the humble sausage roll
with an accompanying tomato glaze
damn i love strombolis, although that marinara sauce looks a bit thin
I've been fiending a dirty rotten sausage roll for a few weeks now. Everytime I go to a bakery though they're too small for the price or they look like complete shit. I want dirty rotten, not shit.
The humble box of urkelos
>>7408640
My local jew bagel shop has a sausage roll, but their sausages have a casing which is then included in the roll.
What is the correct form of sausage roll? Is is a sausage meat, encased in pastry, or a true sausage rolled into the pastry dough?
>>7408957
The former. But the asians, and others, have decided chaos is preferable, and now put frankfurt hotdogs inside pastry and shit like that.
>>7408937
wat is this? dirty rotten sausage roll?
>>7408640
a weird empanada with ketchup? where the fuck is this from?
>>7408964
>Hotdogs instead of a sausage in a sausageroll
Oy vey, it's anuda Boxer Rebellion.
>>7409020
You argies do this shitpost every damn day.
>>7408640
I prefer them like this.
>>7408646
What language are you even using?
>>7408957
>jew
>sausages
So he is very loose with his religion then?
>>7409072
Sausages can be made from any meat.
>>7409080
This. I've only ever tried beef sausage rolls. They're really unhealthy, like 50% of my daily saturates in one piece.
>>7408640
The humble shitty repeat thread that never goes anywhere
>>7409080
No, sausages are pork. That is the default. What is this supposed other meat used in these made up "sausages"?
>>7409086
>beef
>sausages
What in the fuck?
>>7409117
Yes, people use beef in sausages.
>>7409109
There is no "default" meat for sausages. They can be made with pretty much any meat. Pork, beef, veal, chicken, turkey, lamb, venison, whatever.
>>7409119
On what planet do you reside?
>>7409132
Why do most dictionaries say "pork or other meat"
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/sausage
>>7409146
>or other meat
You just answered your own question.
>>7409146
Because pork is the most commonly used but other meats are used. What the fuck? Do you have trouble tying your shoelaces too?
>>7409109
Sausage is ground meet in an edible casing. Is your bubble so small you've only heard of pork sausage?
>>7408968
I got a dirty rotten sausage roll for you pal.
>>7409167
part of me wonders if a dirty rotten sausage roll is anygood
>>7409164
>ground
Ah that explains it, you're a clappyfat. God only knows what other backwards stupidity permeates your daily lives.
I see you keep up that colony being around for the blink of an eye yet anything that happens there overrides thousands of years of history arrogance you are all well known for.
>>7409153
>>7409161
That's the point. That's what default means.
It's like burgers. The default is beef. Yet, chicken burgers and turkey burgers also exist. But you don't call those just "burgers". They are chicken burgers or turkey burgers. Just like sausages, a "sausage" is a pork sausage. Everything else is a beef sausage, or a turkey sausage.
>>7409188
You are autistic.
>>7409196
Maybe, but I am also right.
>>7409161
nope, in Australia its minced beef.
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>>7409202
>in Australia its minced beef
You are no Anglo.
>>7409209
>$10 shit tier pie
>Etihad
>comfy
Nah, mate.
>>7409196
>He is autistic because he proved you wrong
That's weak and you know it.
>>7409242
Samefag cunt.
He proved nothing. It just became apparent that arguing with him was pointless,.
>>7409333
>Samefag
Moron.
>Got proven wrong
>no no, a-arguing would b..be poinless
>>7408640
>Ruining with ketchup
>Not savoring it's flavor with soy sauce
>>7409347
>soy sauce
What the fuck?
>>7409134
A sausage is a food usually made from ground meat, often pork, beef or veal, along with salt, spices and breadcrumbs, with a skin around it.
>>7409236
The fag didn't even have sauce on it.
>>7409186
My compliments on your shitposting technique, it's very refined.
>>7409352
tryyyyyyy it
>>7408640
My gf started making vegetarian sausage rolls using feta, onions and walnuts.
They were really good, almost couldn't tell the difference.
>>7409807
thats a shame, i thought they mightive tasted uniquely different
>>7409058
>saucijs
mijn neger
>>7409807
is she willing to share the recipe, anon? that sounds tasty
>>7409662
>A sausage is a food usually made from minced pork, salt, spices and breadcrumbs, with a skin around it.
That is correct Daniel Jackson.
>>7409682
>Shitposts
>Get called out on his shitposting
>Nuh uh, u just shitpostin!
Mature.
>>7409775
So how do you do it? Glug it on then eat? that sounds like it would make the pastry soggy. Dip it? But dipping every bite in a tub of soy sauce seems very high in sodium.
>>7409807
>almost couldn't tell the difference
Now we both know that's a lie.
>>7410325
You Dutchies really aren't too different to us.
>>7409807
>Couldn't tell the difference between pork and feta, onions & walnuts
This is a food & cooking board anon.
>>7409347
yeah, nah, fuck off.
>>7409185
They're the best kind. OP's pic looks pretty close to one.
>>7408640
So hungry.
>>7408640
>High school dinner ladies used to bake fresh sausage rolls everyday
>Get 2 and a cup of tea for free every break time because poor
So what are those like compared to Kolaches?
>>7409058
Kanker.
>>7408640
I love sausage roll
>>7409064
he's speaking gabagool
>brit shit
UK banned from /ck/ when?
>>7408640
Any good recipes?
>>7413436
sausage
roll
Sausage roll.
>>7409080
>Sausages can be made from any meat.
>>7409807
So your Mrs managed to make a cheese and onion pasty, not a sausage roll.
>>7411523
>t it's as close to the real thing as you're going to get.
What the fuck sort of sausages have you been eating that taste like feta, onions and walnuts and not you know, pork?
>>7408640
The fuck is that nasty red shit, get that shit outta here
>>7413216
Maybe you could tell us just what a fucking kolaches is so we can help you.
>>7413451
There's other kinds of sausages than hot dogs anon. I know this might blow your mind, but things like cheese, nuts, herbs, and other things are often added to sausages. And get ready for the shocker: you can make sausage with other meats than pork!
>>7413289
God I wish Americans were range banned.
The single biggest and worst shitposters around.
>>7413476
Okay, i didn't know the plural was Kolache.
Basically these things, they're a type of sweet bread. Some places fill them with fruit, most places in Texas put sausage in them.
>>7413478
>hot dogs
>sausages
And that's where your bait became obvious.
>>7413489
>sweet bread with sausages in them
You guys really need to stop with the diabeetus stuff.
>>7409670
>putting sauce on your four n twenty
>any year
>>7413487
But then we'd miss out on posts dedicated to their finest cuisine, like Five Guys and Olive Garden.
Black pudding sausage roll is the superior, patrician choice.
>>7413289
Americans are just awful posters.
>>7414551
No worse than all the shitposters from every other country.
>>7413489
Sausage rolls are made with pastry and not bread and the pastry certainly isn't sweet.
>>7413861
Is that black pudding in place of the sausage meat or a combination of the two?
>>7409058
get the fuck outta here
