i made ths shit for valentines day
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>>7381634
fried up some chickpeas and spiced up with za'atar and smoked paprika.
good breakfast
i don't cook I come here for the fast food threads and to defend American cuisine against yuros
Hummus with LOTS of Cayenne and black pepper. There. I said it.
>>7381641
That's not cooking.
>>7381644
Yes it fucking was. If it takes more than 5 minutes its cooking.
>>7381646
if it doesn't get hot it's not cooking. Just preparing.
I made a fuckload of heart shaped cake pops for my sweetheart for Valentine's Day.
She didn't like them.
>>7381871
Dump her.
Boiled five eggs
>>7381871
If someone doesn't appreciate the hassle of making heart-shapped cake pops they don't deserve them.
>>7381871
LMAO. Pearls before swine. Girls only care about attention and dickings.
>>7382494
>would you appreciate a heart shaped cake pop made for you by a paedophile wearing your daughter's skin
Is the pedo a cute grill
>>7381634
made this for my male roommate on Valentines.
tri-color couscous with butter, parsley, fresh thyme, creole seasoning. Added some onion, garlic, bell peppers and two mild italian sausages with a sprig of thyme and almonds along the top.
Tortilla bake. Basically a lasagna with tortillas instead of pasta sheets, cheddar instead of bechamel/mozzarella and cumin/paprika/chili in the sauce.
It went surprisingly well.
>>7381634
cake for dad's birthday last sunday
>>7382764
Thanks for making a cake for my dad bro
Baked sweet potato with sauted onions. mushrooms, and green beans in a vinegar and lemon sauce with a touch of garum masala.
>>7382764
looking pimp d00d i'll show you mine if you show me yours
>>7381646
Taking a shit takes me more than 5 minutes. Does that mean I'm cooking?
>>7382879
Could you elaborate on a sauce? And are you a britbong? Britbongs love their vinegar.
Thanks in advance
>>7382899
is that a hurgen?
I just chucked some chicken breasts into the oven with salt and pepper. It was pretty unspectacular.
I roasted some chicken breasts earlier, deboned them and cut up the meat. Got the bones cooking down in some stock right now.
I'll be using the stock and the meat to make chicken pot pie tomorrow.
>>7382442
Maybe make something that tastes good instead of something that looks good.
>>7382899
Don't have a cross section, didn't think to take one.
Red Velvet for Valentines as well.
>>7381634
uh i made lava-cake for valentines day, it tasted amazing and surely melted my bf heart!<3
otherwise i cook everyday so nothing speciel about that
>>7383918
dunno what that is
>>7381634
Home made pulled pork (and home made bbq sauce) slow cooked for 12 hours, served with a crispy baked potato (2 hours) and cottage cheese with onion and chives, with some spring onions (you might call them scallions) over the top.
My bf made me this and i got mad when he tried to share it with me. He made his own after that. No, i'm not gay and this was a suprise he told me we have potato stew for diner. I hate that. Was pleasently suprised. I love his face so much
Instant noodles with onsen egg. I hate eggs, but this shit's amazing. Hard to get it just right though.
homemade french fries!
>>7385247
Damn got a whole pizza and wouldn't share.. Is your boyfriend a Japanese fisherman?
>>7386456
are those battered? I've never seen anyone do that before
>>7382905
>Taking a shit takes me more than 5 minutes
enjoy you're rectal cancer
>>7382899
The layers of cum really make it special
>>7385247
You're a hog.
1:1:1 sponge cake with lime filling and buttercream frosting. For my brother's birthday.
The most complicated food I can make but in reality it's just a bunch of leftovers in a pan
>>7386950
>hurr durr pastry cream looks like cum
Beef pie
I finally used the slow cooker I got for Christmas to make Korean beef. I didn't have soy sauce so I used teriyaki. It was ok. Gonna eat the leftovers tonight.
Cooked for my family last Saturday:
>Bread
>Bolognese with archichokes
>Prosciutto
>Green beans with shallots
>Roasted fennel
>Butter beans with red onoin and basil
>Romanesco with olives and sun-dried tomatoes (plus other shit)
>Tomatoes, fresh mozzarella and parsley
>Roasted mushrooms with garlic and butter
>>7389424
looks lovely, anon
if cooking at work counts then the last thing would be smoked brisket
>>7385247
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>>7385027
Confused why the strawberries are not flat side down, looks tasty though
>>7389424
The first appetizing food on this thread, congrats anon
>>7389424
>that table
>that food
Literally Scandinavian hipster shit
*tips fedora
>>7390324
there's like nothing scandinavian about the food
>>7390214
I think it looks nicer that way.
Fried udon with mushrooms, except the mushrooms I planned to use were moldy so it was just noodles, cabbage, onions and scallions. 5/10, 7/10 after a few beers
frozen perogies with peameal bacon and yogurt
>>7390324
>italian country food
>scandinavian hipster shit
Eeehh, I think you might want to stick to the micky D threads, you know.
>>7389424
>using a door as a table
It's not even flat. Why?
Food looks good though
My last creation was Spanish rice with tacos to fit
Dinner
cold chicken and bacon salad
pan cooked baby reds
>>7387432
whats the sauce you use?
>>7390460
Because I needed a coffee table and I was broke.
Made some Chicken Tikka Masala about a week and a half ago Was pretty good, probably won't make again though
>>7381634
Roast vegetables: Potato, Habanero, Jalapeno, Onion, Squash, Mushrooms, (Olive Oil, Salt, Pepper, Old Bay(which is better on roast potatoes than it is on seafood boils))
>>7392108
it's cute
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>>7382907
waaaaaay late response. I'm sorry.
I live in SoCal.
sauce was a bit of oil, garum masala, chili pepper powder, a dash or salt, balsamic vinegar, a squirt of lemon juice and thats it.
cook the vegetables in this order: onions, green beans, mushrooms.
>>7385247
Did you have a fucking stroke while typing that
Rate my sushi, friends?
>>7393333
nice quads bro.
>>7390727
This is so fucking pretty.
>>7393333
why is you're sushi white
>>7394775
I didn't have any bags so I just left the fish in the freezer.
>>7394775
why is my are sushi white? LOL NICE GRAMMAR BRO dumbass.
