> Put pizza in oven at 450.
> Check 5 mins later.
> Fucking burnt.
Can you tell me why god did this to me, /ck/?
Probably because you put the pizza in the oven at 450 for 5 minutes.
>>7405729
Electric oven? You have to keep it far away from the element.
>>7405729
>Tfw put pizza in the oven at 450 for 10 minutes
>Just right
>>7405729
You shouldn't have gone over 390.
5 minutes was still too soon for it to burn, so maybe you were drunk and misjudged the time or something.
>>7405729
Electric oven. You need to place a heat shield between the pizza and the electric element. A piece of aluminum foil will work. Just use broken tooth picks to keep it from touching the pizza.
>>7405729
>put pizza in mom's oven
>push pizza button
>play LoL/WoW/Sonic for 68 minutes before mom starts yelling
>JIMMY I'M SO SICK OF THIS SHIT GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW
>Can you tell me why god did this to me, /ck/?
because you're 22 and don't have a job and are actively causing your family to be miserable, you fat fuck.
>>7405858
This.
OP most likely put the pizza in the oven and forgot about it for 20+ minutes because he was busy watching his little girl animes or maybe getting high. Possibly both.
>>7405850
>this hostile for no reason
Why though
>>7405887
Projection, obviously. 40% of hostile 4chan posts are projection. I do it all the time. It's a great way to feel better about yourself.
>>7405887
>>7405887
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>>7405895
Did you steal that from the meme museum? Try to post a rage comic next, they're super in.
The oil from the anchovies creates a protective layer on the top of the pizza that prevents it from burning, but it seems like you forgot to add them.
