Just cooking up my breakfast, /ck/.
Want any?
That meat is fucking raw, fuck off
Sage
>>7448084
>what do you mean cows don't come fully cooked
>>7448084
You are retarded
Are you eating all of that yourself?
Also, broke a yolk.
>>7448098
>broke a yolk
That's a good name for an Indie Folk band
>>7448088
it's pork
Are you planning on eating the eggs while you finish cooking the steak?
>>7448113
Well since I'm pretty sure I've seen this exact thread with the exact image before, I guess I should know by now.
>>7448113
OP here, it's beef..
why is breakfast so shit?
>>7448084
It's not like he's cooking it
>>7448080
>cooking
no, you are frying
>>7448557
>cooking
>frying
He is performing chemistry for biological reactions.
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>>7448562
OP is literally frying the food
that's like going for a walk but claim you had a run, both are movement but one describes it correctly and one is just not what happened.
Learn how to explain things properly pls
>tfw kidney failure
>tfw sky high triglycerides
>tfw can't eat steak and eggs ever
>cooking eggs longer than the steak
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7448585
>not having steak blue to rare
OP do you think that perhaps having the beef in with the raw egg will increase your chance of salmonella as well as impart a foreign unwanted flavor into the beef
>>7448585
I don't understand this either
>>7448080
You have a piece of shell on that back egg
hope this reached you in time
>>7449977
>over 11 hours later
Yes, I'm sure it did.
>>7449977
also on the steak
>>7448568
OK let me explain things: being THIS needlessly pedantic doesn't make people think you're smart. It makes them think you're an asshole.
>>7448080
> eggs already burning despite not even being set yet
> steak going to take significantly longer than the eggs, meaning cold eggs
OP why
>>7450425
He is trolling you, you dumbass.
>>7448080
The eggs will either be charred or cold(if you remove them from the pan) when the steak is done.
You dun goofed.
>>7448118
>what do you mean cows don't come fully cooked
>>7448080
>Steak and eggs
>He doesn't cook the eggs while the steak rests
Do people like this really exist?
>>7448080
Why wouldn't you cook the steak 1st then let it rest. Then cook eggs while steak rests?
>>7448084
>buys pre cooked meat
>>7448084
Holy shit go take a walk you cantankerous, insufferable piece of shit.
>>7452351
>cooked blue to rare
>>7452351
>blue to rare
Why are you falling for that meme? There is LITERALLY not one single reason to not cook the perfect steak (rare + resting time).
>>7448084
Shut up slut
>>7452470
>rare + resting time
>>7448080
>cooking eggs on unseasoned pan
>>7452559
Gordon Ramsay says to always season when its almost finished
>>7448080
that is an absolute mess and enough calories for two meals AND 2x your daily recommended cholesterol
my heart would cry if it had eyes
>>7452564
el oh el
>>7448080
So do you flip your eggs or just leave them like that?
Why didn't you cook the eggs on the pan while the steak rests? 5 min should be enough for over-easy or medium, and that is how long a steak should rest. Also, you cook a steak on high heat, and trn it down for eggs.
This is bait anyway, dunno why I bothered to reply.
>>7452564
>Gordon Ramsay says
Stopped reading here
>>7450460
>I was just pretending to be stupid
>>7453092
is /ck/ too high class for Ramsay?
