You have died.
Because your life was relatively uncontroversial, you end up in purgatory.
As a denizen of purgatory, you are entitled to dine on one item of your choice for the rest of eternity.
This item must be an actual foodstuff, so you can't pick anything like "pussy" or "mana."
What do you choose?
Carnitas burrito
>>7397626
Fish and Chips with tartar sauce and ketchup.
>>7397643
I'll eat my burrito with Satan then
>>7397626
Live human flesh.
I want to be able to eat human without all the bad shit that happens to you. I want them to give me a live human each day to eat. Do I get variations in flavor? If not I choose to eat Babies from the Netherlands.
>>7397626
Fresh bread
>>7397653
>he unironically chooses to eat low flavor meat
TOP KEK
>>7397653
Human aren't considered a foodstuff, idiot.
Don't be an edgy faggot.
>>7397626
Pizza
you can make pizza out of anything so i can eat anything i want
>>7397701
Humans aren't considered a food stuff in your culture maybe.
>>7397707
Since you didn't specify what type, you get margherita for the rest of eternity. Enjoy.
Coconut.
Nothing like a glass of tasteless room temperature water to go with an eternity in purgatory.
Katy Perrys asshole. Make sure it's clean tho
>>7397755
>make sure it's clean though
Come on.
>>7397767
We're talking eternity anon.
>>7397780
So for eternity you want a clean asshole?
Come. On.
>>7397724
Margherita pizza is delicious though
Depends on how vague I'm allowed to be.
I presume I'm not allowed to be as vague as "food". I also don't think I'm allowed to be as vague as "meat".
But am I allowed to be as vague as "hamburgers"? Or "tacos" or "pizza".
Do I have to be as specific as "the beef, cheese, tomato, and mushroom hamburger that I ate last week"?
Do I have to list every ingredient and method of preparation?
Mint Poppets. Junior Mints. Anything with mint in or coffee
Traditional southern breakfast: Eggs, biscuits, sausage gravy and a cup of coffee.
I'll get tired of eating it when hell freezes over.
>>7397796
You get resurrected as an AIDs baby for being pedantic
>>7397838
>fails to divulge scope
>YOU'RE JUST A PEDANT
Purgatory isn't eternal
>>7397857
This is just "name your favourite food" thread in disguise. Your first post reads like 100% pure autism not from concentrate.
fried chicken or indonesian ramen
I'd go for pretty much any form of pasta. No matter what, this is going to get boring as fuck though.
>>7397988
You think I couldn't tell that? It's a terrible spin on that thread concept and I'm pointing that out.
>>7398046
>>7397988
>>7397857
>>7397838
>>7397796
>two autistic nerds fighting over who has the most autism
the greasiest pepperoni and bacon pizza
dick
>>7398103
u would choose dick u fukkig fagt
>he thinks i'm going to purgatory
Lol why haven't you been saved yet? when will fedoratheists learn
döner
-original berlin döner
whole grain toast smothered with sautéed morel mushrooms
>>7398205
VERY GOOD CHOICE
>>7397626
does it have to be prepared the same exact way every time? like if I said pizza would I be able to vary the toppings or does every slice have to have the exact same toppings as the first?
I'd go with steak pizza, I can pick the steak off if I want a change and I get extra protein for maximum gains. If I need to lose some fat I can pick the pizza off the steak.
>>7397626
Is booze an option, because if so, I choose booze.
>>7398171
>implying that god wouldn't smite you down for being so presumptuous
Why are protestants so arrogant?
>>7397626
smorgesbord, then I get some choice
If I'm allowed to be a shitty pedant, salad.
Nutritious leafy green shit to keep me going, with nuts or croutons and whatever protein tossed in for a couple bucks extra. Pasta salad or taco salad when I need to be a fat fuck. Fruit salad for dessert.
>>7397738
underflavored post
The item I want is the "all you can eat buffet'" of my favorite restaurant. I only pay for it once, so technically it counts as one item.
>>7397626
Aunt Myrnas pratty cheese salad
>>7397626
Steak + chorizo chimichanga w/ guac, pico, refried beans, rice, a little cheese, and some hot sauce.
>>7397626
BLT Sandwitch
That beef from Yoshinoya, jasmine rice and steamed broccoli and something sour on the side, maybe kimchi or saurkraut or something. Water and coffee on the side and chocolate cake for dessert.
>>7398058
I've seen this movie before.
At the end the autist wins.
vegetable egg rolls, fried crispy. i dont want no spring roll shit in purgatory.
>>7398506
becuase the god they believe in (if we are talking about the kind of people who would make that remark and call athiests fedoras) would genuinely not smite them and be proud of them for snubbing the damned.
Everyone interprets the bible, thats a fact no matter how much some may try to deny it, but when it comes to the more brutal interpretations, those exist too, and they have foundation.
>>7397988
>wanting to eat your favorite food for all of eternity
Jesus you must really hate liking that food.
>>7398597
Can that be your purgatory? just an all you can eat buffet? some have big screens, and like if you can't go to heaven or hell, at least spend eternity somewhere of sinful indulgence. Add a few mattresses maybe the ability to rape an Asian hostess thats actually an angel serving punishment or something..
>>7397626
>You have died.
>Because your life was relatively uncontroversial, you end up in purgatory.
