"Welcome to the deli! What can I get for you today?"
Five pounds of American Cheese and Bologna, please.
Whatever pairs well with cheap scotch and divorce papers, please.
>>7337334
Spaghettios are on eisle 4 sir
>>7337354
Oh I'm sorry. Do you guys stock adult daipers? I don't feel like moving at all for a day or two.
150g lombo
150g hot coppa
100g hot cajna
200g baked ricotta
and 150 of smoked dutch
>>7337334
Get yourself a nice, thick pastrami sandwich with plenty of mustard.
boars head lunch meat
>>7337317
C-can I have your number?
>>7337679
i see we have a smooth talking 4chan stud here
>>7337317
Is this what supermarket delis are like in flyover country? It looks like they merged the salads, bakery, and ready made meal section into one. I see barely any cheese and only a few choices for cold cuts.
>>7337716
3/10
trying too hard
>>7337716
>>7337334
>papers, please
Go back to /v/ nerd
>>7337716
It's a typical supermarket deli. Why the fuck is you mad?
>>7337716
I live in California and that's exactly what a supermarket deli looks like here
>>7337720
he isn't wrong tho
>>7337716
In coastie land is your cheese section really just a subsection of your deli? Here cheese gets its own area
May I please have a half pound of mustard potato salad?
>>7337317
Cheeseburger and large fry pls
>half a pound liverwurst, quarter inch slices
>third of a pound olive loaf
1 pound sliced turkey breast, 1/2 pound smoked virginia ham, 1/2 pound american cheese.
