out the door and somehow settles the situation outside
>stalks back in to me, his employees wont return until they've had their cigarettes
>I order the most expensive over-the-top meal I can think of
>he prepares my burgers himself
>comps all the food
>thanks schizophrenic homeless veteran
>>7472516
Did the manager wash his hands
>go to mcdonalds for dindin
>use drivethrough because autistic
>time passes
>go to mcdonalds for midnight snack
>use drivethrough because autistic and its the only thing open
>same person working the window
>you can feel their silent judgement pass on you
>>7472477
Was there also a lid on the small cup?
>>7472511
Haha
>hippies BTFO
>>7472390
You are likely construction or some other profession that does a shit ton of manual labor huh?
>>7472494
How was the weed? Any good?
>>7472494
>>He then tried to sell me weed
why does this never happen to me?
>tfw dry for two years
>get job at McDs in 2011
>i'm still working there
>>7472737
Dark net markets bruh
>>7472390
>Anything and everything Mcd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4qAgh1OW4w
downtown Ottawa near all the clubs and bars on Rideau street. This fucking location on the weekends around 2am is fucking nuts.
>>7472783
>You will never be able to put "5 Years at Mcd's" in your resume.
>>7472516
HAHAHAHAHA my fucking sides
>>7472477
topkek
I currently work at Mc Donalds (UK), ask me anything.
Why do the servers hate me when I order a Filet-O-Fish? Is it more difficult to make?
>>7474890
Because they have to go make it, they aren't kept ready made. And there's only ever one or two in the chiller.
>>7474892
that's not good enough >:(
>>7474881
why haven't you killed yourself yet
>>7474881
did anyone ever order apple dippers?
>>7474942
I didn't get that at Aus McD's. We only got 50% off our order when we were on our break, though I was also making $23 an hour so.
>>7474958
Really? Here in the UK we get free meals on our break no matter how short or long your shift is, though you do only get one and they always want you to take them as early as possible even when your on a blood 9 hour shift.
> wok-unto-madonna-kanna-how-pew?
Hi. Can I have a Doub---
> WOO YUU LIE TO TRY NEW BAHKON CLUH HOW SANWEESH?
.....no.
> ...
.....
> ....Okay?
Can I have a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese and a medium french fries?
> Ee kon wee chee
What?
> SIR, EE KON WEE CHEE!!!
...I know it comes with cheese. That's it's name. It's a "Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese".
> Okay?
That's all.
> You Juan de meal?
No.
> Jizz de sanweesh?
Just the sandwich and the fries!
> To dreen?
NO DRINK!
> Seben sebenty two. Kon to de weendow plees.
*internal screaming*
>Go on McDonalds
>qt on the counter takes my order
>Wait until it's done
>Pay for it
>Go home and eat it
Why can't I have funny experiences like the other people in /ck/?
>>7476256
It's all made up
>>7475459
>*internal screaming*
>not REEEEEE
2/10 see me after school
They just discontinued the Steak egg and cheese bagel. YOU BASTARDS!
Everytime I went to mcd i got justed with shitty burgers so I avoid it like the plague.
>>7472820
wait shouldn't the text on the glasses be backwards?
>>7472390
I once got salmonella from Mc donald's food. Joy.
>>7474881
Hello, fellow McSlave, McDonalds Germany kitchen worker here
>>7472737
Stake out your local pizza places, especially near high schools/ college towns. Worked for me
>>7474933
That was my dinner last night. I like how tangy the apples are with that lemon juice.
>mfw I order a boy toy (hot wheels for my cat) and I got some barbie super spy toy
>>7476924
How does it fare in Germany, what's the career progression like is do they keep people in the same position for years?
>>7476924
N'abend,hope for you to get out of this hellhole as soon as possible. May I ask where? I work as well there,as a shift leader though.
>>7475459
>> Jizz de sanweesh?