>implying it's not a period of rest before scientists and artificial intelligence bring dead people back to life
>>7400174
>still hung up on the science meme
Pot Pie. I could eat that shit forever
>>7400228
>My aunt swung by and surprised me with a boston market pot pie yesterday.
>I inhaled that shit
>>7397755
>katy perry
literal shit taste
>>7397707
this I'll have one of those pizzas that has 8 different sectors
>>7400481
>Only 8
>Not custom made with atleast 20
>>7397812
>southern breakfast
No potatoes to be found, hash browns or otherwise. Breakfast fail
Tacos. I already decided this long ago. Lots of variety, always good.
brown rice with pan fried beef and vegetables
>>7400161
>Asian hostess thats actually an angel
Asians don't become angels. They get reborn as a rock or cat or something.
>yfw John Lennon and there was a shitstorm in the afterlife because of the controversy and his life
>>7397626
Creamy Coconut Shrimp
>>7400508
Very good.
>>7397626
> pålægsmand
It's basically a giant open faced sandwich, there's actually a giant piece of ryebread under all that topping
Southern Breakfast consisting of Biscuits, bacon, hasbrowns, grits, toast, and an egg over-easy
>>7397626
Jets with turbo crust
>>7400188
>possibly the most important piece of information you'll acquire
>it's just a meme
>>7400452
Literal shit you
>>7397632
Good choice brother
>>7397653
I feel you. Brain fried after a good brine would go well with Leg Shank.
>>7397767
Kek'd
mcdonald's
>>7403217
did you even read the OP? it says "food"
>>7403268
i am into coprophagia
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>>7397653
>Babies from the Netherlands.
>Not choosing God-tier Swedish babies.
>>7397738
this
>>7397626
Lamb Vindaloo with Jeera and Naan.
Hopefully the constant ring of fire will will count as penance and elevate me to Heaven eventually.
Surströmming.
Come in me brahs.
So that I remember where I came from, and how my time in life was, I shall choose loimulohi. Crude, but appropriate.
I wonder if I'll get bonus heaven brownie points for choosing a food that's prepared nailed to a piece of wood. Just like our heavenly buddy, Jay-Z.
>>7397626
Definitely pizza, and since I'm already dead I can choose the greasiest and most delicious toppings.
I know it's meme food but chipotle burritos. I like them. I'd be dead so who cares...
>choose nice thing
>it WILL GET less tasty,or even gross over time
>spend eternity eating shitty tasting food
>choose the shit you hate the most (Red cabbage)
>It will get taste better and better over time
>spend eternity eating tasty tasting food
>?????
>PROFIT
That or just ghost peppers
>>7397626
Papa johns Hawaiian pizza with extra pineapples. Thin crust. Fight me.
this would keep me going
>>7397626
And just like that everything went from purgatory to absolute heaven
wendys spicy chicken sandwich, fries and a coke
if i'm just gonna chill in purgatory forever i might as well have garbage i like and don't have to feel bad about eating
>>7397626
1/2 lb bacon cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato, mayo, and mustard.
Smoked salmon.
Also I really hope I'll be afforded a beverage.
>>7397626
>he thinks purgatory is eternal
Purgatory is just Hell with a time limit. If you die a Catholic with unabsolved sins, you go to purgatory and suffer for however long it takes to work those sins off, and then you spend eternity in heaven. If you had watched The Sopranos, you would know this.
>>7397626
Shit for all I care, senpai. I'd be so happy to know this isn't all there is that nothing could soil it for me.
>>7405717
top lad
Dumplings.
Ravioli, Gnocchi, Gyoza, Mandu, Momo, Pirogies, any and all the stuff you get at a dim sum place.
Incorporate an great ingredient into dough, or wrap that bitch up in dough; fry, steam, boil it and it's hard not to be good.
>>7397626
If I could subside on purple marijuana smoked through a wooden church warden I would be just dandy.
if that's not an option Perique tobacco
If that's not an option Shepard's Pie like how grandma would make
crispy chilli beef with special fried rice
i would say chinese food but you could end up with fucking anything
>>7408120
are you sure you wouldn't rather try and subsist on a diet of big black dicks
you colossal faggot
>>7408120
>shepherd's pie BTW WEED
you're obnoxious
>>7397626
Cheetos. I'll make my mark on the place with orange fingerprints.
>>7408120
>btw guys I smoke weed
Fucking literal brain damaged faggot
when i die i wont end up in purgatory or hell or heaven
god himself is gonna have a special vip section waiting for me
>>7408258
>Pride
>Pride (Latin, superbia), or hubris (Greek), is considered, on almost every list, the original and most serious of the seven deadly sins: the source of the others. It is identified as believing that one is essentially better than others, failing to acknowledge the accomplishments of others, and excessive admiration of the personal self (especially holding self out of proper position toward God); it also includes vainglory (Latin, vanagloria) which is unjustified boasting. Dante's definition of pride was "love of self perverted to hatred and contempt for one's neighbour". In Jacob Bidermann's medieval miracle play, Cenodoxus, pride is the deadliest of all the sins and leads directly to the damnation of the titulary famed Parisian doctor. In perhaps the best-known example, the story of Lucifer, pride (his desire to compete with God) was what caused his fall from Heaven, and his resultant transformation into Satan. In Dante's Divine Comedy, the penitents are burdened with stone slabs on their necks which force them to keep their heads bowed.
