I'm starving guys just drank free water and ketchup from macdonalds. Does anyone know easy ways to get food?
find apple tree
pluck apples
>>7400775
I need more than just gay ass apples.maybe I'd they were soaked in mountain dew vodka but I don't think I could live off them. Where can I get meat for free?
>>7400760
I go to the store and buy my food. Is this an option for you, famicom?
>>7400798
No money. I need free stuff because I fucked up. My parents raided my room and found all my porn drugs and bad stuff and kicked me out. I'm currently in a Chevy cavieller with my clothes and a few grams of bud.
>>7400843
I might try and sell the weed but it's also keeping me sane si I don't lay on the train tracks or throw my neighbors chihuahua through my parents bedroom window
>>7400843
Sell your weed, sell blood or go to a food bank.
Or you know get a job you degenerate.
doesn't mcdonalds, or other fast food restaurants, still have sugar and mayonnaise packets too?
contact food banks, soup kitchens, and homeless shelters.
>>7400850
Steal dog. Sell dog. Get more drugs and food.
>>7400843
Good, now go fucking die. Also
>you must be 18 to browse this site
>>7400854
Probably can't sell my blood. I'm homeless. I had a job at a gas station but they caught me jerking off on camera and I got fired I'm a loser
>>7400868
I'm 20.
>>7400857
Yeah probably I felt bad asking for a water and getting six ketchup cup refills.
>>7400860
I should just be a dog serial killer. I'll kill and eat people's dogs and get famous. I'll send a pic of my cock up against ded dogs face to police and he known as a dog serial killer who rubs dick on dogs hahaga
>>7400797
>Where can I get meat for free?
steal it
butcher stray cats and dogs
>>7400879
Yet you are still underage somehow...
>>7400876
Sell your weed get food go get a job.
>>7400760
steal
>>7400876
>caught me jerking off
I had a dream like this last night:
>showering at the water park in the men's lockers
>get an erection
>start beating it nonchalantly, total privacy
>door isn't locked
>door slowly slides open
>woman and her kids stare at me
>it's the women's locker room
>leave
>get sued by lady for exposure
>wake up confused
>>7400760
Find a Sikh temple. They give out food for free. Or join a monastery.
>>7400760
There's no hobo soup kitchens around?
>>7401093
I read an article exactly like this about a guy pretending to be a transwoman a few days ago.
Go to a church.
>homeless
>still have internet access
>>7401381
>what are phones
>>7400888
I was going to offer you proper advice.. But you're probably too mentally unstable to take any of it. Good luck OP
>>7400760
Little Caesar's dumpster after closing. Asking a manager at closing at any restaurant or grocery store is likely to yield results. Most people are good.
>>7400843
Dude, what did they find? It can't have been normal porn and weed, parents don't kick their kids out for that shit do they?
Anyway, find a massive megastore where you can fill a trolley while eating stuff and putting the wrapper in the trolley. The implication is that you'll pay for everything you eat. When you're done, quietly ditch the trolley somewhere near the exit and leave. Never done it myself but a couple of crackheads I knew used to do it. You will get banned eventually though.
Also, shoplifting and bin raiding.
Our advice really depends on what kind of town/city you're living in. I could recommend selling some clothes at an exchange if there's one nearby and going to a local grocer for free samples (Trader Joe's usually has a booth set up with them).
>>7402363
Parents could kick out their 20 year old for it, sure.
>>7401953
I see homeless people hold signs for them all the time. They usually pay them in food or about ten bucks a day.
Try that...
>>7400760
Buying food is the easiest way
>>7402473
Not if you live with your parents like OP used to do. The easiest way is to get it out of the fridge/cupboard.
