>>7336683
If I somehow ever found myself in there I'd do a 360 and just go to Burger King.
>>7336701
To do what? Use the bathroom?
They don't sell food there.
>>7336701
your mom will take you to hardee's and you'll like it
>>7336683
HAHAFAGGOT NICE JOB FUCK ASS
20 piece chicken nuggets and an order of large fries
I do this once a month and get high off my ass, it's amazing
>>7336683
Sextuple cheeseburger please
>>7336734
you're my guy, that's the exact thing i order when im high, although i throw a strawberry milkshake in there if im feeling a lil naughty
>>7336683
A crispy, a CBO, 6 chicken nugs and a chocolate milkshake
McDouble and a McChicken
Bottle of water or a small sprite
Costs Iike 4 bucks. Do it every few weeks for a small lunch. McPick 2 is great.
I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with the shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
2 mcdoubles, a mcchicken, and a small fry
>>7336805
Ausfag here.
I usually just order 2 or 3 chicken and mayos. $2 each so $4 or $6 total.
Burger is healthier than chips and a drink, but i dont go there often anyways since I'm working on losing weight.
>>7336683
Two cheeseburgers and one small coke please.
>welcome to My McDonald's
>mcdonlads
>not pulling a 15805620 and walking the fuck out
>"Oh anon, I'm not getting fries. I'm on a diet."
>"May I have a taste of your fries?"
>proceeds to eat all of your god damned fries
>>7336683
Two McDoubles
20 Chicken Nuggets with hot mustard
Large fries (though their fries suck0
>>7336919
Good bit, chris.
>>7336701
but doing a 360 won't you end facing to the previous direction?
Lemme get a McPick two.
>>7336927
>look at me I'm new
I used to love their hotcakes. I got some the other day and they weren't that great. I didn't get any butter with them, but that shouldn't make that big of a difference.
>>7336958
Butter makes all the difference
Sometimes hen broke or have nothing else to do, me and my wife get drunk and fuck while at home, we will get McDonalds because it's the perfect cheap, alcohol absorbant, slow digesting choice for food.
1 Double Cheese burger
3 hamburgers extra pickle
1 large fry
20 pc chicken nugget
1 large Sprite no ice
2 BBq sauce
2 sweet and sour
ketchup
>>7336921
>hot mustard gas
>>7336683
2 McGriddles an iced vanilla coffee and 2 hashbrowns.
it's 2016 mcdonalds only serves breakfast now.
>>7336683
2 cheeseburgers and a medium fry well-done
>>7336811
We serve food here sir.
Can I have 6 single cheese burgers with extra pickle please and a regular coke.
>Friend then eats one of the cheeseburgers on the walk home
I don't mind you having SOME of anything but don't take a whole unit.
DEAN YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>>7336683
Lemme get a McPick 2
>>7336811
lol we get orders like that at my place. that order would be like 16 bucks tho....all that extra shingle and shimmy is an upchrg senpai.
>>7337164
She's so qt
>>7336683
Bacon egg and cheese biscuit one hash brown and 2 breakfast burritos.
>>7336949
How new is this guy?
>>7336683
I eat fast food almost every day and I can't understand why anyone would ever get anything from McD's besides breakfast.
Shit burgers, shit chicken, shit fries.
>>7336683
Yeah I'll take a Quarter Bacon BLT with double cheese aaaaaand can I get some bbq sauce?
Also, no salt on the fries please, i'll add my own later.
>>7336683
2 McChickens please, your burgers are garbage
>>7336683
Yeah, where's the arby's
Can you tell me where the nearest Wendy's is?
NO! I DON'T KNOW YOU!
McDouble with Big Mac sauce and leaf lettuce, and a medium fry.
c-can i have please have your p-p-p-phone number, baby?
>>7336683
The "please" is redundant.
>>7336683
My order today was a big breakfast with egg whites instead of scrambled eggs, a parfait instead of the hash brown, and EXTRA well done sausage. Non well done sausage is too squishy, and regular well done still isn't enough. It was perfect. Lots of ketchup and salsa for the egg whites and sausage, and strawberry jam on the biscuit. Washed down with a large iced mocha with 2 added espresso shots. I ate like a fucking king today.
Tomorrow will be the usual egg white delight, parfait, and black coffee.
>McDonald's employee, don't AMA
2 crispy ranch snack wraps
1 Jr Bacon Cheeseburger
1 Jr Chicken
1 Small fry
to go
How do you people eat so much? One McDouble (fixed up like a Big Mac of course) and a cup of water is plenty for me. I'm not thin by any stretch of the imagination.
Three sausage McMuffins. No egg to ruin things. Just sausage, cheese, and toasty English muffin. So delicious.
>>7336948
fuckin' this, holy shit
$2 burger and fries is the best/worst thing that's happened to my lunch break since two quarter pounders for $4.
>>7336683
2 Sausage McMuffins and two hashbrowns, please. Do you think you could put the hashbrowns in the sandwiches, please? No? That's fine, I'll do it myself.
*pays for food*
*eats food*
Heh, nothing personell food.
>>7336683
Fish file burger m8. Delicious as fuck
big mac and a small fries
regular iced coffee with half the sugar 25% of the time
>>7336683
2 spicy mcchickens, medium fries, fountain drink.
>>7336683
Can I have a cheeseburger without the cheese
3 mcdoubles
>>7336683
>Lemmie get one medium cup of ketchup
>Quadruple McChicken
>Two filetofish patties with a medium fry smushed between, extra sauce
>2 McGriddles covered in butter
>1 hashbrown with a smiley face drawn on it in ketchup
>and one large chocolate milkshake with some HiC mixed in
>Not making your own hamburgers
Topkekistan
- Big Mac sans onions
- McDouble sans onions with extra ketchup on the side
- sausage egg McGriddle
- two McChickens
- hashbrowns
10 piece nuggets meal, large fries, lemonade
White cheddar onion burger
Mcdouble
-2 jr chicken
-2 mcdouble
-2 large fry
-medium drink
eat some there, bring rest home and refridgerate to eat after a long day at work when i dont feel like cooking
>>7338696
>no onions
>2011
ISHYGDDT
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>>7336919
This happened so much, fucking biiiiitch
>>7336683
May I use your bathroom? If they complain that I'm not a customer I usually buy a hamburger and give it to the next homeless guy I see.
I used golden arches pretty frequently as a youngster.
Now I prefer real restaurants.
When I fancy a burger, I look for a restaurant that serves some.
Even in fucking eastern Germany we have three american dinners in the city with burgers that are leagues ahead of Micky D and the Burger Regent.
>>7338846
diet soda or regular?
>>7338925
diet obviously
Happy meal, cheeseburger
Two McChicken, extra mayo
I'll take 100 chicken nuggets (x5 orders of 20pc) and a small vanilla milkshake to dip 'em.
>>7336683
Large fry, that's all
