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>This man approaches you and then slaps you in the face with
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>This man approaches you and then slaps you in the face with his pear, saying that you're cooking sucks

Wat do?
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jump on my chopping board, take a big bite out of a pepper and challenge him to a monkfish roe dessert showdown
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>>7360906
I'd slap his girlfriend on the ass in the club
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>>7360906
>you're cooking
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>apologize profusely
>do whatever I can to bring him his smile back

Sakai-sama best Iron Chef
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Bow politely and then walk away.
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>>7360906
I grab a goddamn saute' pan and get ready to throw right the fuck down.
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I laugh in his face because I don't take nothing from french a shit
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>>7360906
Well he's probably right.
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FUKUI-SAN, THE OP IS PROJECTING HIS SEXUAL FANTASIES IN THIS THREAD!
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>>7360906

*unsheathes knife*
"noting personnel, dish washer"
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>>7360906
Isn't he dead now?or something
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