Crunchy water
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>>7394606
excellent thread
>>7394631
Indeed.
I wish all threads on /ck/ were of this high quality.
>>7394606
you should saute onions, a bit of garlic and then this, and add pasta. works even better with purple one
>>7394642
Iceberg lettuce comes in purple?
>>7394650
i think the joke is he is thinking of cabbage?
>>7394642
shit, my bad. I'm drunk, thought it was cabbage. this stuff sucks
Crunchy water v2.0
Crunchy water sticks.
>>7394606
Nothing wrong with that.
>>7394606
>he drinks his water instead of grazing on it and enjoying the texture
Condiment delivery system.
B-but muh wedge salad!
Did you guys ever play 'hide the lettuce'? My dad would make sure it wasn't under the foreskin. Actually, don't americans jew it up? You cou;dn't hide iit. lol, tards.
>>7394869
Do Europeans actually stick food under their foreskin?
>>7394869
>europeans
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=paH97dYR6Lg
>>7394606
>iceberg lettuce
what did you expect
if you buy real lettuce, it isn't complete shit
>>7394883
Is iceberg lettuce not real?
>>7394985
It was in that one movie with Leonardo Dicaprio.
>>7394992
I am amazed that you typed that. I can't believe you thought it was witty. I also can't believe you thought it was funny. Are you a real tard?
>>7394666
Bitter crunch water sticks
>>7394606
I like this thread. It's so simple yet speaks to an undeniable truth. There is ZERO nutrition, taste, or pleasure, in a head of iceberg lettuce.
i like iceberg on sandwiches and burgers.
it's best shredded into ribbons.
>>7394883
What is real lettuce
besides spinach
>>7395025
I'm totally not him but I thought it was kinda funny. I even chuckled a bit. Bitch.
>>7396049
Iceberg sells because of texture.
It's also cheap to grow if you're irrigated.
>>7395025
I am amazed that you typed that. I can't believe you thought it was witty. I also can't believe you thought it was funny. Are you a real tard?
>>7396104
>It's also cheap to grow if you're irrigated.
too bad you need civil service for irrigation.
>>7396064
Romaine Lettuce
>>7396061
and it's great on tacos,
it's not a real taco without shred iceberg lettuce.
and sour cream.
Iceberg lettuce is a semi-decent source of folate, non-heme iron and thiamine.
>>7396241
It's called Cos, friends.
>>7396335
Cos? like in mathclass?
>>7394874
at every meal. it's considered good manners over here.
>>7396283
vitamin a too
my mom used to say that before buying lots of romaine hearts and making me and my sister eat nothing but romaine salads for 15 years.
We just played tennis and ate romaine salads and overachieved at school.
>>7396350
Well that explains a lot.