You fucked up anon
![edward-furlong-and-american-history-x-gallery[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OutWO5I.jpg "edward-furlong-and-american-history-x-gallery[1].jpg")
>>7472390
>6 people, 60 cheeseburgers
>10 burgers each
>7 grams of sugar in each burger
>70 grams of sugar per person, on top of a large soda which is 81 grams of sugar
>151 grams of sugar
>37 teaspoons of sugar
>12 tablespoons
>3/4 cup of pure sugar, even more because you added ketchup
>consuming at least 600 calories of pure sugar with your meal and looking down on someone else for having brown skin
you should stop before you get diabetes and stop being racist too, i'm worried about you anon
>>7472477
>vegetarian
>still eats egg
triggered my autism
>>7477474
>do they keep people in the same position for years?
well yeah, what else are you gonna do with these idiots? you can´t promote them. technically, they can apply to become crew trainers and progress to shift leaders. but most of them are too dumb and/or stupid, lazy etc. we have a guy working as lowest type of employee since 20 years. that untermensch isn´t even able to speak the language properly. also, he stinks like a sewer because he never showers
>>7477483
I´m in NRW in a rather small store in a city with less than 100.000 people. i work part time while in college, gonna get my degree this year and then GTFO of there. We even have a part time shift leader who´s there while attending the same college as me, good luck for you, i hope your workers are better than ours!
>>7477596
>NRW
>we have a guy working as lowest type of employee since 20 years
>We even have a part time shift leader who´s there while attending the same college as me
Now I hate to ask but do you work in Wickrath? Because this all sounds like a lot of someone I know.
>>7474881
do you serve halal meat ?
>>7477610
nope, not wickrath. but i guess many stores would be able to deliver similar "that guy" stories due to the many different kinds of people working the job
>>7472477
> Be dick.
> McDonald's staff trolls me but good.
>Tell tale online hoping for sympathy.
>>7477637
>Be dick
when, exactly?
>>7475459
I eat at Whataburger and Chik-Fil-A solely because I can actually understand their drive thru operators.
>>7476739
What
>>7472477
>vegetarian gf
>orders bacon on bagel
>hope that cup shit really did happen
>>7472737
>Tfw constantly walk down the street and randomly get asked if I want to buy weed
Also I don't even smoke kek
>>7477721
>orders bacon on bagel
you know, it says right there:
ask for egg and bacon bagel TO BE MADE WITHOUT BACON
that´s the center part of the story, you dense motherfucker
>>7477740
>center
You mean central.
>>7477721
>>7477743
>>7477750
samefag in maximum damage control mode
also:
>beginning of the story: he goes to McDonalds with his girlfriend to grab breakfast before heading to a con
>central part: she gets bacon on her bagel although he asked for it to be made without the bacon
>ending of the story: he had a small cup in his medium cup
>>7477769
did i use central right this time? oh wait, it should read center or middle part. damn you, english language, for only being my third language!
>>7477627
Not that I know of. Though you can ask for a veggie burger or something like that.
>>7477596
Expected as much. We have a bunch of people who have been at the same position for ages, I've been here only five months and have only been trained on grill duties and cleaning.
>>7477773
Dude I know it's the internet but chill out.
>>7472456
I love you.
>>7472390
>big orders from the window
That's asshole-tier behavior. Go inside with that shit.
>>7476256
Every time I go to McD's there's at least one qt working there. Doesn't matter which one I go to. Never seen a qt working at Taco Bell.
>>7477740
why didn't she just order an egg bagel
>>7477939
I asked for breakfast tacos at a taco bell and got the burritos with fritos in them. they tasted like someone had cleaned the fritos off the floor but I was soo hungry I ate them anyway.
>>7472390
>go to mcdonalds
>stress over how to maximize value and force myself to only order dollar menu items
>make final decision on order, stick my face out window and speak clearly to ensure my order is correct
>pay the $3.15 total and receive my food
that's it
Tried the Big Mac recently, very dissapointing. Also the 2 for 5 menu sucks the 2 for 2 was way better
>>7477939
Almost every girl that works at the places near my house is super qt college or highschool girls.
It makes me eat there significantly less than I would normally.
>>7477944
maybe there was no egg bagel on the menu, so they asked for the egg and bacon bagel without the bacon?
>>7477647
Chik-Fil-A here has pretty gals with sweaty pits out in the sun walking up to your car and getting your order on tablets while you're in the drive thu line. Really efficient and I've never had a fucked up order.
