>Be me
>Have Penis
>Decide to make cheesecake, cause it's good, but also pricey in stores
>Make that shit perfectly first try with no cracks or much cooking experience.
Do I get a fucking cookie?
no, you get cheesecake.
>>7352492
You will get your dick ripped off.
It's the easiest thing in the world. You get a participation award, no cookie.
>>7352499
Have you met your average college student who' thinks microwaving noodles is a chore?
>>7352492
Yeah it didn't crack because it wasn't thick enough to. You made cheesecake bars, which are basically Jell-O tier.
>>7352503
No you jew, I had a water bath in the oven and cooled it gradually in three stages.
Why are you so upset you want to put people down on the internet family?
>>7352492
Looks good, your reward is cheesecake
Also, having a penis helps with baking
Women try to make following directions on a recipe seem super hard
>>7352555
>having a penis helps with baking
I wish more people realized this. Women are literally bad at everything.
>>7352578
Gender doesn't come up in most threads, but I get the feeling that most posters here are male. I could be completely wrong.
Meh, make a post when you can come up with better cheesecake flavors. I make Canadian Breakfast: Crown Royal, brown sugar, and chopped good quality bacon. That's how a gril bakes cheesecake
>>7352593
I mostly just prefer the classical or New York style. Had a gril make me chocolate once and didn't enjoy it at all. I almost considered putting weed in it but then I realized I don't know where to get cannabinoids
>>7352593
sounds like shit to be completely honest with you
I created it for a pub and grill that also ran a small bakery. It sounds gross and whatnot, but was the best seller, to the point that we'd make 4 or more at a time, because employees would buy 1-2 full cheesecakes each time we made them. My personal favorite was huckleberry mango.
>>7352505
>"look what I did!"
>it's nothing special
>"fuck you stop being mean!"
Seriously? Bake a 4" tall cheesecake in a springform and we'll talk about how amazing your baking skills are. What I said is true. I'm sure it tastes fine but it is nothing special and neither are you. Fucking kids.
>call someone a jew while complaining about mockery on the internet
Whew lad.
>>7352615
Literally
>Follow me on pintrest tier.
>>7352618
Being this upset
>>7352622
>le person i have no retort for is mad meme
>be me
Who the fuck else would you be, you fucking autist?
I want plebbit normies to leave reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>7352627
>If I just narrate his thought pattern, that's a good enough rebuttal. Right guys...guys...
>>7352629
How new are you, honestly?
>>7352629
Attributing 4chan memes to Reddit. Can you get anymore newfag?
>>7352631
I wonder how many hours you got to fuck around acting like a moron? Cause I got about one more image macro in me then I gotta go do some other shit. I get bored real quick.
>>7352634
Why don't you be constructive and post a recipe? Quit caressing your ego at this hour.
>>7352635
>turnabout! I got him now!
Newp. Here's your last macro, kiddo.
>>7352590
>gender doesn't comes up in most threads
Next post brings up gender.
Great, you made an elementary cake. Congratulations.
Looks good. The crust/filling ratio is a little off, though.
>>7352678
Sadly in Canada any dairy is expensive as fuck. So I only grabbed 3 blocks of cream cheese.
>>7352618
this is the only correct response. your cheesecake bars are middle-school home ec tier you massive op faggot
>>7352492
How is cheesecake pricey? I can get an okay cheesecake at Tesco for £2, cheaper than I could make myself.
>>7352492
>do I get a cookie?
no your reward is that you get to enjoy delicious cheesecake, if you wanted a cookie then you should have fucking made cookies
I have a penis
>>7352492
looks like a nobake cheesecake, did you make it in a 9x13?
>>7352618
What are y'all's favorite cheesecake recipes? Any of you guys put anything special in there to make it yours?
Praise the mighty chef of the gods... Cheese cake is easy bro
Am I actually witnessing cheesecake elitism ITT?
>>7354170
The only thing that's 9×13 is OP's wrecked asshole
Try plain non fat yogurt mixed with sugar free pancake syrup.
>>7354183
8/10 bretty good
>>7352503
this. fucking crust is almost as thick as your 'cheesecake'
>>7352496
Underrated post
>>7352503
Exactly my thoughts.
I've made cheesecake that cracked and it still looked better than OPs pic.
>>7352750
get a fucking springform instead of cooking it in a fucking lasagna pan next time
>>7354188
Raspberry
>>7352502
Have you met your average neanderthal who thinks writing dank memes is a chore
>>7352503
Probably a no bake Jello branded box wasn't it?
>>7352503
This is an accurate comment.
OP's cooking is a shit.
>>7352492
>Have Penis
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>7352750
How is this possible? You have so much feasible pastoral land, Canada should be a dairy power house
>>7354206
i was so disgusted with this stupid fucking thread until i read this
