Anyone here drink it? I ordered 12 bottles, which I'll be attempting to drink over the next few days.
My goal is to replace 80-100% of my meals with this stuff.
Soylent is the most anti-cooking trend since sous vide.
>>7366297
Honestly, no. It's a hipster meme invented by some asshole who decided to copy Make Room! Make Room!
Not only does it taste like shit, it's not an actual food substitute.
Only in the United States of Fucking Degeneracy can some fucking computer science autist invent a fucking powder shake ripped off from a classic science fiction novel and make millions of dollars.
OP you're a stupid faggot. Food substitute? Christ. What the fuck is the point of life if you can't enjoy it? Experiencing the sensation of taste is half of what makes us human. Without red wine, cheese, croissants, venison and lamb I just might fucking kill myself.
Being poor is no excuse you fucking cretin.
>>7366297
fuck off to /b/, idiot shillfag
I use soylent 1.5 for breakfast smoothies
It's a fine meal replacement
>>7366318
that's like saying planes are anti-car
>>7366964
its not a meal replacement, its a meal
>>7366978
semantics
![Smirnoffbottle[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Sw9V01c.jpg "Smirnoffbottle[1].jpg")
>>7366297
Anyone here drink it? I ordered 12 bottles, which I'll be attempting to drink over the next few days.
My goal is to replace 80-100% of my meals with this stuff.
>>7367108
What a great picture. I hate Smirnoff but I'd buy some after seeing this picture.
>>7367113
Smirnoff is literally undrinkable, straight or even in a mix. There are ~$10 plastic bottle handles that have superior flavor to that fucking asswater
>>7367121
vodka doesn't have a taste idiot
>>7367145
>having this shitty of a palate
>>7367121
>vodka snob
Plebbiest of the plebs.
>>7366328
>food is totally my LYFE
Some people live and breath music, and some people go their whole lives only listening to the radio.
Not everyone has to be an autist about every sensory medium, and food happens to have the added quality of being an everyday chore/burden.
>>7367212
Food is not my "LYFE" but if I had to drink soylent every day, the small nagging voice that tells me I'm better off ending it all would no doubt start making a hell of a lot more sense.
Not the guy you replied to, just someone else who, like that guy, puts a high value on quality of life.
>>7367145
I'll bet you think it doesn't have an odor either
>>7366297
Bought 80 bottles and had it for breakfast when I worked nights.
I enjoyed it while it lasted.
Tastes like a blended bowl of cheerios, so if you like cheerios it will be easy
>>7366318
Sous vide
SOUS VIDE
I fucking hate it I'm fucking swear god fuck
you have to be genuinally autistic to want to replace your meals with it, I am not even using a buzzword, you have to have such an undeveloped brain that you don't care about the taste of food, just how well you can power your walking meat machine of a body so you can continue another day as a mindless zombie.
>>7367329
I'm fat as fuck and I am considering replacing all of my meals with it in an attempt to lose weight. I have tried them and like the taste so that isn't an issue.
Shitty analogy.
Soylent is to food as white noise is to music.
>>7367342
But drone is the ultimate form of music, and white noise the ultimate form of drone.
>>7367375
>drone is the ultimate form of music
pleb trying to be patrician, detected
>>7367190
this honestly. Of all the spirits out there you choose the most boring one to be a "connoisseur" of?
I remember the interview with the guy who made this stuff and it was basically: c'mon, let's all stop pretending... no one actually likes to cook.
And I wanted to fucking murder him.
>>7367402
I believe that was in Vice, where the documentarian tries it for a month and ultimately says, "Eh, no thanks." The dry mix gets moldy in the bag, there are rats running around the "factory," and a doctor tells him, "you might as well drink Ensure."
>>7367108
Sensiblechuckle.gif
>>7367386
Not poster but a fine aged rum trumps even the finest burbons. Im quite fond of canadian whiskeys due to the vanilla flavours
Well I guess we just found out how to effortlessly piss off /ck/. OP, if you want a shot at actual nutrition advice, go to /fit/. This board is for hedonism and nothing else.
>>7367410
Well, I would have thought that Vice would have been all up for it after getting their balls cut off a couple years ago.
>>7366297
Lol no
I could see it as something to take for long trips or speedy eating, but nothing else
>>7366318
Just brought an Anova from Amazon.
Thanks for the encouragement! :^)
>>7366328
been lurking this site for about 6 years, never posted before. breaking my silence to tell you that you're a fucking homo.
WTF is this gay thread still doing here?
>>7366297
last I heard there is an unhealthy amount of lead in soylent
shill detected
go ahead and drink stuff prepared in a warehouse not inspected by any gov. agency
the "inventor" was a failure and then he came up this crap
enjoy Fredos
>>7368927
If lead is so unhealthy, why are they allowed to drink it in Flint, Michigan?
>>7368967
>the "inventor" was a failure and then he came up this crap
and he doesn't even use it anymore.
>>7366297
>Eating anything soy
That shits not made for consumption
>>7368969
kek
>>7366297
I've gone through a few boxes of the mix.
I always mixed it with my coffee and then chilled it overnight for breakfast the next day. It's also really good with a little cocoa mix. Flavored coffees are good with it too.
12oz bottles just seem like a bad idea, though. They will taste like straight oats and nothing else. Maybe put a couple drops of vanilla extract in?
>>7366318
>>7368976
For reals?
Hhahahaha!