>>7477564
vegetarians can eat eggs they just dont eat meat
vegans dont eat eggs
>>7472390
>be fat fuck
>go to mcdonalds 1-3 times a week
>wonder if diabetes in future
>>7472390
>order it ketchup only
>comes with literally everything but ketchup
Every fucking time
>normally suck it up, but once this particular burger is soaked in the toxic waste they call pickle juice and mustard
>fuck this I'd rather eat meth addict spit than this
>go back through, I can already hear the passive aggressiveness through the speaker
>they practically throw the new bag at me
>absolutely drowned in ketchup, enough for five or six burgers. My hands are stained red and I haven't even unwrapped it yet
Joke's on them, I love ketchup.
How watered down are their sodas? Is it dependent mainly on shift / location?
>>7478031
That's good motivation. If you want a qt gf, obviously you can't eat McDonald's every day.
>>7479540
our machines run at constant presets, no matter what
>>7472390
>am driving from NC to PA with friends for a roadtrip
>stop to pick up a friend in Philly
>we get there ~9pm and we're hungry
>go downtown to check shit out
>there's a McDick's
>look up their hours and they should be open
>walk a few blocks down
>lights are off
>employees are sitting in the booths on their phones
>doors are locked
>it's over an hour before their posted closing time
>negroids were just waiting to clock out
>>7479540
Yuck, I work at mc donalds and when I see water coming from the dispenser it just sickens me.
I few times I've gotten a Coke at McDonald's that tasted almost exactly like a spiced-rum and coke. It happened once at Denny's, too. Has anybody else ever experienced that? Are they fucking something up with the syrup that makes it taste odd?
>>7481160
this happens when the syrup bag is empty and the workers haven´t changed it yet. just walk to the cashier, tell him there´s no syrup in your drink and they´ll give you a proper one
(i hope you know we don´t have kegs with coke or sprite etc, it´s bags with syrup that are mixed with carbonated water in the fountain thingy)
>>7472456
lol
>>7481178
And in general complain (politely) to the shift manager? That incident is why I don't get full combos anymore, I'd just rather get a burger or sandwich and be done with it.
>>7472390
>It's 10:37 AM
They don't serve lunch 24 hours a day. They do it from 11 AM to 4 AM.
>Get to window she things i'm a 400 lbs freak
>Doesn't see the other 6 grown ass hungry men in the car
Ye. We see many fat fucks order those things. I remember one fat fuck wanted 80 chicken nuggets.
>Go to Mcd window
>6 of us in the car
>"Hey we want 6 large drinks 6 large fries and 60 cheese burgers"
>Very long pause
>"Sir is this a prank order?"
Many prank orders also. We were working drive-thru and these bastards would come through ordering drinks. They would then proceed to either get the drinks and throw them at the window and shout "WERE GOIN TO WENDY'S" or they would ring up a complicated order and then shout their slogan and run away.
>>7472593
Small and medium cups have the same lids.
>>7474942
Two dollar menu items and full price on everything else. I would prefer half off on everything, personally.
>>7479540
A machine in the back mixes the syrups for both drive-thru and lobby. When the bags of syrup run empty it dispense club soda.
>>7481108
Poor babby needs sugar in his sippycup
>>7472477
>>7474958
We used to just make ourselves a burger before leaving
>>7481108
Its concentrated syrup that has to be mixed with water you fucking retard. I can see why you work at McDonald's.
>>7481402
So they paid for a drink then threw it at you? You have to pay first so your story doesn't add up or that's a stupid prank.
>>7477504
this tee bee achay f@/\/\
>>7477564
>be a rooster
>get nice gig on this ranch outside of town
>pay isn't great but the perks are amazing
>basically responsible for fucking a bunch of bitches and acting like a total alpha
>damn it feels good to be a rooster
>>7477642
Fast food workers don't like change. They don't think the customer deserves to ask for toppings to be removed. They're a bunch of edgy fuck tards tbqh.
>>7481329
well, you should always complain politely, no matter what or where. in most cases, the person you´re complaining to is not the one who fucked up. a proper complain will always get you farther than just bitching around like a soccer mom and people will be more willing to actually help you if you treat them with some kind of respect
>>7482402
i´m a fast food worker myself, we don´t give a fuck. you don´t want pickles on your burger? fine, we´ll leave them off. less work for us, thank you very much
>>7472390
>Little girl shits all over the woman's bathroom walls causing clean up crews to gag and vomit all over until it leaked out from the bottom crack of the door
Why is people shitting themselves such a common occurrence at these places?
