Does /ck/ use plates for their bananas?
Nah, chopsticks and a tissue work just fine.
>>7413097
>chopsticks and a tissue
are you eating a banana or masturbating?
>>7413097
How do you use the chopsticks on the banana? Squeeze it? Or like pull a bit off? Video?
>>7413098
How do you use chopsticks to masturbate?Squeeze it?Or like pull a bit off? Video?
>>7413116
I'd imagine it's something like a person who just learned how to use chopsticks trying to pic up a single grain of rice.
>>7413116
Precision prostate stimulation.
>>7413129
Fuck yes, I'm all for this.
Fuck that random smashing technique, let's design some chopsticks that manipulate only the 'state.
>>7413141
Apparently Japanese subscription snack boxes are now sending out just such a thing on occasion.
>>7413092
I just eat it without putting it down. Washing a plate for a banana isn't worth it.
>>7413159
Aneros is gay, it's like having a retarded nephew dictating the angle of the prostate hits and misses.
I want this skinny long chopstick version.
>>7413092
I fucking hate washing up and there's no chance I using a fucking plate I'll have to wash for something that doesn't need it.
>>7413161
>aneros is gay
"no"
>>7413189
If this wasn't a prostate massager thread already it sure is now...
>>7413092
i stick mine up my ass and break a bit off whenever i get hungry
>>7413200
Sounds like you'll fit in with the rest of these people in the thread, then.
>>7413092
I use condoms beacuse their ribbed for her pleasure.
My Grandfather peeled and ate his bananas with a knife and fork on a china plate with linen napkins and a cut glass goblet of sparkling water.
Pretty sure he was trolling me but not 100% sure
>>7413092
the peel is basically its own plate
>>7413547
What did he put up the pooper, though?
>>7413599
>>7413098
are you telling me you don't use your banana peel to masturbate after you eat them?
>>7413159
Fuck what is that box called? I'd like some snacks and sex toys once a month.
>>7415307
I used to do this. Haven't had any bananas lately but now I wanna get some and relive old times.
There was the story somewhere about the guy who fapped with banana peels and then his gf went down on him, she was allergic to bananas, etc etc. Always made me laugh because I fapped with peels too, never had a girl do anything with it after though.
Banana peel is pretty good fapping actually.
You get a nice snack before and when you're done you just throw the peel away.
Or if like me, wait until they are old and brown and fap with that.
Throw them in the compost when done if you have one.
It's the all around does everything food.
