She 16, and she very love cooking
Let see her cake https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4B9PkXPuVs
>>7407043
Be careful or it'll happen to her what happened to that qt on lit. Dont have the caps here(mobile)
>>7407043
I like the way she says "brawnyie" instead of brownie
>>7407187
Found it
i can most definitely fap to this
I already came twice
>>7407043
>16
I don't believe it.
samefag thread
>>7407302
prove it
>>7407318
its painfully obvious.
>>7407322
your painfully dumb
>>7407324
just get a job at mcdonalds or something you fucking third world shitball.
>>7407326
i do, why aren't you at work. what time is it in fatland right now? go to work
>>7407348
c'mon poland. i blasted your ass hard.
dont even try to come back at me.
>>7407359
>Poland
>Shilling for anything Russian
You gotta pick one mate.
>tfw ex was a qt russian exchange student
Good lord then noises she made
>>7407043
What was up with that Epic Meal Time guy in the middle of the video?
>>7407200
Can I see these videos anywhere now?
>>7409324
No. She even deleted her tumblr.
>>7407455
Seriously this. Though DESU I still wouldn't want to fuck it up, Russian girls, at least the twenty I've met, are all fucking bro-tier.
That said, they also don't understand that guys can cook too, I was making some potatoes alongside her making borscht, and she was astounded that not only did I make passable potatoes, but they were also ones that she liked because she apparently hates potatoes, and I had a dick at the same time.
>>7410091
Did you fuck?
>>7410091
How can you speak to them if you don't know Russian and they don't know English?
>>7407043
>those first 20 seconds
What a fucking goddess.
>>7410409
Muh dik
>>7410163
By the language of love.
>>7410091
My Russian wife can't cook for shit. She can't even manage to boil an egg. Luckily I do enjoy cooking, or else we would end up eating store bought pelmeni every night (that I would still have to boil myself). Probably why she went for some foreign dick tbqh... no Russian man would have taken her in this condition.
>>7410739
TNB making this all about "muh dik"
>>7407200
I want to laugh but I know I would be wrong.
>What is life's greatest illusion?
>Innocence, my brother
>>7407043
Dick status:Muh
MUH
DIAMOND
HARD
>>7407200
*heavy kekkling*
>>7407200
that was amazing
What's with this channel? It has like three videos of her and one is just her dancing around. The others are just boring Rusfags.
She's perfect
im gonna ask her if she got a livejournal all them rusky's got livejournals
unfortulantely it's prolly in tetris language so who cares lmao :D
you may think she's cute and peppy, but I am here to tell you from experience that Russian girls are ENTIRELY on the wrong end of the hot/crazy scale, you are guaranteed to have a bad time
>she will stab you
>that is not hyperbole
and they only last until 28 or so when they either go full fat babushka or stick insect crazy cat lady.
there are no other outcomes. They're almost as bad as desi girls
>somewhat less hairy thank fucking god
>tfw dated a Russian girl who was literally sold into child sex at the age of 8 before fleeing with an "uncle" to Australia and now she's a 23 year old with a severe DDLG kink
That is where I stepped in. Solid 6 months of weird shit. Them Russians are crazy and hardcore as fuck.
>>7416718
I'm engaged to a soviet girl and she's really nice. A bit edgy but not psychotic or anything.
>>7407200
My God that was wonderful to read. Many keks were had.
>>7407200
I was in that thread but im still finding this way too funny
>>7410538
Wow, is your wife my wife?
I lso have a Russian wife who can't cook for beans.
She's self-conscious about it, but doesn't put any effort into learning whatsoever.
Her mother is a fucking cooking machine though.
>>7407043
whats wrong with her eyebrows?
>>7407043
Vaten scrouten douchen
>>7417306
i know right, take a look at how the tail end of her watch band is just hanging out for everyone to see
>>7417278
>fucking cooking machine
But you need a
>fucking/cooking machine
>>7417040
>engaged
key word right there bro. You have not hit the Russian chick event horizon.
I want to learn Russian just because girls speaking it and especially singing in it make blood rush into my penis. Cooking and food.
>>7407043
>cursive cyrillic
nope
>>7417635
absolutely disgusting and unacceptable; doesn't she know about feminism?
>>7418530
Agreed. Cursive cyrillic is by far the worst cyrillic
>>7407043
How do I mail-order?
>>7417278
They sound pretty similar man, my mother in law can also cook up a storm. The wife and her family all have pretty peasant tier taste in food though desu, so it is better if I cook.
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Best side stare of this semen demon