>>7482617
are you from ´murica? don´t the fat people shit themselfes all the time while walking through walmart?
>>7475459
nigga you fucked up. the bacon club was pretty good. you should have got one
>>7481178
That sounds nasty, here in the UK we have metal containers with the coke or whatever's in it hooked up to the dispenser. Syrup in your drink sounds terrible.
>>7482282
Excuse me for not being a soft drinks expert, I clearly see that's your job.
>friend decides to order quarter pounder "with nothing on it" because he has brought his own cheese slice from home.
>doesn't realize he as asked for a plain burger, not a QP no cheese.
>hfw meat on bun.
>>7482729
>friend decides to order quarter pounder "with nothing on it" because he has brought his own cheese slice from home
>>7482791
You don't actually eat the shit cheese from fast food joints do you?
>nice animu btw, pedo.
>>7482801
>>7482801
Who are you quoting?
>>7482713
>here in the UK we have metal containers with the coke or whatever's in it hooked up to the dispenser.
Fuckin' nope. Even in the UK it's a post-mix system. You can't actually believe what you wrote.
>>7482809
>quoting
What are you on about?
>>7482809
Learn to greentext, newfag.
>>7482834
>>quoting
Who are you quoting?
>>7482818
bottler's base is what it's called. The metal things he's thinking of are very likely the CO2, although I'd be surprised if those were inside.
>>7482600
My general rule is to be nicer and more forgiving the lower someone's pay grade.
Which is why I'd take it up with the manager / supervisor first.
>>7472516
>>7482878
It could also be the syrup. I know that about 10 years ago in the US it was common for the syrup concentrate for soft drinks to come in metal canisters while these days it's more common to see it in bags packed inside cardboard boxes.
>>7483037
at festivals i still often see metal syrup containers at the drinks stands
I used to eat mcd every tuesday as a kid, always got a happy meal for the toy and didnt even eat the food besides the chips. Mcdonalds burgers are trash honestly, so dry and tasteless
>>7481131
mold buildup in the dispenser can make it taste different; they probably never clean the nozzles
>>7483269
You don't get mold in the nozzles. Maybe in the rest of the unit from the condensation, but never in the nozzles.
>>7482398
Roosters don't fuck anything. Bird sex actually has penetration by the female. Both sexes of birds have cloacas which are basically a vagina, urethra, and anus all in one. The female prolapses her cloaca and puts in the male's cloaca, who then deposits his sperm into it.
>>7476739
W-WHAT. THAT WAS MY FAVORITE BREAKFAST ITEM
>>7483297
i dunno... i worked as an auditor for an older fast food chain for a while... i visited a few stores that had never cleaned their soda fountain nozzles. i'd twist them off and find a ton of black slime clogging up most of the nozzle. i have no idea how the health inspectors missed those for so many years.
>>7483297
i´d like to concur. the rest of the unit is constantly under water/fluid, but mold needs moisture and air. actual mold will not grow in the pipes, that´s other stuff that grows there. mold ill grow in parts that switch between wet and dry phases
>>7472477
>small cup inside of a medium cup
>rock and roll mcdonalds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU
>>7483999
Trips for Wesley Willis ;_;
>>7472534
Best post.
Meanwhile in fictional Japanese McDonalds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e-zAljAgqs
>>7483297
I worked in a movie theater and the nozzles were slimy and disgusting. Covered in mold.
>>7472390
>Live in small town that calls itself a city
>Pretty much every night around 8 or 9 on a work day (later when I'm off) I go to Mickey D's
>Go to drive-thru and get the same thing every time
>My car floor is covered in receipts
>Double cheeseburger PLAIN with 2 medium fries and a large sweet tea
>Don't you dare fucking forget that Sweet n' Sour sauce
>Nights are usually uneventful, just cruise around neighborhoods smoking bud and snacking on fries after I get my food
>One night I decide to go out
>Road to Mickey D's consists of literally one highway with 4 way intersections along the way
>Just follow the highway and it's right there
>Be me driving down the road
>Coming up to a green light so I keep going obviously
>Look down and check my phone for only a second
>As soon as I look back up there is a beat up red shitmobile with two wannabe gangbanger lookin faggots right in front of me
>They decided to run the red and I am only a second away from t boning them
> Miss them by literally 2 or 3 feet
>slam on my brakes as soon as I notice but it all happened too fast for me to get any info on them
>Spend the rest of my night thinking "I could have been dead if I hadn't stopped for a second to grab something back at my home"
>They were easily going 50+ in a 35 and if I would have been a second ahead of myself then they would have collided with me hardcore
Other than that little instance my nights have mostly consisted of eating and smoking while listening to Tenacious D, my friend has only rode with me once or twice when I do my routine and he gets paranoid that every car we pass is a cop, shit funny
>order no pickles no onions, always
>60% of the time get pickles and onions anyway
IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED.
