half pound of sausage
half pound of ground beef
block of velveteta
can of ro-tel
red onion
chili powder
lettuce
tortilla chips
started browning the meat
sprinkled the meat with chili powder and cooked until very fragrant
drained the ro tel, reserved the liquid and added the it to the meat
forgot pic
the velveeta and a splash of milk
reduced the heat to very low and began melting everything together
it doesn't look very good at this point
It's like hamburger helper, minus the noodles
That's a shitload of velveeta, my man
objectively disgusting
>>7384135
>block of velveteta
kill yourself
>>7384285
The common vernacular is, "my main man."
chopped up some onion
it's a bit too thick so I think we'd better add some of the liquid from the ro tel
see kids?
uncle whoremel fixed it
>>7384325
it was still a bit thick and a little bland so i hit it with a little more milk and some sriracha sauce
cut up some
>>7384377
*cut up some lettuce
>>7384374
>too bland
>let's add milk
Fuck this looks like something I'd make while drunk down to the seasonings and everything.
>>7384382
I had to throw something in there to loosen it up and I was out of ro tel juice. milk seemed like a better option than water bro.
it's pretty close to the consistency i want now, i think i'll add some black pepper
put some of the dip in a bowl and topped with lettuce and onion. i thought about adding a dollop of sour cream but that just seemed like overkill.
served with tortilla chips
>>7384487
looks decent but if i ate all that velveeta id either be shitting a lot or not a lot at all, stuff dont agree with me
>>7384487
Time to start drinking again, bud, you fell off the wagon
