About time we started getting some good threads on this shitty board. Well done, OP.

>>7447331

can i get salmonella if i stick a raw chicken leg up my ass? im genuinely curious for scientific reasons.

>>7447356
stick a raw chicken leg in your ass and find out

ahh, /ck/ never fails to make me laugh
thanks for cheering me up

>>7447407
Yes what a hilarious thread, encouraging people to participate in the environmental rape of the planet and the genocide of millions of animals each day never fails to crack a smile.

Vegetarianism is the right thing to do for both your own wellbeing and that of the planet we all share.

>>7447412
not as humorous but I did chuckle

>>7447331
Can I just have some pudding instead?

>>7447412

Moderation in all things, faggot.

>>7447429
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

>>7447429

As long as it's blood pudding, sure

>>7447412
What hilarious bait

>>7447467
STAND STILL, LADDIE!

>>7447331
No thanks, I'll just make a salad with the greens in the background and garlic/peppers in front.

>>7448179
>Making salad with vegetables that touched raw meat

>>7447331
why are those garlic cloves red?

>>7448190
Nobody ever accused vegans of being smart.

carnist bump

>>7447331
I'll pass on the heart disease, thanks