Foods which always give you indigestion but you eat anyway
Dairy gives me bad indigestion. But I'll eat the shit out of cheese. I love cheese way too much to let indigestion stop me.
I never want to eat macaroni salad again because of you /ck/
Mine is pizza btw
coffee
indian food
chipotle
dairy, rice, hardboiled eggs
>>7437356
*slow claps*
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>>7437399
What a waste of time.
>>7437408
Try and keep up anon.
everythign gives me indisgestion and sloppy shits
feels bad man
>>7437428
I hope you're at least 40. If you're not and everything is giving you indigestion you have terrible GERD or are Jewish and will never be able to enjoy food.
Is it weird that I take 3-4 shits/day?
Coffee. I've brnt it out as a stimulant but I just need increasingly large amounts of caffeine. The first 6 or so double shots are fine but after that the reflux is abominable, especially when I try to sleep. I feel like I'm being stabbed for days on end. I want the pain to end but I can't stop.
>>7437470
Yes you are going to die. Like one day you'll go for a fifth and you'll prolapse so hard you turn inside out
hot cheetos
The asian cashew chicken salad from Wendy's makes me fart like fire but it's the only commercial salad I can order as is because it has no cheese. Sure I can ask for no cheese but I can't trust these failure humans to not fuck it up.
>>7437470
Depends. What percentage of your daily intake is fibre? If anything other than 70% then yes, it's weird.
>>7437481
>The first 6 or so double shots are fine
What in the fuck? There's a reason coffee is giving you indigestion and it's simply down to volume. That is a ridiculous amount to be consuming.
>>7437508
that's sensible anon. good on you
>>7437368
Hard cheese like parmesan are lactose-free (or almost lactose-free)
>>7437432
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fuck man i started reading up on all that and im isweatin huge fuckin bullets man
but then i think it might just be my bad diet too shit fuck
>>7437368
You can buy tablets of lactase enzyme that let you eat whatever you want.
Also, yeah, hard cheeses are fine.
>>7437356
the pasta salad at KFC is GOAT
>>7438900
no you can't, autistic fuck
>>7439386
uh, yes you can
Whenever I'm hungover and have a big breakfast I get indigestion.
Don't know if it's the food specially, the amount I'm eating, the juice or the alcohol consumed the previous day but never fail to get indigestion after. Maybe it's due to all those things.
toast with honey
>>7439792
Needs butter.
anything medium-hot from the noodle box (not sure if it's a common chain, might just be a vancouver thing), especially the stuff that's already spicy before upping it, the mix of creamy sauces, noodles and ass burning spice wrecks havoc on my stomach but it's damn delicious
>>7437356
any large quantity of white bread
gives me terrible shits but I love it
>>7439852
Is that due to all the sugar?
>>7439814
and corn flakes
