How does it feel knowing you will never cook a meal as visually beautiful nor as tasty as the Paella I just cooked.
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This shit I cooked up in 30 mins is literally of greater value than your life.
Get on my level.
looks like a microwave meal
>>7450498
looks like i threw up in it
>>7450498
Looks like you are a terrible cook.
This is a meme right? I mean look at those peas. The rice too, and the burned pieces of whatever that is
looks like a slaughtered alien defence force strewn in tranquil devastation upon a venusian beachhead
I like Paella.
It does look like the peas were overcooked a bit.
I see some meatballs in there which I never had in my Paella. Looks like shimps and crawfish and also chicken.
But I dont see any saffron threads.
What did you use to make it yellow if you didnt use saffron. I hope not tumeric.
Tumeric is not the right spice for a Paella.
You have to have saffron.
>>7450498
>paella
>with onion in it
>>7450498
I've made Paella a number of times, but actually put some care and effort into it.
Yours looks like shit.
>>7450498
Are you philippino? I think only philippinos could murder a rice dish this badly...
Stick to your national dishes like white rice with gravy, or spaghetti with ketchup.
>>7450552
I'm Filipino and even I've never made a paella as ugly as op's.
WHAT IS THAAAAAAAT
What's with the huge pieces of caramelized onions?
Why is the color of the rice all wrong?
Is that a teflon pan?
>>7450498
looks dry to me.
>>7450498
>good paella
>only 30 mins
I'm not sure what makes you think paella is difficult in any way
>>7450498
Nice canned peas, faggot. They sure look delicious.
>>7450498
peas are gray. opinion discarded.
>>7450498
>peas
into the trash it goes
Kek, peole being picky about a dish thats supposed to incorporate whatever you have around to use
Mine
>>7450685
Damn...
>>7450685
>Cook paella in different pan and then transfer to paella dish for presentation purposes
>>7450696
Don't be a dingle, a cooked it in that pan. Why would you think otherwise?
>>7450498
your standard doesn't seem very high.
Paella from Valencia is the best food ever made by the hand mo men, but PLEASE, stop puting fucking peas in it and peeling the prawns...
>>7450642
I laughed at that too. Like it's an accomplisment to cook some so quickly, so shitty.
>>7450596
You cannot caramelize an onion in 30 minutes. It's just frying.
ITT: /ck/ goes into defense mode
the dish does look like shit but he baited you perfectly
>>7450498
looks dry af
>>7450911
>op makes a shitty meal
>starts a thread acting like it's amazing, when it obviously isn't
I-it was b-bait all along! I swear!
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>>7450918
>is literally of greater value than your life.
>not bait
>>7450757
peas are nice in paella. never understood why someonewould hate peas so much in paella
>>7450920
Doesn't change the fact that OP tried to make something and it turned out like shit.
>>7450938
you still got baited. so hard, in fact, that you're still in defense mode
>>7450943
Jesus christ...
