why are Michigan coney dogs objectively better than any other regional type of hot dog?
Why is Midwestern American food literally, objectively, irrefutably, and inarguably better in EVERY WAY than food from literally anywhere else on earth?
>implying
>>7444626
>states absolute fact akin to "water is wet"
>autistic redditor says "implying"
>>7444586
Uhhh, OP? Someone took a shit on your hotdog...
Go shitpost in the coney dog thread that's already up if you really need to get it out of your system...
>>7444586
That LITERALLY looks like someone took a shit on that dog and fries.
>>7445523
>Michigan
>Flyover
Alright, bub.
thank you OP
>>7444586
>orders hotdog and fries
>shits on it
>best food ever
>>7445533
Yes, people are flocking in droves to go to places like Detroit and Flint.
>>7445533
Of course Michigan is flyover. Are you really that deluded?
Sorry, Opie. I'm too busy being from the South and couldn't hear you. Something about food, right?
>>7445555
>one flyover trying to argue that his food is better than another flyover's food
>>7445541
>port state
>flyover
Is it me or did it just get more retarded in here?
>>7445576
>we have dock!
>we're a destination!!
>>7444586
>>why are Michigan coney dogs objectively better than any other regional type of hot dog?
>implying
Polish Boys are GOAT-tier hot dogs
Coneys are okay but are pretty much pleb-tier
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_Boy
drinking the lead-infused water in michigan has destroyed your brain, op. no wonder you think that shit is the best.
>>7445563
Riiiihhgt.
Because no one considers New Orleans a food destination.
At least Michigan isn't the east coast. Some fucker shits on a plate, and then expects you to thank him for it. In his mind he's just shown you what a true shit is, and no other part of the world can make shit the way he does.
>>7445797
That's some wicked inferiority complex you got going on there
>>7445797
>some fucker shit on a plate
You mean like the hot dog in OPs pic?
>>7444586
Indian hotdogs
>>7446059
>look ma I made the joke again
