ok picture this
your most cherished person/pet/whatever is being held hostage and the only way to set them free without being harmed is to eat your weight in tostinos party pizzas
could you do it?
How long do I have and can I bring drinks?
>>7343843
>your most cherished person/pet/whatever
>>7343843
how long do i have to do it?
I think I actually did this if you count all of undergrad. I used to take 2 of those fuckers and make a pizza sandwich by putting more cheese and pepperoni in between them.
>>7344066
>but you arent allowed to use the bathroom
I shit every single morning without fail, and pee probably 20 times a day.
>>7344066
>not allowed to use the bathroom
Fine, I'll just shit in a corner then.
>>7344089
>I pee probably 20 times a day
Bro you have diabetes or a serious prostate issue. Seek medical help.
>>7343843
My toy poodle had a good run. She's 14. Her breed is very long lived but her best days are behind her.
I'd do what Churchill did and get another and name it "2."
>>7344941
Or he drinks a lot of water.
When I'm home, I always have a cup of water. And piss about that much. But if I'm not, then its about 4
Sorry that I don't like to piss radioactive yellow and want to be hydrated
>>7344066
There is no one spot in my body to fit 200 pounds of Totino's Party Pizzas that doesn't result in my death.
>>7343843
Unfortunately I can't eat 300+ lbs of pizza.
I couldn't eat 95 pounds of pizza in 3 days, a week maybe
i'd do it with no incentive.
i just love totino's hehehe.
>>7343916
Yo that's my go to drunk food cuz
>>7343862
How fucked up does your life has to be to not consider your family cherished?
I will ask an important question
Is the pizza free?
>>7343916
>Pizza sandwich
So you made a sandwich sandwich? That's slightly redundant.
>>7345292
>>Hyperbole
>>7345212
Not the guy you replied to but my mom tried to drown me and I never met my father.
>>7343843
I don't think I could eat 75kg of anything. Definitely not when it's mostly bread.
Fortunately I don't cherish anybody or anything. I'm my own man, blowing through the world as I leave it in my dust.
>>7343843
It's impossible
>>7343843
my god this is the most /ck/ post i've ever seen.
no. i couldnt eat 170lb in anything.
>>7343843
>110kg of party pizza
well I'd definitely give it my all
>>7344066
3 days? Nigga, that's 60 pounds of pizza PER day.
Not even Man versus Food Guy can do that.
>>7344066
3 days is bullSHIT
not posted in the OP, and therefore not binding
i could do it, but it would take a month