>>7484229
They're subtly criticizing you for being even less adult than they are.
>>7484121
>he doesn't smoke at home
highschool detected
>>7484237
Fuck you man, anything that has onions in it tastes like onions and nothing else. They're just so fucking strong.
People keep trying to sneak feed me onions when the family gets together for holidays and such, but I can taste it every time.
Pickles are great though, fucking love them. Just not on a burger.
>>7475459
Pissed myself laughing
>>7482322
Yeah they paid and then threw it. They were retarded kids. Thats the best story I've got, I didnt work there long.
>>7476739
No what the fuck!? It was the best item on the breakfast menu. Are you they just don't serve it on the all day breakfast menu?
>Working at McDonalds 1987
>No hi tech catch you stealing bullshit installed
>I'm 16 years old
>Friends come in
>I tell them to order something small
>As long as I'm pushing buttons and taking money
>it doesn't matter what I put in the bag
>They pay for six small fries
>They get six quarter pounders and six big macs with cokes
>I lasted two weeks there before I joined the Army
FYI 4 out of 10 people in america have worked for mcdonalds sometime in their life.
>be autism tier me
>in Michigan
>drive up to the window after ordering
>pay and pull up to the next window
>qt worker says "nice shirt"
>look down at my nondescript shirt
>give qt confused look
>pull away after getting our food
>really confused by shirt remark
>realize qt was trying to flirt
>RIP Tom Cruise
>be australian
>brekky all day but i never have it because it's fucking trash, if I wanted a bacon and egg mcmuffin i'd make it myself
>never use create your taste either, if I wanted a legit burger i'd make it myself
>always order 20 nuggets and a large double quarter pounder meal because i come to maccas for maccas and not this fucking hipster wankery
>i'm 6ft, 60kg
There's something seriously wrong with me.
>>7485423
bullshit
if you were 6ft and 60kg, you'd be dead
>>7482838
he's mimicking a bot that scraped 4chan and automatically replied with that phrase when someone added greentext that wasn't an actual quote.
>>7485423
I agree, I don't know why you would get the wraps or the nuggets when you can the burgers.
People I know that work there say the chicken is the best quality food they have but you might as well get the happy meal for a drink burger and fries.
>>7485451
I'm dead on the inside, does that count?
>>7485494
The only reason I even get the nuggets is because I can't match that shit at home. I can come close, and even best them in some aspects, but I simply can't make a mcnugget at home.
Exactly, you don't go to maccas for a high-quality meal sourced from fresh and tasty ingredients, you go for greasy, salty, sugary shit because you love it and you want a treat.
>>7485501
Double cheeseburgers with bacon and extra pickles. Standard.
>>7485505
>extra pickles
Mein negro.
I'd give you kudos for the bacon too but the faggots over here refuse to do it crispy, and I don't like literal ham in burgers.
>>7485516
Never thought about it being crispy or not. Usually limp is what I would describe it as.
Gotta load up on the BBQ sauce and make the most mess
>>7472390
Went to McDonalds a couple days ago
I got 2 Sausage Egg McMuffins, two hashbrowns and two sausage burritos
I ate vegetarian the next day
>>7485801
All I can think of is someone looking into their bag and then hurling the contents to the ground while screaming "MOTHERFUCKER I SAID SWEET AND SOUR NOT BARBECUE!"
>>7485864
any one that says that is a pleb
>>7485773
that looks p good
>>7485781
In Detroit, they are called eggamuffins. Two guesses on which ethnicity created that.
>>7485905
>thumbnail
I thought she was in a stormtrooper uniform
>>7482721
>hurr durr you know something I don't fuck you
>>7487495
Why not.
