>>7411596
Ok.

you might as well pack up your balls and leave because you'll never live that one down

Some bottles are twist off like Boylan but Mexican Coke needs a bottle opener. Did she say, "here you go sweetie" when she handed you the bottle?

Gross. Think about all the nasty shit she got on the lip of the bottle.

Just so you know OP, the house staff are laughing at your life. Don't ever go back, they'll pee in your food.

Nice blog post.

But seriously OP, You're a faggot.

>not being able to open a bottle on the edge of a table

what are you doing with your life OP?

that's right make that bitch do her job

>>7411751
she was silent

>cuck life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKdcjJoXeEY

>>7411596
what kind of Coke did you order?

>>7411912
orange

>>7411596
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>>7411596
You can never go back there. Now you'll always check to see if it's a twist off bottle cap before you make yourself look like a dork. Most people learn this lesson in childhood when there's still time for the embarrassment to heal. It's too late for that now. It will haunt you forever. Sorry.

>>7411596
Lucky, you usually have to pay money to be that un-smooth.

Forever she's gonna think "This person is incapable of telling a lie".


You don't know how golden that is.