Is this the most perfect snack ever?
>>7374771
I hate carmel, so no.
>>7374771
Who puts raisins on leeks
>>7374778
It's melted tootsie roll
>>7374771
>specialty extruded thick green pasta covered in spicy mustard and dates
For what purpose?
>>7374771
Cactus strips with a brown sugar mayo and burnt pecans?
I'll pass.
>>7374771
>dried prunes in miso paste on some bok choy
not a fan of korean snacks.
>>7374771
flayed hulk dicks with necrosis?
Goat droppings on diarrhea on a stick?
>mfw my mom told my brothers kids they we're going to eat ants on a log and he freaked out cause he thought that was really what he was going to eat.
Top lel.
Does anyone else have trouble swallowing celery? I always have to chew on it for entirely too long.
>>7374823
>cactus strips with a brown sugar mayo and burnt pecans
That actually sounds pretty good.
>>7375021
Make it then, give us some delicious OC.
>>7374771
Story time.
>be me, 10
>on cub scout camping trip
>hate these things because I don't get along well with others (and now I'm on 4chins)
>best friend's mom brings what she calls "ants on a log"
>she mentions it a whole day before we eat it
>whole troop freaking the fuck out because we've gotta eat ants because in the wilderness sometimes you've gotta eat bugs to not die
>several members of the troop make plans to escape, none of these plans succeed
>whole day before, I'm trying to tell people that it's not actually ants
>nobody believes me, calls me a liar and stupid
>we'll see about that.png.avi.jpg
>next day comes, we finally settle down to eat ants on a log
>it's just a celery stick with peanut butter and raisins
>start laughing at people, making fun because they thought it was ants
>suddenly some faggot starts freaking out
>upon closer inspection, there are live ants in the raisins
>stupid bitch left her bag of raisins on the ground for a whole day, ants got in it
>everyone calls me a liar and stupid again
>Anon doesn't know anything, Anon wanted us all to eat the ants!
>Anon's a stupid frick
>tfw no friends now
>tfw gotta sleep in tent alone because nobody wants to sleep with me because I'm mean and might make them eat ants
>tfw rumor starts that I actually eat ants for fun
>tfw some kid knocks me down and shoves my face into an anthill, telling me to eat up or he will throw me in the lake and kill me
>feelsbadman
>quit scouts the day after we get home from trip
Fuck ants on a log.
>>7375042
Sometimes I forget that kids are little psychopaths.
>>7375023
>tfw live in Canada
I'll make some OC if you're willing to send me a cactus.
lol fuck no
>>7375056
Post your home address and a friendly 4chan member will drop you off a cactus.
>>7375042
>Not reporting your torture to the scout master, police and media
You only have yourself to blame. A forensic specialist would have easily confirmed your story.
>>7375071
If by cactus you mean a box filled with dragon dildos, feces, and a EHD full of CP, then yeah I'll be expecting a cactus.
>>7374771
>Pick off the raisins
>Lick off the peanut butter
>Throw celery away
It's a pretty good snack. A little wasteful however.
>>7374771
well for an underaged 7 year old like OP yes.
>>7375042
I'm mad on your behalf. Fuck those ignoramuses and fuck children.
Why is it when someone doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about, they're always adamant that they're correct? My faggot friend STILL does this shit so I don't text him anymore.
Fuck ants though.
>starving student, never get to eat anything delicious because really poor
>mom gives me giant jar of homemade trail mix
>in heaven
>raisins, chocolate, nuts, dates, the whole works
>open it
>ants on all the raisins
>ants on all the everything
>they must have crawled in and suffocated in the closed jar or something, they're all dead
>so pissed off I try picking all the ants off
>can't get them all, get really pissed
>decide to eat it anyway
>I'm the top of the food chain, god damn it, you little free protein fuckers
>it was delicious and I didn't notice the ants
>tell mom there was ants in it
>she doesn't believe me
>tries to tell me they were seeds from the raisins
>what kind of raisins have external seeds that have six legs
>>7375197
You could've just taken a picture of the ants and sent it to her.
>>7374771
>turds on a larger turd
>>7374771
looks like something you'd put out to entice a mouse onto a trap
>>7374771
I don't like celery but I'll have the raisins and peanut butter.
>>7374771
No, but celery with mustard is.
>>7375042
why didn't you make them eat ants?
rather lave as a villain than a victim love.
>>7374771
Experienced chef at fancy place here.
Yes.
>>7375197
>what kind of raisins have external seeds that have six legs
We're working on it.
>>7374771
>Ameriblobs have to slather vegetables in peanut butter or cream cheese to get their fatty kids to eat them
>>7374771
Is this one of those disgusting 50's housewife creations?
>>7374771
I always hated ticks on a dog. It is fucking disgusting.
>>7374988
Well isnt that what it is??
>>7376396
What's wrong with peanut butter?
>>7376396
>celery
>a vegetable
kek
it's hardly even food
It's mostly water and even vegetarians don't eat much of it because it has so few nutrients
the peanut butter and raisins are actually much healthier than just the celery
Also, who the hell puts cream cheese on any vegetable?
>>7376396
>haha stupid americans, needing calories to live! why can't they just be like us and only require water and sunshine?
yes yes, now go away
>>7375219
I think people do.
>>7374771
Yes.
>>7375197
>>7375042
I've never really had a problem with ants.
>elementary school
>always friends with the weird kids, the ones that had no other friends
>this one kid in particular liked to go around trying to freak people out by eating ants
>said they tasted like barbecue chips
>out of curiosity I tried one too
>tasted a bit spicy
>ate a few more
and then I was never afraid of/grossed out by ants again for the rest of my life
>>7375076
>scout master
Scout masters are well known masochists. He wouldn't care.
>police
We all know that everyone working in the public sector loves torture(Guantanamo). They wouldn't care.
>media
He's not black so media wouldn't care.
>>7375206
No student carry camera around anon.
Not even the Disposable one.
>>7375042
>be 12
>see this on the school's playground
>make a custom made firework stichk (basically take all powder from bunch of fireworks roll them in a paper ball and wrap it tightly with duct tape)
>blew that fucking nest up with that big boy
>ants fly everywhere get on everyone near by
>got detention for a week.
>>7374771
>>7374778
Its peanut butter you communist...
>>7374771
It's not tortilla chips drizzled with salsa and shredded cheese and microwaved for 50 seconds.
So, no.
>>7378007
I told my black friend about this and he had no idea. This was a staple of school lunches when I was a kid.
Best snack is half of an avocado smeared on crispy toast with salt and pepper.
>>7378007
That is my SHIT
Honestly the best dessert on the planet. Last meal tier. Ambrosia tier. 10/10 dessert.