>>7474942
they dont give a free meal every shift, we get half off if we work 5 and a half hours
>>7487651
also i work mcdonalds atm, ask me anything you would like
>>7472456
Underrated post.
>>7472456
you went in.
damn
>>7472737
>living in a state that doesnt have legal weed.
why?
>>7476882
Yes unless the image was reversed, but more than likely it's photoshop.
>>7476297
Depends on the McDonalds
If you live in larger cities and go at certain times you will see crazy shit.
Used to go to this one McDonalds.
Saw a fight of 5 squeegie kids vs a group of 10 Jamaicans.
Kids had no chance.
>>7481131
its probably from drinking too many rum and cokes. i can no longer drink gatorade because it takes like it has vodka in it to me.
>>7476739
Really? Awesome! I work at Mcdonalds and they are ridiculously overpriced and generally just a pain in the ass to make.
>they never get my iced coffee order right
I'm allergic to milk, I just want sugar + coffee + ice. Why can I never get this. I've complained already but nothing has changed and I don't want to be some crotchety asshole complaining this much about this.
>>7482402
As a Mcdonalds employee can confirm that we all hate it when you change what goes in your sandwich. Especially when it;s busy and some fucktard doesn't like pickles on his big mac and some lady is ordering like 10 mcdoubles for her 10 wailing children. They are all different and if we mislabel one of them we get a grade 3 bitch fit about how her youngest can't stand the 4 drops of mustard we accidentally put on his sandwich and demands a full refund for her 35 dollar order. All the while it's 11:30 on a Monday and we still have a bunch of rednecks in their pickup trucks demanding biscuits and gravy and somebody on front line asked for a ranch salad but didn't like the dressing he put on it and wants a new one.
It;s not so much that it's too complicated a task in of itself for us not to put some pickles on your sandwich. It's more like we're so overwhelmed by all the data coming in we receive and we really don't want to have the extra step of putting a sticker on your sandwich.
>>7487811
mcdonalds iced coffee doesent have milk, infact the only drinks that have milk are the mochas,hot chocolates and the lattes
>Order big mac sauce on mah mcdouble
>There's big mac sauce on mah mcdouble
thank you mcdolans
I like that Jalapeno McDouble and a the Fries of course.
>>7484070
>tips fedora'
yuess
>>7487811
The McCafe iced coffee doesn't have milk in it.
>>7487816
>It's more like we're so overwhelmed by all the data coming in we receive and we really don't want to have the extra step of putting a sticker on your sandwich.
minimum wage lowered when?
>>7472456
Well done. Can I buy you a drink?
>>7472475
lol what part of Orlando? I live there
>>7488087
not the poster but I can confirm poor people do this as if they're privileged to some "have it your way" for a 99 cent burger.
seriously, poor people make lives miserable for everyone.
I want to try a burger with cheese, never had one in my life it always sounded disgusting, is a Big Mac the way to go?
>>7487640
Would it really if I am the one who cooks the food and not the one who prepares the drinks? Also I doubt most people would know that unless they went looking for the info.
>>7487651
Ouch, that's harsh. Are you still receiving minimum wage?
>>7487661
Is your crew room as messy as this one, pic related is ours. There's also a giant mess on the table I had to clean up.
>>7488876
A burger with just chess is yummy, also a big mac may seem nice but it's very underwhelming when you actually get into it.
Also there's a random mormon book in our crew room, I'm scared.
>>7488884
So cheeseburger or quarter pounder then?
>McDonald's thread
>182 replies
Never change, /ck/.
>>7472547
So fearful of this. I don't even eat fast food that much.
>>7488903
I'd rather have multiple cheese burgers than a quarter pounder to be honest, though it depends how much you want to spend.
>>7472820
God, those glasses are so fucking 90's. Why the hell would anyone still be wearing that style?
>>7482398
Chickens can lay eggs without a rooster around. People who think all eggs are fertilized are wrong. Eggs are a chickens period.
>>7488989
>Eggs are a chickens period.
only they aren't.
>>7489002
>only they aren't
I don't think there's a more obnoxious way of saying "That is incorrect."
>>7472404
Its actually just fine you shitlord
>>7488877
I make 8.35 after a 10c raise
