what's your favorite condiment, /ck/?
>>7340014
>miracle whip
Franks red hot
Goes great on popcorn
Trojan
Condiments = sauces?
Franks hot sauce is pretty righteous.
Caesar dressing.
It has miraculous powers.
>have disgusting vegetables
>put Caesar dressing on them
>abracadabra they are now fucking delicious
>Chicken to bland and boring?
>put on Caesar dressing
>instant deliciousness
>Oh man, I've got a killer headache
>apply Caesar dressing directly to the forehead
>IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
I actually don't like a lot of condiments, I prefer a nice long vape after an agreeable meal
I recently got pic related and it is my current favorite. I eat a lot of asian food though. My other favorite is Hellman's real mayonnaise
>>7340297
>i'm fat, and I like to drench all of my food in fat
>>7340384
I'm actually skinny because I have a fast metabolism and eat normal-sized portions, but I do love eating me some fatty foods. Mmmmm.
Besides, if it weren't for Caesar dressing, I would barely eat any vegetables at all.
Fat is also not really all that bad for you. In fact, it's very good for you, especially saturated fats. You just have to know how to consume things in moderation.
Colman's mustard is white people's wasabi. Has a lot of flavor and only 10 calories per teaspoon. My secret weapon in weight loss.
>>7340360
degenerate
Fat's only fattening if you pair it with sugar. Eat that mayo with bacon and a side of bacon and you're a keto beast.
>>7340014
salt
>>7341177
This.
I'm currently on a diet. I can go without sweets and fatty foods for a while and even carbs if I really try but I can't let go of salt for the life of me.
I used to be hospitalized for a few weeks a few years ago and everything tasted incredibly stale because they refused to put salt on it...
Gravy, sometimes I eat it like soup.
Mother fucking Quinky Sauce.
Nothing finer.
