Did you ever have a birthday or fun time at Caesarland?
>>7459562
I can't think of a more depressing way to celebrate a child's birthday.
>>7459562
That image creeps me out. I have never heard of Caeserland, but no child of mine would go anywhere near a place like in that image.
No. I had a birthday party at Showbiz Pizza Place, I was fucking horrified.
>>7459617
>implying you'll ever have children
>>7459562
I had my 2nd bday at McDonald's
>>7459562
Caesar looks like a dick in a toga
>>7459655
I have visiting rights every third weekend, cock knuckle.
I went there a few times but the only thing I remember was playing the fuck out of that Simpsons arcade game
>>7459562
The one near my house was the fucking tits, decent arcade with a fuck huge playscape. Shame it closed down though, I would easily bring my younger siblings there, even if the pizza wasn't five bucks. It was better than chuck e cheeses that;s for sure.
>>7459562
What is "fun time"?
>>7459736
Remember when uncle Larry came into your bedroom when you were asleep that one time? It's like that.
>>7459648
same here. i wasn't horrified at the time. had a great time as far as i can remember.
>>7459750
My uncle Larry called it space invader.
>>7459756
I had a good time I think, I was really only very scared of the gorilla. I screamed when I saw him, my dad had to show me behind the curtain when the show was over that he wasn't real, it's just a robot and he can't walk.
>>7459946
confirmed for never having a childhood
>>7459952
lel
I went to a place called Major Magics
>>7459964
Fuck dude, MM was basically my childhood for everyone's birthdays. What location did you go to?
>>7459976
I don't remember exactly, been far too long, but I grew up in Eastpointe MI so any of the ones that used to be around there
>>7459998
Ah gotcha. I think there's one up around there. I'm from the Toledo area so of course I had a MM nearby. Loved it. Sad it closed down though a few years back.
>>7459946
>be american (millennials don't count)
>don't have a birthday at McDonalds
pick 1
Shit was cash yo
>>7459587
Priest rape.
>not having your birthday at Mr. Gatti's
>>7459952
>>7459648
>>7460018
Fuck it did? I'm from the Toledo area too and went to MM a few times. Was always way better than chucky cheese.
>>7459562
Aye, true to Caesar
>>7459648
>Easy Flow Oil
>>7461375
kekimus maximus
>>7461472
All Major Magics are closed down now, I was sad to find out because I wanted to seek one out for nostalgia
Fun fact, the robots for Major Magics were made in Detroit by the drummer of the band MC5
>>7459664
I had a birthday at mcdonald's, think it was my 5th one. they used to even have mcdonald's cake made for parties.
>>7459952
kek
chuckee cheese was pretty cool when i was a kid. Until I realized parents let their kids shit in the ball pit
Birthdays were at home with my family because I didn't have friends. It was alright.