ON THE HEAT
>>7359221
SEASON NICELY
>>7359221
RUSTIC
ELEGANT
OIL IN
TILT THE PAN AND BASTE IT
OFFFF THE HEAT!! YA DONKEY!
And then
JUST
BIT OF GARNISH
TOSS
DONE
AND THERE YOU HAVE THE PERFECT SOUFFLE
LOVELY
CREAMY
JUST A BIT OF OLIVE OIL
TOUCH
YES?
AND NOW
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
HOL UP
BEAUTIFUL
PINCH
IDIOT SANDWICH
I want someone to vocaroo this entire thread in their best Ramsey voice
PACKED WITH FLAVOUR
>>7359326
You forgot the image
am I the only one that thinks Ramsay is bit of a cunt its like he is trying to let his frustration out after working for Pierre
>>7359415
he used to be an amphetamine addict
>>7359420
>amphetamine addict
it seems that anyone who works in kitchen is fucked up
PAN
NICE AND HOT
JOHN FILIPE
KNOB OF BUTTER
GIVE IT A SHAKE, THAT RELEASES IT
ON THE SIDE
The voice overs for the latest videos are so sad and angry.
Hello this is Chef John from Foood Wishes dot Comm with: 4chan's /ck/
>>7359869
God I love this bastard's videos
>>7359232
RUSTIC
LOCAL
HOMEGROWN
STEAKHOUSE
>>7359917
That's right, I got so many requests for 4chan recipes, I finally went and found and dusted off my computer and we're gonna use it to make a beautiful /ck/ thread.
So here we go, so what we're gonna use here is what we call a Gordan Ramsey thread.
>>7359917
Same. His voice is comfy, his videos are comfy, and I don't think he has ever posted something that wasn't tasty af to make.
>>7359221
ON THE HEAT, SEASON NICELY. RUSTIC, ELEGANT.
OIL IN, TILT THE PAN AND BASTE IT. OFFFF THE HEAT!! YA DONKEY! And then, JUST GENTLY, BIT OF GARNISH. TOSS, DONE.
AND THERE YOU HAVE THE PERFECT SOUFFLE, LOVELY, CREAMY.
JUST A BIT OF OLIVE OIL, TOUCH. YES? AND NOW, RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW. HOL UP, BEAUTIFUL.
PINCH, IDIOT SANDWICH - PACKED WITH FLAVOUR. PAN, NICE AND HOT. JOHN FILIPE? KNOB OF BUTTER, GIVE IT A SHAKE, THAT RELEASES IT ON THE SIDE
NICELY
UK Kitchen Nightmares > US Kitchen Nightmares
>>7359221
TASTE TASTE TASTE
>>7359995
Marco > Gordon
>>7359221
THAT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE
JUST WANK IT
>>7359415
YOU'VE LOST THE PLOT KID
>>7359932
So what I want you to do is take your keyboard, and start shitposting, and just keep trolling until every single one of those posters is hurt in the butt. Okay?
Next we will season this up with some freshshshly ground black pepper...
>>7359434
How is that even a surprise?
BEAUTIFULLY SEASONED
>>7359434
Most people in a stressful chaotic job turn to drugs. This goes for chefs, brokers and musicians, and I'm sure a ton of other jobs too.
>>7360111
Don't worry about using too much salt either, after all you're the host with the most of your shitpost.
CHICKEN BREAST
SLICE
PAPRIKA SALT PEPPER
RUB
HOT PAN
LITTLE BIT OF COLOR
REST
>>7360006
Keith Floyd > Ramsay >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Marco Pierre Knorr™
>>7360756
MPW just did the Knorr thing for the cash, otherwise he's way way better than Ramsay
REDUCE
BAKING PAPER
ADD VEG
SPRITS OF THYME
MAYBE ROSEMURRY
X Recipe
dramatic pause
DONE
gorgeouth, thilky
oh wait that's that other british faggot
>>7361801
Wtf is a sprit?
>>7362140
feeling word that means a little, basically
>>7359221
RUSTIC
U
S
T
I
C
