I know theres at least one faggot on /ck/ that actually eats the booty bread and likes it because they think it makes them cool. Reveal yourself booty eaters, youre all anon here anyways.
>inb4 ends keep bread moist
>>7359230
> he is so poor he eats bread
I don't eat bread regularly, but on the occasions I do, I see no problem with the ends. Just eat them with soup or put a spread on or something.
>>7359230
Why would you waste bread?
>>7359230
I'll admit to being a booty (bread) man.
ask me anything
>>7359239
>lol he eats common food that people actually buy on a normal regular basis!
Grabbin for anything, huh anon?
>>7359230
Old, stale bread and the butts generally get frozen and reused as stuffing or fresh breadcrumbs (which I think is generally underestimated in their value). I eat the butts with runny eggs or with thick stews. Waste not, want not.
The heel of the bread is the best part on a freshly baked crusty loaf like como
>>7359230
You shouldn't feed ducks bread, it isn't good for them.
What kind of subhuman doesn't like bread ends?
>"This is bread"
>image is of white bread
WEW
> he actually eats sandwich bread
>>7359230
Gotta eat day booty like groceries.
>>7359230
What the fuck is booty bread? That's a heel of the loaf, not the ass.
I typically save them for the end of the loaf and make cheese toast. If I'm about to run out of bread and really want a sandwich I'm eating them.
I live alone and won't go through an entire loaf of bread before it goes stale anyway, so no I don't usually eat the booty. But I don't have a problem with it either.
Literally nothing wrong with the ends of a nice loaf
I hope none of you actually buy pre sliced and packaged shit, if you do I think you should reconsider your life choices
The crust is that best part of any bread. If you don't like the crust, you're eating shitty bread or are an actual child
>>7359405
Dont they sell loafs of bread in halves where youre from?
They do in Germany
>>7359531
lol
a loaf of bread costs about a dollar. Why even bother with half a loaf?
> calling this "bread"
> dumbfag
In Germany there are >100 types of bread
OP is a fag
white bread is disgusting
Real men eat their bread whole
>>7359230
but the crusty ends make the best toast
>>7359230
>eating crust at all
Why not just burn all of your food
>white bread
Is not bread. It's some cheap bullshit bread substitute created in a lab.
>2013+3
>unironically replying to a shitpost troll thread
The heel is the best for garlic bread. You can drown it with garlic butter and it wont drip through
>>7359551
and like 3 of them are decent
good job Germany
>>7359901
>garlic bread is made with garlic butter.
You /ck/ retards haven't got a fucking clue.
My wife is allergic to gluten so we can't have any normal bread at home since the risk of cross contamination is just not worth it. So we're buying overpriced, not very good bread that is gluten free, which ends up costing something like $0.50 per slice and trust me those are some damn tiny slices.
I miss bread, post your favourite bread.
>>7359944
>My wife is allergic to gluten so we
Why do you have to eat the same shit as your wife?
>I miss bread
If you're going to a store that has gluten free bread, chances are you should be able to find yourself a loaf of delicious marble rye too.
>>7359539
Because its half the price and you don't have to toss whats left?
>>7360022
You're in a bad place in life if you can't afford to discard 50 cents on occasion.
>>7359230
It's the best part, tardboy. Especially for white bread, where they're the only slices with any resembling flavor.
The only problem is if somebody else opened the bag and people have been pawing at it to access the slices underneath. Gross.
>>7359230
I use mine to soak egg yolks, I think it helps cut the bitterness
>>7359297
/thread
![monocle-300x300[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/so2AJnG.jpg "monocle-300x300[1].jpg")
>>7359254
Common food is for commoners, my plebeian friend.
>>7359230
I actually take the end loaf and put it like 3-4 slices into the regular bread.
eat shit motherfucker.
I eat it.
I don't particularly like it, but whatever.
I'm not a wasteful, fat, resource draining American.
Worse case scenario, it's bread crumbs.
Also
>Feeding ducks
>Feeding ducks breads
How horrendously irresponsible.
Americans actually feed ducks bread?
Fucking animal abusing niggers, swear to God all American's have black levels of IQ now.
>>7359230
>eating generic "tissue paper" white bread
>>7359944
>being cucked so hard you can't eat different foods
That shit ain't like a severe nut allergy, the bitch won't die if you have some of that shit in your kitchen.
>>7360516
Ducks <3 bread. Scientific fact.
>>7359230
It's good for toast and if it is good quality bread. You leave it until last because it slows moisture loss in the rest of the loaf.
>>7359551
>his country's cuisine is so bland that they actually resort to bragging about their variety of breads
>>7359230
I like the booty cause it's thick, I'll just grab one and munch it dry
>>7359551
Turks go crazy for brown German bread
>>7359230
Idk man, if there's not much bread left I'll slather some pb&j on it and fold it like a taco. It's still bread, you autistic fuck.
>>7360447
So you only eat dick.
>>7360386
>discard 50 cents
50 cents is 50 cents. I don't waste money on shit I don't need.
>>7361149
You go right ahead and secure your precious 4 bits. I'll keep buying whole loaves, expecting to eat it all. There is a 50 per cent chance I won't though. Nyuk, nyuk.
>>7361142
Bread has little to no nutrients and serve as empty calories for ducks. Eating bread provided by humans is way easier than looking for actual food, so they get malnourished and die.
>>7359230
Aw man, I love the heel. It's the best part!
