what do you fix when you're stoned?
>>7416658
typically those small honey-do's my wife bugs me about.
you know, like the loose toilet seat or that one hard to reach bulb that's been dead for six months.
oh, fix to eat? whatever i make my family for dinner because, despite smoking weed habitually, i'm a responsible husband and father.
i made chicken parm last night and it was fucking awesome.
>>7416664
I'm sure your wife's boyfriend appreciates all you do around the house
>>7416672
my wife's husband*
he's also my husband, so i know for a fact he appreciates me.
more so than my wife, actually, we've thought about leaving her with all the kids... we don't even think they're ours...
>>7416658
I don't get stoned because this kind of shit happens to me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYFXOZN-L64
Food. Preferably nothing too cold. Room temp is the best. It doesn't matter what food. Carrots and hummmus is good.
One time me and three of my highschool buddies of the time got real ripped and drove to BK. There was a $1 Whopper Jr. deal at the time, and we were like "fuck yes," so as the driver I asked for their orders and it totaled 16 whopper jrs. The idea that we were trying to order s i x t e e n burgers was just about the funniest thing any of us had ever heard, and we couldn't stop laughing to place the order properly for like three minutes. When I could finally calm down enough to order, I had to spend a good deal of time assuring the drive-thru guy that we were being entirely serious.
Good times.
Something like macaroni and cheese, but with shredded cheese, cream and butter, not blue box stuff
dude
>>7416658
If you mean what do you fix to get stoned, acquire some shatter or wax. Assume it to be 75% THC. Use a scale and tailor your dose with some simple math. 500mg is good for experienced guys.
I like eating roasts and mashed potatoes and spinach or broccoli. Maybe asparagus.
Does your high go away when you eat, too?
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>7416674
Dee Dee is GOAT
scotlands finest export, that show
>>7416675
yessss.. fridge temperature food is the worst
fridge temp should be reserved for drinks
>>7416674
oh god I'm really fucking high right now and I couldn't understand half of what he was saying but I totally lost my shit at that video. I've totally been there before.
>>7416803
watch it again sober and see if you can hear it properly, but its fuking perfect either way man
Fuck off stoners. Nobody else gives a shit about your hobby.
This thread is as relevant as a "what do you fix after a USFA ROC tournament?"
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>>7416658
D U D E
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>>7416823
Do USFA ROC tournaments affect the way your mouth perceives food? No? Didn't think so.
>>7416773
documented fact that no one believes.
and jesus fucking christ, don't shower after smoking unless you smoked just to enjoy your shower.
>>7416884
>unless you smoked just to enjoy your shower
This is one of my favorite things to do
I fix all sorts of crazy shit when I'm high just to test new flavor combos out. I really like anything with peanut butter or cheese though. Made some goat cheese nachos that were pretty bomb too
>>7416903
>shower
This is paranormal to me, okay food makes sense because it's chemicals entering the body that may interact with THC, but why would shower lower your high? And yet it does.
>>7416913
just like cold weather.
if you have to go outside in the winter to smoke weed you might as well not bother.
smoke in a sauna or hot tub and you get fucking rekt
>>7416674
The moon one is my favourite desu
DUDE
>>7416658
Yourself, anon.
>>7416884
Yes, actually. Yes it does. You answered "no" because, as a stoner, you are evidently mentally incapable of critical thinking and couldn't be bothered to imagine that there are people who don't participate in your shitty hobby.
/ck/ is not a board about weed. Go talk about your hobbies elsewhere.
>>7416658
Toss up between being to lazy to make anything and just eating ingredients and making something simple: sautéed veggies, hash browns, various types of eggs, ramen, etc.
>>7416956
Pretty sure this is solidly on-topic. The intersection of something on-topic and something off-topic is still on topic, I think.
DUDE WEED THREADS LMAO
>>7416966
And yet you haven't regained, and likely never will regain, that lost brain function. I'm sorry, dude. I really am. But you're still a fag.
>>7416963
HAY GUISE WHAT DO YOU EAT WHILE YOU'RE FAPPIN TO CP? PLS POST CP.
>>7416978
kek, alright, I'll give you that one.
yall gotta chill all I wanted was a thread for munchie food
>>7416674
mmmm
danone
>make weed thread on any given board
>THIS ISN'T THE PLACE FOR WEED REEEEE GET THE FUCK OUT STONERS
Where is the board for weed then?
Anybody here know if freezing magic nanimo bars will make them less effective? Kinda on topic
>>7417487
420chan.org
>>7416674
at first glance I thought that was thom yorke
>>7416658
My jade fried rice.
Boil the rice, scramble the eggs. Chop the green onions. Bake the bacon. Discard scrambled eggs for later, crush the bacon into bits. Add canola oil to pan, medium/high. When hot, add white rice. Add soy sauce, add a little garlic salt. Apply bacon bits and eggs and chopped green onions. Fucking delicious play on pork fried rice.
>>7417487
/b/
>>7416978
>>7416674
am I supposed to be able to understand this
>>7416658
DUDE WEED
Enjoy your lung problems and irregular heartbeat.
I'm sorry your life is so uninteresting and uninspired that you have to turn to substance to feel good.
>>7417626
>target creature
>no target player
>>7417652
, he said on one of his regular visits to the classiest and most fulfilling place on the internet.
>>7417647
With the extremely slow rate at which he is speaking, as long as English is your first language you really should be able to.
>>7417672
I come here for the sole purpose of boosting my self-esteem and to laugh at funny things
I don't know.
>>7416773
Yea but food tastes extra good.
>>7416658
The sativa heavy hybrids I use don't make me hungry.
Matter of fact, they actually act as an appetite suppressant.
>>7416903
wtf? showering high is the best, you get out and brush your teeth for what feels like an hour then you put on jamjams and you are cozy stoned and clean
>>7416923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0f-2P3luxU
>>7416673
Many keks kemo sabe
>>7416664
you make your family for dinner? sounds tasty
>>7416658
Everything but I usually prep well before hand. Cooking high is easy & fun. Cooking unprepared is a nightmare.
Creation wise, I've invented:
>Peanut butter with maple syrup
>twice baked carrots
>various dry rubs
>toast with egg & cheese in the middle
>avocado stuffed chicken breast
>a technique in which I par-boil steak in whole milk.
>>7416658
I order pizza or pay-online-before-you-order Thai so I don't screw those cool Thai delivery guys out of what I owe them because I'm stoned and they're really nice.
