if you're over 20 years old and still order spaghetti bolognese in a restaurant, congratulations, you have autism
>>7451689
Usually I don't but sometimes when I'm in Bologna Italy I like my spaghetti with ragû. You can wine about it but if it's decent and freshly made with rabbit or pork it's utterly delicious.
>>7451689
is this true? i went on a dinner date with a girl once, had spaghetti bolognese and never heard from her since.
>>7452090
Maybe she didn't like you.
>>7452090
Did you spill any?
>>7452090
>implying girls know anything about anything
She probably got grossed out when you slurped it up like a 4 year old. But ya, bad choice for a date. When I was single and took women on dates, I would always order a New York strip and garden salad. Very easy to eat without looking disgusting.
>going on a date
>in 2026
>being straight at all
lol. Why are gay men so much better at everything?
>>7452156
They must be really good at planning ahead if they are making dates for 2026...
>>7452145
>slurped it up
just because he's autistic doesn't mean he eats like a pig. even though retards usually are like that.
>>7452163
Is this supposed to be funny?
what are some other essential autistic food for ordering in a restaurant?
>>7452188
I took this girl out to eat she got a reuben she had orange shit all over hands running down her arms and shit
>>7452188
well done steak with ketchup
>>7452188
memeburgers
>>7452175
are you not a retarded faggot?
>>7452199
>orange shit
russian dressing?
>>7452199
reubens are the shit! if you find a woman who will eat sour kraut, you have found yourself a keeper.
>>7452266
women who would marry a jew aren't keepers. you dodged a bullet anon
>>7452156
This. Why are people still straight? Honest question.
>>7452278
because pussy taste better than asshole
>>7452289
that's gross.
>>7452289
But cock tastes better than pussy
>>7452308
i can't stick my dick in a cock, and i can't stick my dick in an asshole without getting shit all over it, and i don't want to feel razor stubble when i'm getting a blowjob.
i'm not saying being gay is wrong, but you're a fucking tool. you are exactly the same as the people who believe no one should be gay.
>>7452318
Umm if you're missing out on the boys if anal because your partner has a filthy balloon knot and doesn't know how to was herself that's a separate problem all together....
>>7452188
plain cheese pizza
chicken tendies
>>7452325
Joys of anal*
Wash*
>>7452325
>baby i'm horny
>ok give me 5 minutes to go fill my ass with water
you are the reason people hate gay people
>>7452337
Not everyone keeps their ant colony as filthy as you do.
>>7452374
not everyone was born gay
>>7452388
>born gay
>>7452434
quit being a faggot
>>7452388
>born gay
Yet every straight man I know would love to be ravaged by Tom Hardy
>>7452388
>born gay
Then explain the navy
>>7452460
what do you mean by ravaged
>>7452483
he means ravished, but he's an idiot.
>>7452483
Some rough and thorough tender loving
>>7451689
>Bolognese
>Spaghetti
People still do this? Fucking faggots.
>>7452493
Noodles and sauce, what will these maniacs come up with next.
http://themighty.com/2015/07/30-autism-parents-describe-their-kids-bizarre-and-funny-eating-habits/
>My son just likes to put Sriracha on everything
>“My son was obsessed with salt. He would attack and steal the salt shakers, dumping them out on the counter and eating the salt. We used to have to hide them. Glad that he passed.”
/ck/ confirmed for bunch of autists
Gnocchi Bolgnese is much better
>>7452526
>11. “[My son] would carry a box of ‘Mac n Cheese.’ Didn’t want to eat it, just talk to it.” — Teresa Watts
>>7452145
>Trying to impress a bitch
I order my steak uncooked and eat that shit with my hands while growling at a cunt...fuck blue rare, Im talking about that new shit.
>>7452526
>25. “[My child] loves Reese’s peanut butter cup cereal, but you have to put milk in, let it soak, then take the milk out.” — Jeanine Spano
>>7452090
yup. men eating red food is a sign of weakness. it shares that you have never been weaned from your childhood view of the matron. there is nothing wrong with being a trusting socialite, but if you still willingly eat red, menstral like foods that you did not prepare yourself, you are being judged
i might sound over the top, but my father taught me this, and ive seen the truth behind it
remember folks, when shes on the rag, never let her fry the ragu
>>7452763
and no, there is no
>im a manly hunter i eat red meat, you faggot
if you prepare bloody foods yourself, thats fine. but if you order it from a chef youve never seen before, your woman knows she can walk all over you.
that being said, even self reliant hunters do not aggravate their diet with bloody food, and you are no hunter
>>7452278
cause dudes are pretty gross. don't really understand how anyone is into dudes desu, even straight women.
>>7452969
>current year
>not being asexual
Women are aesthetically pleasing I grant you that, but with their stinky meat gashes, lined with stubble and smelling like a dead fish stuffed into a dead opossum then covered in sour cream and baked in the sun for days, with wonderful oozes inside and if you look at 'em funny it ruins your life with babby forever, they're honestly the most nightmarish thing ever conceived by man or god.
If only their dirty parts could be surgically removed so they could just have a clean sanitary hole to stick my wee-wee into, that would be great.
Imagine if the historical events that set back the muslim world by 1000 years or more hadn't happened, they'd have developed female circumcision into a high art form by now.
Maybe the koreans will figure something out, I wouldn't put it past them.
>>7452997
queer confirmed
>>7453027
I thought I might be gay so I hooked up with a dude once
Never again, that was even worse than women
I can actually successfully get erect and fuck a woman
It's nightmarishly disgusting, but I can do it
Dudes, I'd just as soon fuck a dog, at least they don't leave 1000 voicemails the next day asking when can they see me again
>>7452969
girls are more gross. Every single girl I've known has a messy apartment, messy car, kitchen always has dishes, smelly clothes lying around. They don't even make their bed in the morning, disgusting.
>>7453038
I don't think you've known many girls. I wish I could meet one like this, apart from the smelly clothes. I don't mind mess, but I draw the line at smell.
>>7453042
well I've noticed guys apartments are much more clean, almost to an autistic serial killer level.
>>7453046
i think someone is projecting
>>7451689
What if I order veal and 2 bottles of red wine for myself?
>>7453370
Then you're a big boy, and probably also a divorcee.
>>7452337
>not doing daily enemas
>not giving yourself enemas regularly
You disgust me
>>7453038
>They don't even make their bed in the morning, disgusting.
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/make-your-bed-dust-mites_us_5601809ce4b08820d91a3e8f
>>7452997
I wouldn't consider myself asexual, but I certainly don't trust women enough to have sex with them.
>>7453038
Most girls I know shower less than NEETs
>>7451689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw
Obligatory
>>7453409
This
>>7451689
>if you're over 20 years old and still care about what someone else orders in a restaurant, congratulations, you have autism
FTFY
>>7454343
found the sketti eater
>>7453032
>Dudes, I'd just as soon fuck a dog, at least they don't leave 1000 voicemails the next day asking when can they see me again
I'm guessing you were the top then?
