How do you prefer your Orange Juice?
>>7401749
With three ounces of vodka.
you get more bang for your buck with less pulp.
>hey son, we bought you some orange jucie.
>>7401753
Have fun drinking glorified sugar water.
>>7401760
I have seen a lot of shitposts in my time on the chan, but this one honestly took me off guard.
>>7401749
Whole oranges into a blender with fresh brewed tea
>>7401749
>juicy bits
what happened to pulp?
>>7401780
He's probably British. They always have retarded words for things
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>>7401758
>that fucking greasy teeth feeling afterwards
>>7401764
Been an eventful week, huh?
>>7401826
You don't use a juicer to squeeze orange juice...
>>7401819
It's clearly not British. It says "Orange", not "Ourange".
>>7402039
i do
>>7401760
>OOOH LOOK AT ME BEING SO GROWN UP WITH MY HEALTHY BITS OF STUFF IN MY JUICE MMMMM DELICIOUS FIBRE THAT I'LL BE PICKING OUT OF MY STRONG HEALTHY TEETH WOW I FEEL LIKE A REAL MAN WITH ALL THIS UNFILTERED DETRITUS IN MY MOUTH THAT I'LL SWALLOW LIKE VITAMIN PILLS ALONG WITH THE JUICE OH GOD WHY CAN'T THEY TAKE OUT THE JUICE SO I CAN JUST CHEW ON SQUISHY BITS OF ORGANIC PLANT MATTER WHILE I RIDE AROUND ON MY LADIES BICYCLE ALL DAY
>>7401749
When did we start calling pulp "juicy bits"?
>>7402125
All fruit juices are vitamin c infused sugar water, faggot. Eat fruit, drink water.
>>7402186
>>7402125
Calm down, aspie...Some people enjoy the pulp.
>>7401758
Alright Sunny D!
>>7401749
Straight out of the bag.
>>7401753
No you don't you fucking idiot
>>7401749
natural
I like my orange juice in natural packaging.
Involves more chewing than the pulp added juice cartons, but gives even more fiber.
Nothing says fresh squeezed like when the squeezing is done INSIDE your own mouth! Wow, what an innovation!!!
>not eating one of these with a spoon straight out of the freezer on a hot day
they also make good frozen tequila sunrises
>>7402390
forgot pic
>>7402392
Lol it looks like a turd
>>7402382
m8 you got sticky fucking orange juice fingers all over the xbox controller
aw m8 it's all over everything, wash your fucking hands please, everything's sticky
>>7401749
No pulp.
I'm sorry but I don't want any fucking floaters in my drinks.
>but orbitz anon
Fuck that drink too
>>7402395
No it doesn't
>>7402452
Maybe he's sick.
>>7401819
>British
Mfw I thought the same thing and I'm not even a burger.
orange juice is a goddamn miracle of nature and I don't need shit floating around in it interrupting my enjoyment
>>7402395
>tfw no bright orange perfectly cylindrical turds
>>7401749
Well done
>>7401749
With bits, they help fill the gaps in my British teeth, they're also the same colour.
Also I can tell myself my screwdrivers are 'healthy'
>>7401760
>>7401764
>>7402186
This. I never realized fruit juices were mostly seen as healthy but it's a horrible meme and is likely turning soccer moms obese by the droves.
>>7406555
When there's shit like "carbonated water, sugar, flavoring, coloring, preservatives" being drank by the gallon, fruit juice looks like a healthy alternative.
I drink fruit juice all the time and got apple, orange and cranberry last week. The first two were "pure juice from concentrate," but the cranberry was "water, glucose-fructose syrup, cranberry juice from concentrate (6%)..."
How much worse was the cranberry? I don't know shit about nutrition and always assumed pure fruit juice was pretty good for me (it's one of my 5 a day). And how much better is a mug of fruit tea with a teaspoon of honey?
I hate how the pulp immediately floats to the top of the glass and you get this huge mouthful followed by regular pulp-free orange juice.
With less sugar.
>>7407553
>The first two were "pure juice from concentrate," but the cranberry was "water, glucose-fructose syrup, cranberry juice from concentrate (6%)..."
>How much worse was the cranberry? I don't know shit about nutrition and always assumed pure fruit juice was pretty good for me (it's one of my 5 a day). And how much better is a mug of fruit tea with a teaspoon of honey?
They're literally both awful for you. Drinking sugar is never a good idea in any context, especially in quantities as high or higher than soda which almost all fruit juices are.
Stop ruining the nutritional benefit of fruit and eat it like a normal person.
Same goes for fruit tea, though I typically make iced tea with lemon/lime which don't have much sugar
whatever the fuck the coca cola company is doing to their orange juice, thats exactly how i like it
>>7407589
If the orange juice is made with only oranges (and includes the "juicy bits"), how is it any different from eating the fruit?
>>7407628
You're just drinking sugar. You're essentially drinking the sugar and a small fraction of the vitamin C of several oranges instead of simply eating a healthy, unprocessed full orange with all the vitamins, minerals and fibre, not to mention feeling full long before you'd eat the same amount of sugars in 15 oranges.
Chunky, just like my milk. It's spreadable and edible.
Pulp is for those of you who have always been curious about what it feels like to drink your own vomit.
>>7401760
its all glorified sugar water
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuYPdTvqitg