You're working as a chef at your communities Mexican restaurant when a waitress comes into the kitchen and tells you that someone ordered "The beefiest most gnarly burrita y'all got. And make it choppy baby!"
You look over your shoulder to the table and see this
What do?
>>7418372
>It's called the Meat Tornado
>>7418372
Take that nigger straight to flavortown.
>What do?
Vibrate at 14hz.
Honey, grab the gun!
I'd make Guy a delicious burrito with love. I'd load it up with twice the meat, and a lot of salsa, and I think he'd love it. I'm the best at rolling burritos in the county so I know he would be proud of my roll
WOOO YEA BABY, BUCKLE UP AND GET READY CAUSE WERE ON A ONE WAY TRIP SOUTH OF THE BORDER, DESTINATION PUEBLA DE SABOR. VAMANOS PENDEJO!!!!!!!
Grab everything caught in the sink drain and sauté that with some beef. Kick it up a notch with some kefir and cheeze wiz. Slap that some rice in a tortilla and wa la
>>7418459
One-way ticket to Shouldhavewornadiapertown
Cook him a Chipotle-tier burrito with a Greek influence. He'll chow that bad boy down
>>7418457
Javier we got this
>>7418372
I roll to cast fireball.
