https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gq8aPANNUM
Honestly, this is the first video of his that I've watched.
Is it all really this bad?
wow.
Tell me how wrong I am, /ck/.
blocked in ireland
someone give me a summary
>>7428727
Knob Ramsey makes pedestrian food . See pic.
>>7428727
Takes sheets of pasta (no, really, sheets) and plops them on a plate.
>>7428737
Dude, I don't care how many tires he has;
this dish is garbage.
It is fart sauce with a chunk of "not fresh" pasta on top.
Other than the odd choice of pasta and the fact that he left out the part where he reminds idiots to season to taste, I see nothing wrong.
>>7428719
>refreshing
>bread in
>touch of oil
>rustic
>fresh
>season
>>7428745
>odd choice of pasta
okay
>dry pasta
bridgestone tires
>>7428758
....
season the fresh rustic bread with a refreshing touch of oil.
>>7428761
>quick and easy at home meals
>u gotta mak ur pasta from skrach
Do you really think Michelin star chefs go home and make Michelin star meals every night?
>>7428769
No, I don't think that.
I also don't think that they dance around the stove top, throwing sheets of pasta on top of cream sauce.
But I'm a bit out of step with current tire trends.
>>7428774
Link your last OC thread, shitposter.
I'd put my money on you being incapable of making that simple as fuck pasta dish properly, even with Ramsey holding your hand.
>>7428777
>what is wrong with it being in sheets
>it's still just fucking pasta
Exactly! Just dump it on top of your sauce! Perfecto!
There's nothing wrong with it at all.
Breadsticks on the side.
>>7428780
Sorry. The emporer wears no clothes.
>>7428777
>nothing wrong with dried pasta dude,
>i don't think you know much about italian food
pick one
>>7428783
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>>7428719
Wow, is /ck/ really THAT autistic now? I leave for a year or two and /ck/ gets overrun by spergy 14 year old edge lords. I honestly hope none of you is that kind of cringy in real life, otherwise you will end up as kissless, virgin, lonely neck beards. I'm dissapoint, /ck/.
>>7428796
mmm that's what I thought.
No self respecting Italian cook would use dried pasta.
But Joke Ramsay does. Just plop it on top of some cream sauce. Wa La. Side of breadsticks and bottomless salad. Go!
>>7428807
Nice ad hominem, autistic newfag berg.
Can't actually form an argument?
"I've been here for a long time and I've NEVER seen this kind of..."
Go fuck yourself, newfag.
>>7428807
You showed up right during the brief overlap of 'straya and yuropoor posters, before 'murrica was awake.
What do you expect other than shitposting/bait threads?
>>7428831
No, just no. Please. We make pasta every day.
>>7428841
Agreed. Chef Ramsey is good, year in and out.
Never buckling.
>>7428843
fresh pasta is actually worse than dried pasta depending on what you're doing with you numpty.
It's not sheets of pasta, but lasagna ("or any kind of pasta, you find at home" as gordon said) and, as far I know, nobody will shoot you in the prostate, if you bend the recepie to your taste.
>>7428841
oh wow, you got me with the fedora.
Fuck...
I just don't know how to combat that accusation.
"no, you!"
You win this round, faggot.
>>7428872
Says the pretentious fuck that thinks literally everything has to be freshly made
Bet you slaughter your own animals and pick your own mushroom, fresh boy
>>7428872
did i say fresh pasta is 'bad'? no, i just said dried pasta is desirable in situations where fresh pasta sometimes is not.
>>7428883
Waiting for the "I WAS JUST TROLLING" post
>>7428891
HUE HUE faggot.
Was at Olive Garden tonight and Chef Ramsey plopped a sheet of pasta on top of my salad. Everyone burned their tires good year. fuck you. idiot.
>>7428906
your joke is getting tired
>>7428906
>HOMECOOKING MUST BE EXACTLY THE SAME AS EXPENSIVE 3 STAR FRENCH CUISINE
How fucked are you? Really?
Once again, the legion of expert /ck/ chefs give their input. They know more about cooking than Gordon Ramsay.
Don't they know they are wasting their time posting here, instead of starting their own culinary business?
>>7428913
>If I spend a shitload of money on fresh ingredients on my every dish, people will flood my restaurant and I'll make millions!
Pretty much the logic 50% of /ck/ goes by
>>7428909
The joke is
really
that gordon
plopped a sheet of pasta on a plate of sauce
and you defend it.
That is the joke, to me.
Is it tired? Or are you just tired of failing to defend your ... boy?
>>7428719
https://youtu.be/Qy0HncHOQe0
>british cuisine
>starch and carb sandwiches
>>7428911
It really doesn't need to be.
Just plop a sheet of pasta on top of your meal.
Haute cuisine!
>>7428921
Nigger, don't try to trump my "put a sheet of pasta on it" with your toast sandwich.
