Does anyone else ever steal food from the walk in fridge at work?
>>7385432
I used to bring home packets of bacon I'd hide in my work pants.
>>7385432
No but I usually face fuck the faggots who own iPhone's in the walk-in at work
I used to do prep at Rafferty's.
I'd devour the pulled pork every day as it was chilling in the walk-in. Mmmmmmmm.
>>7385432
I usually cough into my hand and then finger fuck all the open pasta salads
>>7385432
I do not steal.
I injure those who do steal. It is comical to see the reaction of my severity on the faces of these young hoodlums. The cops don't care if they have a black eye.
>>7385498
You're not the tough cunt you think you are, Gordon.
>>7385501
I may be a fat 6'2" portabody but I'll fucking sink you. I do it at least once a week.
no but i religiously fart in there.
>>7385513
Bring it on, fat bitch.
>>7385513
The only thing you sink is cheeseburgers to try and lessen your depression
I used to take stuff from Taco Bell all the time. Tortillas, empanadas, bags of lava sauce... Sometimes I would have my roommate call in a couple hours before my shift ended and place a huge order. Since no one came to pick it up they would let me take it home.
>>7385568
Clever. This is exactly why many places don't let employees eat unpurchased/mistake orders.
>>7385568
One of my managers at Wendy's back in the day would let us make anything and let us take it home at close
>>7385536
>>7385432
No. I'm not a degererate scumbag like you and I don't steal shit.
>>7385619
Sounds like a cool dude
>>7385432
I took a few brownies before since my managers are huge micromanaging pricks. Jews make horrible bosses.
>>7385619
It was like that for all drinks at starbucks, and I'd take home all the leftover iced tea that I wanted, a few quarts of it usually. We'd also donate our pastries but if the bins were full we could take expired ones, and sandwiches.
>>7385432
No. I make double the salary of anyone that isn't a manager here. Stealing from people that make less than you is the mark of a scumbag.
Nah, I just would feel too guilty. My cousin is a dirt bag though and actually got arrested for stealing from Burger King.
Not many thieves on /ck/ I guess?
I work at Jack In The Box and steal every single day. I eat when I get there, eat all day, and usually take home a few burgers. I don't slip anything into my pants, just eat there or walk out with whatever I want. Never once paid for a meal there.
Nobody would ever rat me out, since I'm their manager and they're all eating for free too. It's a high volume store and the other managers are lazy as shit about counting waste, it's almost never done.
Even now as I type this I'm enjoying a succulent triple cheeseburger with bacon, jalapenos, etc. Probably a $10 burger if rung up correctly, but free for me.
>>7385899
I always sneak stuff in my pants it sucks
>>7385899
Do you have an underlying heart condition?
>>7385432
All the time when I was in college. In high school when I worked a different kitchen I would fill up soda bottles with the boxed wine and get drunk with my friends.
>>7385825
how do you steal from burger king when the shits behind the counter? did he try to rob it?
>>7385899
I'm kind of jelly but relieved at the same time since I would be morbidly obese in your situation
>>7388838
Same guy from yesterday here. He worked there, and came back at night when it was closed and stole boxes of hamburger patties. I don't remember exactly since this happened over a decade ago, but he got caught and arrested for it. Got out on bail though.
>>7385899
That's not the same thing as stealing from co-workers. I'm not a shareholder so I don't give a fuck what you do to Jack in the Box. In fact, eat an extra taco for me :)
>>7385432
nice try FBI
>>7385443
that sounds homosexual senpia duse baka
