Here's my local diner's take on "breakfast pizza".
Your evaluation?
>>7401198
What the fuck?
>>7401198
Looks tasty af desu senpai to be honest pham. Pour some syrup over that and you'd be in heaven.
>>7401198
Idk how to feel about this.
>>7401198
Looks gross as shit, too much egg, too much meat, not enough tomato or onion.
>>7401198
It's waffle taco tier. Heresy.
>>7401198
Seems like a cluster fuck but I'd eat it
Looks pretty disgusting.
Looks delicious, but doesn't retain enough of the pizza form factor to call it pizza. Compare pic related.
>>7401198
Looks like utter fucking shit. Terrible unrisen cardboard biscuit. Cased sausage in stupid-big chunks. Then some eggs smothered in shit diner gravy. The ingredients aren't awful, but it looks like was smashed together by a mongoloid.
>>7401198
That's clearly a pie, sue them for false advertising
This is a breakfast pizza
>>7401198
Oh boy, undercooked pie crust, mystery meat cubes, and scrambled eggs, all covered in a thick layer of two day old jizz.
My favorite.
>>7401488
that's cheese on top not gravy
>>7401673
Jesus Christ
>>7401198
>american cuisine
>>7401198
Too much of everything, Jesus.
>>7401673
looks like hollandaise to me
>>7401709
so dutch semen
Now Im just a diner cook ut I did work at a pizza.pace as a.teen. for a breakfast pizza.I would bake the crst, take it out, crafk the eggs.on it, top with cheese, bacon and then put t bavk in for 5 mins to let it set.
Not even once
>>7401657
Pizzas ARE pies, fuckboy.
>>7401198
is that a pancake crust?
>>7401914
And pies are open faced sandwiches.
>>7401221
>tomato
>in a breakfast dish
Get out and stay out.
>>7401319
You shut your whore mouth about waffle tacos.
It just looks sloppily constructed. if you're going to put sausage on that, grind it up and distribute it evenly like you would on any pizza. Scramble the eggs, or at least make it a much thinner layer.
Also, I don't see any sauce. A sawmill gravy would have been a good sauce for this pizza.
>>7403215
>if you're going to put sausage on that, grind it up and distribute it evenly like you would on any pizza.
unnecessary
>Scramble the eggs, or at least make it a much thinner layer.
also unnecessary, plus those eggs clearly are scrambled.
are you dumb
>>7403225
I like how you just say "unnecessary" without backing it up at all. You lose this argument.
What if I said YOU were unnecessary, and then killed you?
>>7401877
>Now Im just a diner cook
you don't say.
stay in school, kids!
>>7403238
i don't think i'm the one who has to back up my opinion in this case, why the fuck would you have to crumble your sausage meat rather than distribute in slices, it's plainly up to preference
>What if I said YOU were unnecessary, and then killed you?
are you 12
>>7401198
Exactly which state in the Midwest are you from?
>>7403296
This is in Connecticut, believe it or not.
>>7401914
i have never understood why people say this
how is it remotely like any other pie
>>7401198
Unwrapped breakfast burrito
>>7403362
only americans call pizza pie
>>7403243
Angry much?
>>7401198
It looks like they literally just took leftovers from other peoples plates and dumped them over some shitty old pie crust from the day before before jizzing on it and calling it 'pizza'
Looks more like a pie