I'm working something here.
>>7428932
You wanted to know if it's all this bad
>>7428920
Not that anon, but if you watch the video he makes pasta the way it's supposed to be made; cook noodles, make sauce, finish cooking noodles in sauce, plate...
>>7428947
ahhh...
a little refuge.
What if we put a sheet of pasta in between two slices of bread?
If Ramrod Gaylord did it no one would blink an eye.
>>7428965
>cook noodles
noodles
Are you serious?
lol
>>7428979
Boiling is a form of cooking, dum dum.
>>7428965
>cook onions
>cook onions
>cook leeks
>add cream
>cook noodles
>cook
>noodles
.ru
my sides
>>7428719
what's wrong with it? this is basic home cooking, it's not supposed to be oat cuisine.
>>7428993
Do you eat your noodles raw in Russia or something?
>>7428984
Chef Gorgon Rams is best chef and cooks noodles good. Free breasdix and bottomless salad.
Goodyear tires!
>>7428920
a) you missed the pun
b) he didn't actually plop a sheet of pasta onto a plate of sauce, and even if he did, i fail to see what's wrong with it.
i don't even like gordon ramsay you husk.
>>7428996
>oat cuisine.
you missed it. was bretty fun.
>that one fag who keeps trying to force the stupid pasta vs noodles crap
>just keeps getting baited along while everyone else ignores him
>>7429029
> ok
>>7428913
Dude it's just one guy samefagging the whole thread.
Just fucking tong a sheet of pasta on it.
BAM
>>7429049 (you)
mmmhmmm
>>7429054 (you)
That looks delicious!
Is it sauce with pasta sheet on top?
"lasagna sheets are an unusual choice for a dish like this" he said to himself, as he was cooking a shit pasta dish. "Why?", he wondered to himself. "Why am I doing Jamie Oliver tier crap?"
And then he remembered Marco and Knorr...
"Ah yes, I'm doing it all for the nookie".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gq8aPANNUM
>>7429113
oops wrong link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTMVOzPPtiw
Like a chump.
>>7428807
>autism
>spergy
>kiddos
>cringy
>I'm disappoint
>kissless
Jesus christ, you're hitting all the marks for being a little shitposter arent you?
>mfw OP's image made me think this was a Jack thread.
>>7429152
X
ACT
LEE
But c how /ck/ moo cows waddle up and devour it...
"oh gorgon ramrod made this goodyear tire food! yummy!"
Same thing done proper (not Rachael Ray style):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLh3a0VOgn0
But really, what novice cook would attempt this feat? So hard!
>>7429375
>just chicken and morels plopped onto sauce
how do these cuck charlatans get away with this shit?
>>7428743
dumb phoneposter
>>7428719
>expecting brit """""""food""""""" to be anything but absolutely terrible
It's finally happened. A thread consisting entirely of shitposts. Well done, /ck/. I guess.
>>7429355
stop with the fucking tire jokes, you autist
>im getting real tired of ur shit
>>7428719
It looks like throw up
It looks like slop but I'd eat it
>>7429404
My life is one series of ironic events after another. I sleep every night because it is trendy, but I don't actually rest. Resting is sincerity and honesty, it's a thing that grounds us to the core of being human and refreshes the senses, which obscure minds have ruled out as "completely and totally bullshit". And so, even if my eyes are squeezed shut and my chest heaves gently with the rolling march of involuntary function, I am not at rest. I am simply in a stage of incoherence. Every morning my wife's son wakes me up and I drink water, and I smile while doing so, as the central idea of drinking water is done to alleviate a sincere bodily need: thirst. I do so out of artistic and authorial humor. The idea of thirst is is not so much manufactured as it is something to be overcome through the power of irony. Steak should be consumed raw and chilli has no beans. My day progresses in this fashion, while I contemplate how tomorrow I can further overcome my own sense of irony and the profound lack of genuine interests in my own life.
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>>7429355
So when Gordon had sex with your mom, sister, and waifu at the same time, how long before you were rustled enough to make this thread?
>>7428719
>0:47
>I'll be holding you by the hand
>teaching you everyTHINK
It's pronounced "everything", Gordon.
>>7428719
>everyday ingredients
>leek
This isn't common in the UK is it? It sure isn't in the US.
>>7431633
Leeks are found in the produce section at every grocery store I've been to in the US, from the east to west coast.
>>7431641
They don't have them at Save-A-Lot, IGA, Price-Less, and lots of other small grocery stores. Some Kroger stores don't have them.
I don't think you've done as much traveling as you say you have.
>>7431644
Leeks are very common in Europe.
>>7431644
Not that anon, but what does shopping at crappy grocery stores have to do with being well traveled?
>>7431641
Leeks are in every grocery store that has produce in it, you flyover fuck.
