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>eating some Pringles
>get about halfway down the cylinder
>can no longer reach them with my fingers
>if I try and tip them into my palm all the crumbs fall out and make a big mes
What's the correct way to get at these bastards, /ck/?
>>7384950
Chopsticks
>>7384954
That's autistic as fuck m7
>>7384950
M18A1
>>7384968
Claymore mine?
>>7384950
when you reach that point you put the lid back on, shake the can hard, eat the crumbs.
>>7384950
By not being a gigantic hamwagon.
It's a simple message the can's telling you. Eat less junk.
Stop eating processed shit.
>>7384950
>can no longer reach them with my fingers
i'm sorry what? you must either have very large fingers/ hands or be overweight.
i can put half my arm down the Pringles cylinder so no problem in reaching chips.
>>7385043
>forearms smaller than a Pringles can
o i am laffing mate
>>7384950
Put the lid on, turn the can upside down, lift can off so the last chips and crumbs are stacked on the lid like a little plate.
>>7385046
i'm quite serious i honestly don't understand how it can be a problem reaching down to get Pringles
it seems like you should eat less of them
>>7385051
>i have the arms of a child so everyone else is obese
>>7385063
that is not what i'm saying.
i'm just saying most people i know can get their arms in a Pringle cylinder
i never called you obese i just said you might be overweight.
but it could also just be because you're male and have bigger hands and arms than i do, i wrote so but i guess it's better to be offended without any reason
>>7385051
I'm not that guy, nor do I eat pringles anymore, but my hands barely fit in those cans past my fingers. There is no way my forearms would fit. Larger men are simply larger. Not everyone has little hands.
>>7385066
>btw im a girl <:^)
rotate the can
Just pour it into your mouth dummy
there's no excuse. you're a fat cunt.
>Stuff opening with paper towel to the brim
>Put lid back on top
>Flip the can over
>Utility knife a clean opening in then bottom,now top since you flipped it
>Access granted!?
With the proper Pringles can rotational velocidensity calculated a quick slap on the bottom should solve your issues t b h. Been doing it for years.
Order from Asia and get pic related or watch this:
https://youtu.be/YBosmMVRQBs
![Pringles-main[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zROqV5M.jpg "Pringles-main[1].jpg")
>>7384950
asian pringles come with a device to lift the chips up when it starts getting low.
alternatively, just eat potato chips. pringles are pretty much made from instant mashed potatoes whereas potato chips are made from real slice potato.
Get your hand in there and tilt the can until they're close enough to reach
>>7385736
hey fuk u
>>7385842
what are you gonna do beat me at starcraft
slice the can down with a carving knife.
>>7386060
kek
>>7385736
>americans think their fat lard hands are normal
>>7384950
Seriously? Hold the thing horizontally and gently shake them towards the opening.
Who the fuck can fit their hand in a pringles can? Are you a fucking doll? My wrist is the size of a fucking pringles can.
>>7386117
I doubt that.
Tip the tube and shake a bit so they're sitting in it diagonally instead of horizontally.
Squash the tube a little to change the unnecessary space into extra width to accomodate your hand.
>>7386120
Pringles can is 3.1 inches via google, my wrist is 3 inches via a ruler. Are you a petite schoolgirl?
>>7386117
The human body is extremely agile because the only thing that can't adapt is your bones
And no, big boned is not a thing
>>7386140
An average caucasian has bigger bones than an average chink, which often includes more muscle tissue aswell.
A4 paper
you put the paper in the can
put the can on its side
pull out the paper and the pringles come with it.
Video is like magic for retards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1AaeEKq6EE
OP do you not own a bowl to pour them in?
>>7386138
Nah, I'm just not overweight.
>>7386209
Pretty sure you are, my wrists are bony as shit.
>>7386215
Sure.
>>7386235
Fuck off, pussy hands
I stripped all the flesh off my hand. Still can't get past the metacarpophalangeal knuckle. Only my fingers fit.
>>7386284
Thanks for the photo, chubster.
>>7386284
It's weird; your arm looks fat as fuck, but its reflection doesn't.
>>7386336
That's why I wanted the mirror. Get accused of being fat if you only see my forearm
Stop eating pringles until your hands are thin enough to reach in. When your hands are too fat to reach the bottom of the tube, you've clearly had enough.
>>7386350
holy shit you are gigantic. lay off the pringles.
>>7386386
It's called a muscle, frail anon.
Actual obese guy here. Trust me, the worst thing about pringles ISN'T how hard they are to get from the tube. Probably my top 10 (give or take) gripes with them
1. The tube is hot and makes me hand sweat
2. The sweat drips onto the chips and ruins the taste and makes them soggy
3. If I push in too hard my heavy fingers crush the chips
4. I usually have some food between my fingernails from before which falls off and mixes with the chips so they don't taste right
5. If I have to pour the chips out of the tube, my reactions aren't good and I can't catch them so they fall on the floor
6. I have VERY bloody fingernails due to biting them constantly with teeth sharpened by food, so I cant grab them without blood coverage (bad for sharing)
7. The 'tube' is impossible to crush when I finish eating so I get no closure and move onto another one, which is unhealthy
8. I can't carry a tube discreetly or store it at home without being made fun of
9. This one is irrational, but the tube reminds me of a tall thin person and I feel it is making fun of me. Big Dorito bags look like fat guys so I like them
10. The lid lets sunlight in and I think this makes the chips more 'tanned' which tastes bad
I don't eat them. Much prefer standard chips.
>>7384990
>i have dainty girls hands
>>7386091
Fucking this. I bet OP is just "chubby"..
a pringles tube has 1000 calories
>>7386060
I have hands that dont fit pringles can
Im asian. We not all tiny u fuk. I can wop ur ass pigtime
Tilt the can onto its side and shake the chips toward the top. You'll get minimal crumbs, if any.
>>7386421
is this some kind of shitty copypasta?
>>7385690
>when you're finished
>slide chips back in
You lost me.
>>7384950
>hand is now literally so fat it can't fit into the pringles package anymore
>get stuck if I try, flail around with a paper cylinder stuck to my arm like some absolute mongoloid
>have to put pringles in a bowl
>its not the same
I swear I am not making this up.
Is it time to end it all, bros?
>tfw he proposes but your ring hand is stuck in the pringles
>>7387050
>Is it time to end it all, bros?
On the contrary anon....you're just getting started.
>>7386768
Not yet, but look out for it in the future. It's gonna be big.
>>7386403
tubba blubba
>>7386140
this .gif freaks me out.
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OP here, fucking kek. I forgot about this thread. Yes, I am fatass. I'm too poor to get actual Pringles so I opted for the cheap NEET option.
>>7385690
That guy sounds like Ulillillia.
>>7384950
Ram it up the rumpus then make it come on a plate.
1. transfer them to a burple
2. reduce height as you go
>>7388345
wew lad
>dat amount of moola on crips
>>7384958
Fuck yourself, best way to eat Cheetos mess-free hands down
put them in a bowl u autistic shitbrain
