What do you ironically order at a bar?
PBR (or whatever macro), Malort shots, tiki drinks.
>what do you ironically
whatever I fucking want because irony is insecurity's shittiest form
woop post-post modernism
one of two things
1. cocktail i want to make at home but wish to try before i buy all the ingredients
2. a new beer
That's pretty much it
I don't have the money to ironically buy anything at a bar
Alcohol.
>>7363934
If I'm in shitcago, the only thing you can really order is beer because the selection of literally everything else is craptatsic garbage
inb4 flyovers say "but you only need beer at least we're not the south"
>>7363977
How is trying a new beer ironic?
I usually try two new beers if I'm at a bar before ordering something I've had before.
My local haunt sells a PBR and a shot of Jack for 5 bucks. It's my go to.
A lot of people see me drinking it and snort, but when I tell them about the deal, they almost always end up getting one.
>>7363987
stfu suburbanite
>>7363987
GB2 Schaumburg
>>7364014
even worse.
>>7363989
>ironic
I must have misread.
But I never buy anything at a bar unless I'm scared of taking a chance on a 6-pack, so you could argue that I'm some sort of pretentious economics 101 student wannabe or something. I don't know.
>>7363934
Martini, rum, hold the ice.
>>7364014
>I'm from New York
Not this excuse again. Don't you have some more people to scam by phone, Palatine fag?
I have never ordered anything at a bar. One time I was walking around listening to music and thought to go into a bar and order a White Russian, but I didn't. It was a completely sincere thought. Ironic action is disgusting. How do I take sincere action though, when all of you faggots are making the world your fashion show? Maybe I LIKE mullets. I can't show up with a mullet and not be ridiculed though. Is irony an attempt to further isolate people like me, so I'll contribute something to the world. If this is social direction of evolution, I'll have you know that usually I just masturbate. I know it's a test of social aptitude to create arbitrary behaviors that are prohibited, but why do you hate us so much?
>>7364044
You ever seen what a 357 magnum will do to a woman's pussy?
>>7364044
I love how hes trying to pretend that Chicago bars dont have liquor.
>>7364069
this is the most fedora thing I've read in ages.
>>7364074
Of course they have liquor. Maker's Mark, Tito's, Macallen, Hendricks (if it's ''''fancy''')
Chicago has an amazing selection of liquor! Wow! This is much better than we have in Des Moines!
>>7364069
Aspies have every intellectual advantage over NTs except for social fluidity, so we play that card for everything it's worth to stop you from taking over our world.
>>7364082
Jesus where did you even drink? There's craft alcohol practically flowing in the streets here.
>>7364102
>muh death's door
I really don't give a shit
Nothing. Because buying drinks at a bar is for faggots who have more money than sense.
>>7364103
not even close.
I ironically order a couple of shots of expensive whiskeys, then complain about how much it sucks, and get Jim Beam or Evan Williams instead for the rest of the night.
>>7364109
it doesn't matter. the world doesn't need Yet Another Vodka
Get back to me when I can get a wine list that isn't a joke at a normal neighborhood restaurant that isn't $390 a person
>>7364117
Expensive whiskeys aren't sold as shots.
>>7364118
>winefag
oh.
wings
>>7364125
Of course they are. There is nothing to stop the bartender from pouring me a shot of whatever the hell I want. I take shots of scotch sometimes.
>>7364126
I'm an equal opportunity drinker
Emphasis on opportunity
The thing about flyover land is, your horizons are limited to what you've been presented
So your idea of "we have everything" means you have a lot of kinds of beer, vodka, bourbon, and rye.
Which is fine, don't get me wrong.
But if that was ALL I had... well I dunno what I'd do because I don't have that problem.
But you do. And flyovers defend this.
>>7364092
Aspies play the irony card or?
I'm NT, but still obviously not sociable (INTP, the worst personality type).
>>7364080
I don't look good in hats, my man. *wink*
>>7364173
gotta show off that glorious mullet, right?
>>7364191
The mullet was just an example of a socially ridiculous hairstyle. I just don't have a good head shape for hats or something.
>>7364006
I'm in Schaumburg, wanna go shotgun some PBRs bruh
>>7364250
I think I've seen you at Mitsuwa, anon.
>>7364551
It's the dollar bill guy.
in seattle, you gotta get rainier tall boys instead of PBR tall boys.
