his final words were 'watch this' JUST lmao
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3431832/Watch-words-father-three-choked-death-tried-eat-McDonald-s-cheeseburger-one-mouthful.html
>>7343352
McDonald's cheeseburgers are too dry to attempt that. Of course he choked
>>7343352
>dailymail
Yeah, no.
>>7343360
Pretty sure they don't teach it in Wales due to population control.
The absolute madman
>>7343352
What a weird trick.
>>7343360
maybe they thought it was part of his trick
>>7343352
These are the people that breed.
>"watch this"
>posts on 4chin
>>7343509
those were his final words
;_;7
>>7343352
Typical welsh man
Sadly he'd procreated, so does not qualify for a Darwin Award.
>>7343358
I suppose you say the same thing when you see an article from Fox, cuck.
>>7343352
I feel sorry for the guy desu
daily mail.... =/= true
>>7343352
>Hitting their back knocks it further down, Heimlich forces it up and out.
Is that true?
>>7343352
>Cheryl Bray, Rhoose, United Kingdom, 7 hours ago
>To set the record straight....... I am Darren's mother, I was at the inquest today, Darren's alcohol content was half over the legal driving limit and NOT one and a half as reported!!! The food was caught at the back of his throat and could not be brought back out!! The friends who were with him DID the heimlich manoeuvre as well as CPR, there was nothing else they could have done no matter what training they had that. Darren's death was quick, he did not suffer. Myself, my children and Darren's partner are suffering enough without having to listen to senseless comments from people who had no idea what a loving person and father Darren was, yes he was a prankster but what a fun loving guy he was... I only hope that if any of you who are parents you never have to bury your own child as this pain is unbearable every single moment of my life... Now please show respect to myself and my family and leave us to greave in peace.
>>7343405
nobody thought he was choking...his sputtering was just mistaken for Welsh
>>7343352
So what? If he's stupid enough to do that then he deserves to die. I honestly don't care.
>>7343352
Reading that article, all I can think is I bet I could do that without dying.
>>7344957
No. The Heimlich maneuver is in fact no longer recommended.
>>7343360
>heimlich maneuver
You can't use it on fat people, which is why it is no longer taught in the USA, Mexico, and the UK.
>wish I were joking
>>7345028
It's really because it isn't actually any more effective than a pat on the back, and you could end up breaking somebody's ribs in a panic.
Mouth to mouth has also been found to be less effective than previous thought. It's the chest compressions that are important.
>>7343352
kek'd at the title
>realizing this is something stupid I would have probably done in college
>>7343355
We use it too. It's a valid reason on a death certificate.
>>7344962
Poor mom
In Wales = death defying (or not) party piece
In Murrica = hors d'oeuvre
>>7346453
There are less horses in usa than u think
>>7346455
>old enough to post on /ck
>still drinks milk
Man it's really fucking easy to die
>chokes on 99p burger.
>websites put pick up of a quarter pounder
>>7343358
The Daily Mail is biased and will twist a story but they don't make up deaths. Someone DIED - it's a matter of public record
I bet you think the muslim rapes in Cologne didn't happen either.
>>7344962
>Darren's death was quick, he did not suffer
>choked to death
>>7343352
>Unemployed
>Father of three
And nothing of value was lost.
>>7347425
According to the article, what the doctor actually said was "death would have followed quite quickly from a choking of this nature."
So he would have been dead soon after the process of choking, which I guess the mother misunderstood. Still, it's probably easier for her to believe what she does.
>>7347429
True this, being unemployed when you have kids is one thing but you're an irresponsible piece of shit to be drinking beer with buddies instead of trying to find work.
Probably best for the kids, serve as a cautionary tale.
>>7343357
You sound like you've tried fatty magoo!
>Patton, Stafford, United Kingdom, about 15 hours ago
>My step dad chocked on tea
wut
Ja/ck/ is dead?
>>7344962
>reading internet comments about your son's death
Some people are just fucking stupid. I feel bad for that woman and her son but they are both clearly stupid.
>>7344974
>>7343352
Who's that disgusting fat man who became a meme here and is now blacklisted? The one who says
"I'm BEEEYAACK"? I hate him so much I've blocked his name from my memory.
But him and Furious Pete were doing a "one bite challenge" thing with 4 hamburgers in one bite. Something tells me that had something to do with this death.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wINszKjYYbY
>>7344962
>he was a prankster
No Cheryl, he was an idiot
>>7347996
https://www.youtube.com/user/Rauscheder ?
>>7343352
Too late, he already reproduced!
>>7344962
welsh math skills everybody.
Your father was bested by a fucking dollar cheeseburger. Just let that sink in. Your father is weaker than a small slab of meat, and bits of veggies stuck between two slices of bread.
>ad for McDonald's in article
>>7351426
>the current exchange rate is $1/99pence
>>7344962
>manoeuvre
come on now
>>7346456
>less horses
Kill yourself.
>>7347485
I agree that people should work if they can and poor people should avoid having kids they can't afford.
But you don't REALLY think that hunting for a job takes up every minute of a man's life, leaving no room at all for having some beers and shitty fast food with the mates, do you?
You're probably the same kind of asshole who'll tell someone "you don't have depression. I saw you smile the other day."
>>7343352
>what is the heimlich maneuver
>>7352817
Outdated, hit them in the middle of the back a few times instead.
lel
I swear a cheeseburger would be prety easy in one. Watch this...
Also, does nobody know the Heimlich maneuver?
>>7353741
Read the fucking thread you lazy prick