>>7361135
ahaha
#rekt
>>7359230
Both are duck food.
A loaf of bread should have a crisp crust with shards like class so that it can cut the inside of your mouth if you chew it incorrectly.
t. frenchman
>>7361766
*shards like glass
Gluten free bread is expensive and delicious so yes I eat every last crumb of that boner inducing bread. Plus olive oil and salt makes the booty bits taste better.
>tfw I cooked flatbread for the first time the other day.
I feel like my life has changed. I've never been too confident in my cooking but knowing I can make such a basic part of my diet from water and flour is amazing.
The first time I cooked it I followed a recipe that called for butter and milk but yesterday I made one with just water and flour as the base ingredients (plus a bit of salt) and it turned out great.
I'm in the middle of cooking another lot right now (I'm just leaving the dough to mature and soak in the moisture) and I've added a little bit of pepper and a bit of powdered stock to give it a little bit more flavour. I think I might buy some curry powder to give my next batch a bit of a kick as well.
I've decided I'm cutting out normal bread from here on out and sticking with homemade flatbread from now.
I just love eating it, cooking it, preparing the dough.
What are some other powdered spices/etc I could add to mix things up? I want to stick with water and flour as the core ingredients and just add different dry ingredients to keep things different.
I'm not a very good cook but I'm just happy I've found something I love cooking to this degree (and it's quick and can be prepared in advance!)
![CayLWMfWAAE2g5x[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VepQadf.jpg "CayLWMfWAAE2g5x[1].jpg")
rate my bread
>>7362485
>>7361996
>a recipe that called for butter and milk
That's not flatbread, that's a cake.
>>7359230
>Calling this pumped with air artificial shit a bread
How I know you are from America/Australia/England
>>7363360
Because he isn't a thirdworlder?
>>7363400
Because he use toast bread as normal bread?
I will never understand how you can eat this shit everyday it is fucking gross
>>7359230
topfuckingkek.
this is not bread this is anglo mix of flour and water. pic related what is bread.
>>7363423
you're right, there's only one kind of bread
>>7359230
I eat ass, but not bread ass.
>>7359944
Her son doesn't eat bread?
>>7363423
>flour and water
is a better description of a good baguette than of mass produced sandwich bread.
I eat booty bread at the last
>>7359239
god huskies are so adorable
I'll eat the end piece if it's sourdough or something else with a tasty crust.
>>7359257
I prefer frying them.
>>7363423
It's pretty obvious why you like dildo-shaped bread.
I am a man of the boot bread. Don't mock us. there are dozens of us. DOZENS!
and fuck you op, just because you don't like the ass of the loaf doesn't mean you have to make fun of everyone who does. What do you do with the booty? do you throw it in the trash? do you choke it down with tears streaming down your face? I doubt you give it to the ducks, because that would mean you'd actually have to go outside.
>>7364140
THE PIZZA CRUST
SELECT THE PIZZA CRUST YOU FUCK-WIT
>>7359254
hahaha peasant.
>>7359257
>I eat the butts with runny eggs
my nigga
>>7364140
You forgot the cheese-tomato bread in the top left.
>>7359230
i do because my wife and son won't.
and because i don't mind it.
i had a tuna sandwich using one heel yesterday after i made them tuna melts.
>>7359248
How do you prepare the booty? You mongoloid.
My wife's son eats them. How do I show him the light?
>>7366151
Beat his ass
>>7359230
It makes good toast with cream cheese
>>7359230
Meatballs man. You gotta make meatballs out of them. Delicioso.
>>7359230
I spread it with peanut butter and drizzle honey on top with a small glass of milk at night. I just don't like being wasteful
>>7366261
>http://thehill.com/blogs/twitter-room/other-news/243657-romney-campaigns-on-peanut-butter-and-honey-sandwiches
instantly reminded me of this.
>>7359230
Heels are legitimately the best part of the bread. People who hate heels are literally the same as children who hate crust.
>>7366283
lol I never heard that before. he knows his shit it's a great snack.
>>7366299
I like then too but stop being a literally poster. you literally are the literal definition of a literally poster because you literally post literally literally every sentence, literally.
>>7366141
I put it in the toaster until it's mostly burnt, then I spread on mustard and add cheese that's been out for a day or so, and to drink I have either flat soda or a Slurpee, but I won't put the lid on the Slurpee until the cup is full so it doesn't fill all the way up to the top.
>>7363778
>under8ed b8
>>7359944
>cross-contimination
>with bread
what are you doing?
>>7359230
>calling this shit bread
fucking ameritards
Anyone have good tips on making bread? Always hungry for some good bread.
>>7368384
But it is bread. Granted, it's shit quality mass produced garbage bread, but it's still bread.
>>7359551
>Norway only has 50ish kinds of bread
>Most of the darker types tastes like shit and has a shit ton of seeds in them
You must think about tossing salad all day.
>>7359230
I bet you put your bread in the fridge, Like an ass.
I don't eat the ends.
Hey when that's the only piece of bread left and you can't afford more you eat it because a mans gotta eat
>>7359230
>eating squooshy qquooshy white people bread
you can crush a whole loaf into a tiny cube, it's all air and they add fructose to it
Nigga pls
>>7359230
I love eating the heel.
Sliced white """bread""" is shit either way.
Nothing like getting a freshly baked crusty loaf from your local bakery, still warm when you bring it home.
>>7359304
>french bread
good for literally 10 minutes after taking it out the oven and becomes shit tier immediately after
