A Quorn patty on an Arnold potato roll with Maytag Blue cheese, and Andy Capp's "fries".
Best I could do on short notice.
What are some pseudo-meals that you've cobbled together? Like pizza whose crust is sandwich bread, or a burrito made from a tortilla and canned beans?
Captain crunch in orange juice with french toast using honey-garlic sauce for sweetener
>Quorn is made from the soil mould Fusarium venenatum strain PTA-2684 (previously misidentified as the parasitic mould Fusarium graminearum). The fungus is grown in continually oxygenated water in large, otherwise sterile fermentation tanks.
Wow that sounds delicious.
>>7386007
Pan fried balogna (about to expire), sauteed onions (starting to turn), pickled jalapenos (in the pantry for nearly 3 months, fromage forte made from a bunch of bits of cheese that had slowly accumulated in my fridge, on mini brioche rolls from the day-old rack at the grocery store grilled with like half a tablespoon of garlic butter that I'd made earlier in the week for a pasta dish and was too much of a jew to just toss out after I didn't use it. Washed down with a highball made from gin, half-flat club soda, and some sweetener that I couldn't remember what it was. Probably blueberry-bayleaf.
>>7386087
The process of making yoghurt sounds similarly disgusting but it still produces something delicious
one time i didn't have brown sugar for my cookies, so i mixed molasses and granulated sugar. turned out fine.
>>7386122
enjoy your yogurt sandwich
