die

>>7377872
I might as well. I just tried doing the recipe and managed to fail it pretty miserably.

Back to junk food and microwaveables I go.

get a block of philadelphia spread
but it on a plate
add salsa
use crackers to scoop it up

oh and don't mind the water

>>7377851

put something between 2 pieces of bread... ta-da! a sandwich!

Lel

put chocolate chips on a napkin. Microwave for 30 seconds. melted chocolate. Congrats.

Put water in the freezer, wait a while, MAGIC ICE TREATS!

>>7378004
This. Alternatively:

>burger buns
>few leaves of salad
>any kind of sauce you like
>burger beef, chicken nuggets, fish sticks or whatever the fuck you have available
>add any kind of vegetable and cheese if you want

It's mad easy and you can't do anything wrong, unless you're a retard.